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Jimbob Squarepants

@xames.now.ie
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*NSFW*. Normies enter at your own risk. Breaded Lady (he/him) — Dublin🇮🇪 mostly, Seattle🇺🇸 often, occasional visitor everywhere else

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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 15/02/2026
Fuck that’s impressive
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 09/10/2025
A butt like this wasted on a top 👀 #humpday #gayswhohashtagforattention #bearscubsandscruff #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #beefybear #beardedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #gayswithbeards
Me, a mid-forties white male, standing in a locker room with my back facing a mirror and wearing only a jockstrap comprising a red and white 2” waistband with white and black backstraps.
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 03/10/2025
That was the best you were going to get …
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 02/10/2025
Does he pray for more sex ‘cos that’d be hot?
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 19/09/2025
+1 I have their shorts and love them
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 15/09/2025
That’s a Two Ronnies sketch, surely?
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 05/09/2025
Not bad for a girl with no talent #gayswhohashtagforattention #bearscubsandscruff #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #beefybear #beardedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #gayswithbeards
Me, 47(M), photographed in a locker room mirror flexing my arm across the front of my body to show a muscled bicep. I’m naked aside from a jockstrap and a stainless steel heavy necklace
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 06/08/2025
The classics never go out of style
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 23/07/2025
It’s too hot 🥵 #gayswhohashtagforattention #bearscubsandscruff #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #beefybear #beardedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #gayswithbeards
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 24/06/2025
New pose, who dis? . . #gayswhohashtagforattention #bearscubsandscruff #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #beefybear #beardedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #gayswithbeards
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
derek guy made a point of taking a very public stand on twitter that is directly causing the vice president to try to send the secret police to put him in a gulag and when i name search him currently here people are trying to milkshake duck him for saying that greencards are helpful
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 09/06/2025
Careful. It’s Suggestive! . #gayswhohashtagforattention #bearscubsandscruff #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #beefybear #beardedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #gayswithbeards
A stocky, middle-aged man stands in a locker room. He’s wearing only low-rise red boxer-briefs.
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 09/06/2025
1. We have county mottos? 2. Cork is pretending it doesn’t have one?
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 06/06/2025
Contrapposto. Look it up 😉 . . . #gayswhohashtagforattention #bearscubsandscruff #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #beefybear #beardedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #gayswithbeards
A stocky, middle-aged man standing in front of a locker room mirror wearing only red boxer-briefs and holding a towel and used gym shorts by his side. His hip is cocked to one side in a cunty little contrapposto pose, his right shoulder and arm are tattooed. He’s pleased by the shadowed outline of his chest and stomach
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 05/06/2025
Ooh, where are they from?
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 27/04/2025
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a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
ALT: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and take are above him
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 25/04/2025
Ooh, it’s a dead heat between Better Be Good To Me and Look Me In The Heart
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 21/04/2025
You absolutely want to strangle that Rivermind bint 😡
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 21/04/2025
Shein sizing ain’t for me 👀 . . . #gayswhohashtagforattention #bearscubsandscruff #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #beefybear #beardedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #gayswithbeards
A stocky middle-aged man with a greying beard, right-arm sleeve tattoo, and chunky still necklace is shown in a photo taken facing a mirror wearing a small, low-rise pair of yellow briefs which are - if we’re all honest - too small for him
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 21/04/2025
I’m gonna have to watch that again tomorrow
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 20/04/2025
The new Paul Giamatti Black Mirror is phenomenal, up there with the best
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 24/03/2025
Old age ruins your eyesight too 🤭
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 30/01/2025
All that Pilates gone to waste 👀
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 30/01/2025
Little?!
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 30/01/2025
Kinda running out of emojis
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 30/01/2025
💁‍♂️🧜🏻💁‍♂️🙇‍♀️
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 30/01/2025
This is the first holiday I’ve been on where I just wanted to lie in the sun and not come home #gayswhohashtagforattention #bearscubsandscruff #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #beefybear #beardedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #gayswithbeards
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 11/01/2025
“My son’s not gay, he loves women!” The women in question:
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 29/11/2024
Insta vs. bsky #gayswhohashtagforattention #beardedgay #beardedhomo #gaydaddy #bearscubsandbeards #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #scruffygay #beefybear #gayscruff #inkedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #thiccboys #intohairy #scruffyhomo #dadbod #gayswithbeards #gayfitness
A mirror selfie of a 46 year old man in a black tank top with pink edging and knee-length, tragically heterosexual gym shortsA mirror selfie of a 46 year old man in a black tank top with pink edging and a black jockstrap, with the tank top slightly held up to show the jockstrap waistband
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 29/11/2024
The latest T*itter exodus has had a few irl people show up who wouldn’t normally be into that …
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 29/11/2024
I just came here to reemphasise that the bio says this is NSFW 🫶🏼
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 15/07/2024
I always forget the content label 🙄
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 15/07/2024
#gayswhohashtagforattention #beardedgay #beardedhomo #gaydaddy #bearscubsandbeards #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #scruffygay #beefybear #gayscruff #inkedgay #instacub #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #thiccboys # #intohairy #scruffyhomo #dadbod #gayswithbeards #gayfitness
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 01/07/2024
Mondays after Pride can die in a fire
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 27/06/2024
We just bought a house and I swear I spend more time in h/w stores than in the house
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 27/06/2024
Apple does the same. It’s like “why not share this with your friends?” Well, for starters, it features my whole ass multiple times
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 24/06/2024
I’ve decided that Bluesky is the alt. Apols friends; unfollow if that’s not for you xx #gayswhohashtagforattention #beardedgay #gaybear #gaybeard #stockybears #scruffygay #beefybear #gayscruff #beardedgay #inkedgay #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #thiccboys #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #dadbod #gayswithbeards
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 03/04/2024
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 03/04/2024
Bring it 🫶🏼
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 27/03/2024
Me and the bf coined “hug-up” for something like this 🥰
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 06/03/2024
Cheese
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 06/03/2024
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 04/03/2024
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 04/03/2024
All I see is annoying asymmetry
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 19/01/2024
all radio no head
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 12/01/2024
🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 12/01/2024
Cheese and biscuits ftw 🎅
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 05/12/2023
This hit public insta so here we go
A 45 year old man (me) stands facing a mirror. He has a full sleeve tattoo on his right arm and is wearing only a jockstrap. He apologises to his friends for having to acknowledge this imagine. He has moderately well defined musculature in his chest, abdomen, and legs
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 16/11/2023
Who said Republicans aren’t into wealth redistribution?
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