Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 12hJust trying to determine how much Theo this wolf is. If he has long legs we know it can't be you. 120
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 12hI kicked a giant dent in someone's fender when they turned right on red without first yielding to pedestrians. They almost ran me over, but they got the scar. 020
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 12hOnly white girls! You still have to be mad! 120
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 12hSmashmouth songs always come on when you walk into a room? 110
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13hHave we seen the wolf's leg to torso ratio? 120
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13hGood to see Houston zthe capital of the midwest, is so well represented 010
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13hProbably has a great recipe for squirrel stew 030
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 13hNo goddammit the voices need to get out of my head 000
Reposted by Xanderpuss (but scary)FakeMADtv (No. 1 Digger Fan) @fakemadtv.bsky.social · 17hIt’s okay to steal from Target. 041
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 14hThe AI is only capable of advanced pattern recognition. We must walk without rhythm. 130
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 15hI can deal with inner loop snobbery from anyone other than people who live in the heights. That shit is just the woodlands for elder millennials/young gen x 120
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 15hIf you have 41 children and they all hated being in such a large family and decided to only have one child each 160
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 08/10/20261) Turn around and go somewhere better 2100
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This is a good skeet, but either nobody was up at 11:30 or y'all just aren't familiar enough with Indian sweets 010
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I would love to own that car again someday, as unreliable and impractical as it was for daily living 000
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My 2nd car was a beat up 83 Mustang 5.0 GT with a 4 barrel Holley carb and a Borg-Warner 5 speed manual transmission. T-Tops always off. It had a cable clutch (as opposed to hydraulic) which meant my left leg got a massive workout every time I went for a drive. 110
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Kaiju katli - like dino chicken nuggies, but for Indian sweets 000
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026While we're at it, @mariabamford.bsky.social, pineapple on pizza, yes or no? 010
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Jay Leno drove straight into traffic once and the people of Burbank have been emulating him ever since 050
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Totally legal to turn right on red here. If you don't like it, you need to convince Texas voters to stop voting for the same ol republican bullshit year after year 150
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Ben Franklin woulda found some way to have been in the sleeves tweet 050
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He stopped at the light for a full three seconds with his blinker on before making the right turn on red which is completely legal here in Texas. 130
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why? He was just headed to work like everyone else 010
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yeah, it's a dud for losers, but unlike the democrats, there are better options 020
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Even if he has what would be an unfulfilling desk job to an average person, he probably is very enthusiastic about it. 010
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Rubber duckies on the dashboard of a Jeep Wrangler is a character trait that transcends race, creed, color, gender, and age. Truly tackiness is universal 030
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Look at this licensed driver heading to work 3121
Reposted by Xanderpuss (but scary)Shawna @mitsubishe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026big titty hoth girlfriend 3459
Xanderpuss (but scary) @xanderpussrex.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Well.... It's important to understand how moral and righteous a man he is in order to understand how a single chance encounter with him could alter Valjean's trajectory so profoundly. All the digressions were relevant, but I def tuned out during the Parisian sewers slog. 010
