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Reposted by XæryphyxAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Oh… well this should be interesting. Ghislaine Maxwell, longtime accomplice of Jeffrey Epstein, just asked the Supreme Court to overturn her sex trafficking conviction, while her attorney is also reaching out to Trump.theguardian.comGhislaine Maxwell asks US supreme court to overturn convictionMaxwell, sentenced to 20 years for sex trafficking, says 2007 plea deal negotiated by Epstein should have protected her 2181711541
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Reposted by XæryphyxDr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 27/07/2025A lot of people need to hear this 371268764986
Reposted by XæryphyxAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 26/07/2025While Trump played a round at his coastal golf course, thousands across Scotland took to the streets in protest. Bagpipes blared, signs waved, and the message was clear: he’s not welcome here. Love you, Scotland! 🏴 💚 13559861117
Reposted by XæryphyxAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Scotland’s signs are delivering. Y’all understood the assignment. 😂 216148452999
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Reposted by XæryphyxThe Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 25/07/2025We said release the files not the accomplices, idiot. 345265646416
Reposted by XæryphyxKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 25/07/2025I want to know if the President of the United States is a pedophile. And I know the American people do too. I'm shocked that Republicans would rather shut down Congress than stand up to a dead pedophile. So why not release the files? 1324234214234
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