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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

hey any kink artists wanna make some really cute art for NetBSD, The People's OS? Their budget is way higher this year than any year prior and plus I think it would be cool if we got something just as cool as Xenia mastodon.sdf.org/@netbsd/1174...

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NetBSD Foundation 🚩 (@netbsd@mastodon.sdf.org)

Anyone with open commissions who wants to do some #art for NetBSD? We've got a budget for paying for some concept art and can later talk about working with you on some merch. DM us! Naturally, we ca...

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Happy Locktober, fellas! Sound off in the replies with how you're planning to remain disciplined and chaste in your locksport journey!

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I didn't mean to sound mean in my reply, more just "wow this makes me feel MANY ways, genuinely scared one of them" in a way that transcends the concepts that would ordinarily make me think "oh this is just made for fancy gooning" in a visceral way. It's super effective.

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oh no I wasn't mad at all! You've done good here, I promise 💕

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I guess the point is, this is the first time I remember seeing you look like this and you look fucking beautiful

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I'm not going to lie, my memory has been absolute dogshit these past few years. It is enough of a problem I think I should probably back away from social media because shit like this keeps happening. I'm really sorry

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

finally saw that new Nolan flick on 7mm IMAX®. holy shit that fella they named the adventure after really loves his wife

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

obsessed with this clip of Ken Jennings supporting class revolution on his original Jeopardy run lmao

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Emmy! SFW Edition @dummyemmy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Drones get the Job Drone! Happy Gas Mask Monday!! 💛🖤 📸: @mariinightingale.com 💖 #trans #photoshoot #latex #dronification

Emmy/7471 flexing its arm while wearing its MSA gas mask, Brookstone earphones, a tank top and latex opera gloves. Look at it being tough!

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I leave for a year and in the interim you have dredged up something I have found to represent one of my deepest wellsprings of fear and anger. goddamned right it's the autism puzzle pieces lmao

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

do the clapping seals ever tire of all this

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Whatever the case may be I'd wager a direct line can be traced through the very beginnings of Stanford University and its repeat, seemingly purposeful laundering, repackaging and perpetuation of eugenics ideology

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

now I don't know what so-called "species" Samus Aran is and frankly it's none of my business, but I will defend to the death her right to be whatever she wants to be

Dale Gribble doing air quotes whilst smoking a cigarette and wearing mirror shades (and a red hat for some reason)

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

jack posobiec visiting Costco, noticing the abundance of store-brand products: "you monsters. cancel Costco immediately. is this a joke to you"

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

you know what they say, eat or be eaten

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I feel given the circumstances this is an entirely rational and proportionate response to Metroid Ravenous, which, if you think about it, is just like 9/11 all over again

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I DO NOT HAVE AN UNHEALTHY OBSESSION WITH SAMUS ARAN OKAY

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

To follow up on this, I would like to mention that I think democracy is woke and gay. I think you should only be able to vote if you own enough GPU infrastructure to produce heat sufficient to smelt Lower Manhattan.

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Dear tech CEOs. I am a mediocre race car driver and I have an Arch Linux ISO and a Git repo with a collection of opinionated dotfiles and an earnest belief that transgender people should be relocated to Madagascar for their own good. Please give me $3m at your earliest convenience. Thank you

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

there seems to be something to this honestly. i didn't understand the clout chasing fully until i spent some time on the LinkedIn hellsite and...i still don't understand it, but i now understand the two to be indistinguishable

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

capitalism REALLY wants to crush us and capitulation is not just comfortable, it is a lifeline that can be extended to others, and it should not be this way when the transaction does not benefit us in the end

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

get that bag, touch the shitty robot if your boss is forcing you to, but the second you choose to continue to align yourself with capital you have lost the plot AI is not going to save you, no matter who uses it, nor how

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

the signs that tech is not aligned with people's best interests have been there for decades and have only mounted, but we are finally in a moment where all the pieces are literally aligned and pointing and screaming loudly at the only logical conclusion, and people are STILL sitting this one out

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

libertarian trans women in tech: why. fix your souls

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

@justingarrison.com (in case you have no idea who I am we are mutuals there and you are friends with my wife Alli)

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

@justingarrison.com Hey, I have no inclination whatsoever to reactivate my LinkedIn account right now, is there any chance I could DM you for a bit with some questions?

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Daily Godzilla! 🏳️‍⚧️ @perfectgodzilla.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Rest in Peace, Peter Cullen.

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tef @tef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

CAPITAL: We have invented a machine that can cross picket lines PROGRAMMERS: I bet this will give us four day weekends. The left need to get behind this. What else can it do CAPITAL: Psychosis! Deepfakes! Propaganda! Plagerism! Yaml! Todo Apps! PROGRAMMERS: Run those last two past me again

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

i miss webrings and 468x60 banner ads

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

anybody up for mounting a NÄX shelf today

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

do not use the microwave and air fryer simultaneously. this enturbulates the thetan

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

anyway i'm going back to using "toaster" to refer to these fracking machines

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

you're so surfer dude coded (positive affect)

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[HANDMAIDEN]'s tale @xantronix.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

the internet is a machine invented to turn people insane

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