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Jimbob Squarepants

@xames.now.ie
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*NSFW*. Normies enter at your own risk. Breaded Lady (he/him) — Dublin🇮🇪 mostly, Seattle🇺🇸 often, occasional visitor everywhere else

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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 09/10/2025
A butt like this wasted on a top 👀 #humpday #gayswhohashtagforattention #bearscubsandscruff #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #beefybear #beardedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #gayswithbeards
Me, a mid-forties white male, standing in a locker room with my back facing a mirror and wearing only a jockstrap comprising a red and white 2” waistband with white and black backstraps.
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 05/09/2025
Not bad for a girl with no talent #gayswhohashtagforattention #bearscubsandscruff #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #beefybear #beardedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #gayswithbeards
Me, 47(M), photographed in a locker room mirror flexing my arm across the front of my body to show a muscled bicep. I’m naked aside from a jockstrap and a stainless steel heavy necklace
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 23/07/2025
It’s too hot 🥵 #gayswhohashtagforattention #bearscubsandscruff #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #beefybear #beardedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #gayswithbeards
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 24/06/2025
New pose, who dis? . . #gayswhohashtagforattention #bearscubsandscruff #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #beefybear #beardedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #gayswithbeards
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 09/06/2025
Careful. It’s Suggestive! . #gayswhohashtagforattention #bearscubsandscruff #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #beefybear #beardedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #gayswithbeards
A stocky, middle-aged man stands in a locker room. He’s wearing only low-rise red boxer-briefs.
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 06/06/2025
Contrapposto. Look it up 😉 . . . #gayswhohashtagforattention #bearscubsandscruff #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #beefybear #beardedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #gayswithbeards
A stocky, middle-aged man standing in front of a locker room mirror wearing only red boxer-briefs and holding a towel and used gym shorts by his side. His hip is cocked to one side in a cunty little contrapposto pose, his right shoulder and arm are tattooed. He’s pleased by the shadowed outline of his chest and stomach
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 21/04/2025
Shein sizing ain’t for me 👀 . . . #gayswhohashtagforattention #bearscubsandscruff #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #beefybear #beardedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #gayswithbeards
A stocky middle-aged man with a greying beard, right-arm sleeve tattoo, and chunky still necklace is shown in a photo taken facing a mirror wearing a small, low-rise pair of yellow briefs which are - if we’re all honest - too small for him
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 30/01/2025
This is the first holiday I’ve been on where I just wanted to lie in the sun and not come home #gayswhohashtagforattention #bearscubsandscruff #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #beefybear #beardedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #gayswithbeards
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 11/01/2025
“My son’s not gay, he loves women!” The women in question:
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 29/11/2024
Insta vs. bsky #gayswhohashtagforattention #beardedgay #beardedhomo #gaydaddy #bearscubsandbeards #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #scruffygay #beefybear #gayscruff #inkedgay #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #thiccboys #intohairy #scruffyhomo #dadbod #gayswithbeards #gayfitness
A mirror selfie of a 46 year old man in a black tank top with pink edging and knee-length, tragically heterosexual gym shortsA mirror selfie of a 46 year old man in a black tank top with pink edging and a black jockstrap, with the tank top slightly held up to show the jockstrap waistband
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 15/07/2024
#gayswhohashtagforattention #beardedgay #beardedhomo #gaydaddy #bearscubsandbeards #gaybear #gaybeard #gaycub #stockybears #scruffygay #beefybear #gayscruff #inkedgay #instacub #musclebears #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #daddyaf #thiccboys # #intohairy #scruffyhomo #dadbod #gayswithbeards #gayfitness
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 01/07/2024
Mondays after Pride can die in a fire
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 24/06/2024
I’ve decided that Bluesky is the alt. Apols friends; unfollow if that’s not for you xx #gayswhohashtagforattention #beardedgay #gaybear #gaybeard #stockybears #scruffygay #beefybear #gayscruff #beardedgay #inkedgay #hairydaddy #scruff #dilf #thiccboys #chunkyguys #scruffyhomo #dadbod #gayswithbeards
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 03/04/2024
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 03/04/2024
Bring it 🫶🏼
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 06/03/2024
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 04/03/2024
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 04/03/2024
All I see is annoying asymmetry
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 12/01/2024
Cheese and biscuits ftw 🎅
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 05/12/2023
This hit public insta so here we go
A 45 year old man (me) stands facing a mirror. He has a full sleeve tattoo on his right arm and is wearing only a jockstrap. He apologises to his friends for having to acknowledge this imagine. He has moderately well defined musculature in his chest, abdomen, and legs
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 03/10/2023
Ralph Wiggum waves at you. Caption reads: “I’m a journalism”
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 21/08/2023
A fictional character you would give an invite code to
The Babylon 5 character Marcus Cole, played by Jason Carter, stands holding a long staff in both hands. He is ready for a fight
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 21/08/2023
Name a fictional character you would give an invite code to
Henry Cavill stands shirtless, hairy chested, and ripped in front of a lake, in his role as Superman
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 21/08/2023
A fictional character you would give an invite code to
The character Emily Gilmore — played by actor Kelly Bishop — stands against an armchair. She is wearing a pink blouse buttoned up to the neck with black trimming at the wrists, along the bottoms, and the neck
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 21/08/2023
A fictional character you would give an invite code to
Actor Michelle Yeoh in Star Trek uniform, sitting in the captain’s chair, as the character Emperor Philippa Georgiou
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 21/08/2023
Cross-thirst-post from the other place. Feeling uncharacteristically beefy
A man is standing in a locking room looking directly into the camera, his stocky upper body and head occupying the frame. He is shirtless. His right arm and shoulder are covered by a tattoo. He has a greying beard, brown hair, and brown eyes. He feels uncharacteristically beefy and is indulging his narcissism 😊
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 13/08/2023
Reskeet with boyf pics 💖😊
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 12/08/2023
You rang?
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 12/08/2023
Two years of gym progress (sorry mum)
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 24/07/2023
🪐🛸
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 24/07/2023
Get your tatts out
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Jimbob Squarepants @xames.now.ie · 13/07/2023
Iiiiiiiiit’s me
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