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acharismatic microfauna trying to follow the Muddler’s Motto: Dominate! by stumbling onward in a slightly better than average direction a shade over half the time.

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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 19h
Whoa orange yeti bam-a-lam whoa orange yeti bam-a-lam orange yeti in a jam Santamalam! yeeted from diaphragm Santanalam! don’t care what he really said Santanalam!
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Cringe-o-Matic™️ (to autofill those awkward pauses when you *know* you should have just chuckled and shut up but didn’t and now it is much too late and the impulse is to dig the hole deeper and hide in it)
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Do we know the probability distribution of sentience in parrots?
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Nuisance by nature true since my nurture
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I don’t understand why people are complaining about philosophy somehow not showing us the way; because this is basically how consciousness works: neurons firing the firing’s firing firing the firing.
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Just asking questions?
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
capiche?
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
conspired: art and science are history
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Are we talking about now or over evolutionary time?
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Monitos are just excellent little guys
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Models come in many forms: math, semantic, vibe, etc. I guess the answer kind of depends on how you count things emergent from the physical world. I’m with him on “no” because that seems like a straightforward dependency, but I can imagine some forms of transcends-its-origins-upon-emergence models.
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 14/10/2026
renaming Gen X to "temporarily embarrassed millennial" and healing a broken nation
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Comic and movie were botha bit silly, but I loved ‘em. Especially the movie. The creators just had such a solid sense of what they were going for that they made something great, imo (cringey opinion, I know i know)
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
probably after everyone else realized it, so let’s say… 7ish
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
(insert 2d2 joke) (rolls for silliness check with disadvantage)
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Re: Potting OKK, Good fortune. X
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
🔮 as I gaze into the cloudy depths of this crystal onus, I foresee a time when this strong assertion shall pass like water into other hands
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Where lies the burden of hope?
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 12,1948
P1- NANCY SEES BASHFUL BENNY DOWNTOWN 
NANCY: OH,THERE’S BASHFUL BENNY 
P2- BENNY IS LOOKING VERY SHEEPISH WITH HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK 
NANCY: DON'T BE SO BASHFUL ---LET'S PLAY A LIL GAME
P3-NANCY: YOU HIDE WHILE COUNT
TO TEN"  1-2-3- NANCY HAS HER EYES COVERED AND IS LEANING AGAINST A TREE
P4- NANCY -4 -5 -6 -
WHILE NANCY CONTINUES TO COUNT 
BENNY FLAGS DOWN A BUS
P6-  BENNY LOOKS BACK AT NANCY FROM THE BUS WINDOW, WHILE SHE CONTINUES TO COUNT 
NANCY: - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 -
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fired: Smoking Kool-Aid
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Do you know the species by any chance? I assume these are babies
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
So little!
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The deep rumble of the vibes revving make my chromosomes tingle
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
N = 1 (ish) There oughta be an equation to describe how emotional intensity increases as P(A|B) approaches 0.5
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Give up a warm hug? In this economy?
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Peanuts: Lucy & Snoopy's Warm Puppy Happiness
ALT: Peanuts: Lucy & Snoopy's Warm Puppy Happiness
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ignore me, just playing through… Fossilize Intact My BackYard (FINBY) Nostalgia Of My BackYard (NOMBY) - I like the implied consumption onomatopoeia Perpetual Indulging My BackYard (PIMBY)
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I thought it might be like a mashup between the Mechanical Turk and Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots except for knocking out teeth
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’ll be in the amygdala, like everything else
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I have tried using humor as a chiller out, but I’m concerned I’m not quite doing it right (also distracting syntax)
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
bravo!
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
As I’m reflecting on this, what perception isn’t, tbf? Perception isn’t quite independent or dependent on sensation in a clean way.
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Need not, but mon panache?
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BOOM!-iception should be a thing.
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I want to swap “perception” for “sensation” for pedantic reasons, but the point is still seems good because whatever sensations are upstream of that perception don’t have to be via nociceptors
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
a merely canine ability to form judgments(*) about people would be cool enough (*) or whatever descriptive term you wish to use for the behavioral calculation process
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is the monkey’s paw itself conscious? It acts as a Large Wish-Fulfillment Model (LWFM) trained on some ironic corpus. In this thread, I will explore Magical Realism as an alternative to Physicalism…
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
To be fair, I guess the lines between “people wearing the same jerseys” and “people I’m playing with” and “people not playing against me” can be pretty blurry
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I feel like people regularly agitate for firing the whole politicball coaching and support staff for their team pretty quickly after each inning
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Setting aside which bad is badder or baddest, the moral/psyche/emotional/whatever damage to the meanie, the mean-ee, and the witnesses to the mean all seem like reasonable grounds in combination to moderate or avoid the activity. I’m guess I’m assuming the perversity is the non-altruism??
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
so… walking the Planck? yaaaar, I don’t know what I’m doing
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The Simpsons: Sea Captain Says 'Yarr.'
ALT: The Simpsons: Sea Captain Says 'Yarr.'
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Homer?
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gnarly!
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What I really want (insert self-deprecating scientist quip), would be something like the counts in ApxB, but not keywords… more like an analysis of covariance of shared words over time. idk. Thank you, chompers
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fig6ApxA I think really looks like broadening to me. I think an “approach” analysis like in ApxD.7 (various caveats emptor) over time would be interesting, but my bet is would not have supported a “narrowing” thesis, either
Chart showing the proportions of central vs more peripheral (by the authors’ definition) over time
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think Fig2,ApxA is the chart referenced (?), and it’s just about as described.
A graph showing the proportions of “canonical repertoire” vs non- and mixed- repertoires over time.
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Argh, I was avoiding the appendices for sanity purposes. Fine. my record for unhealthy behaviors remains intact… I would have liked to have seen less interpretative metrics, but that’s probably not fair. I would have liked to have seen more humans in the coder comparisons; N=1 makes me itch.
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
also, don’t sleep with your phone
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just to be that tedious nerd, “narrowed” would require a different measurement than the one used, but my bet is the data would be too noisy to show it or even separate it from changing intellectual focus. *AND* I agree the point is the shots-fired vibe rather than understanding the field so 🤷🏽
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Xanaxides @xanaxides.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They appear armed and operational as well… good…. good (mostly cute, tbh)
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