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M-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦 @bagdmilksowhat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Officially changed out the summer candles for the Autumn ones. It's almost Spooky Season... 😈🥰

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Canadian reporter talking to Ontario Premier Doug Ford: Reporter: “They were talking about problems to people like Howard Nutlick… Howard Lutnick” 😂😂😂😂 How can you not love this county 🇨🇦

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Woman Laughs and Spits Drink

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Gotta love those Freudian Slips...

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GOD DAMMIT REAPER. You took the wrong fucking 80 year old again!!!! Why'd you have to take Darkness before the Orange Twatneck? Fuck. RIP, King Curry. My first villain crush with a gorgeous voice.

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I'm open to a Canadian invasion. 🤷‍♀️

💙 𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕖 𝕎𝕚𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖💙 @ellewibble.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

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Fuck Mark Zuckerberg. Taking thousands of acres from Hawaii wasn’t enough, he has to start in Ireland now ?! Fuck you !

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M-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦 @bagdmilksowhat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The only two vegetables that haven’t been recalled by the FDA:

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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Very. Saw another one in the same format but about utilities on I-80 by I think 72nd as well. Badass. Hope they keep putting them up.

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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Seen in Omaha. 148th & Center. Fuck Donald Trump.

Billboard that says "Why does gas cost more this sooner? Learn more at stickershocksummer.com" and features a picture of the world's biggest moronic orange loser pursing its butthole-shaped lips and pointing at its own head. A systematically placed palm tree offset behind the image of the world's largest dipshit makes it appear as though the finger is a gun and the palm tree canopy is brain matter (what little of it the imbecile has) splatter.

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Until he hosts a live stream... Bro is dead. They "say" he's leaving the hospital. They didn't say whether or not a casket was involved.

Fact checking a stroke victim who has no qualms grifting the American people and blatantly lying out their ass isn't "abuse of the disabled". FOH. It's called accountability. And if someone has such drastic, disabling brain damage, why the FUCK ARE THEY MAKING DECISIONS ON BEHALF OF THE COUNTRY???

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Then he needs to retire. Holding someone accountable for their egregious actions and vile rhetoric isn't abuse. GTFOH.

Mitch McConnell: Schrödinger's Senator, both dead and alive at the same time. Regardless, pretty sure that fucker is dead, in more than one sense of the word.

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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

So, when is he moving into his cell and when can we expect reparations to hit our bank accounts?

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Ahhhh! Need to find a Tartt AND Kent jersey 😂

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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The mens should be afraid. Very, very afraid!

Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Bad bitch in training! Hell yeah, kid!

Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Follower count doesn't mean shit to me. I had over 15K on Twitter and that was insane. No thanks. Good luck!

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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

It's just... So out of right field loony tunes.

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I still fucking hate Tamlen 🤣😂🤣

Amen to that. There's lots of niches here. It helps keep it from getting too overwhelming and the feed curation is lovely!

Here's hoping Iowa pulls its head out its rectum soon.

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I heard that. I like the author and writing community here too. It's the best alternative to what Twitter used to be; before that bloated beluga emerald mine trust fund crotch spawn wrecked it.

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Who are we to deny such a reasonable request? 😏😂

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I've got Grassley and Ernst...

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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Apparently I'm a grifting, scamming, secret MAGA with a penchant for genocide & "fake" LGBTQ ally. News to me! It would be funny if it wasn't so fucking pathetic. Oh, & wrong. I don't make any money here & my follow count is abysmal, but sure. I'm a grifting follow whore. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@moonwalkingzear.bsky.social @schizanon.bsky.social @amarku.bsky.social @talesofmoderation.bsky.social have me on several lists including Resist Grifters (uh, my follower count is tiny and I don't make any fucking money off anything online?), LGBTQ fake allies (I'm pansexual you fucking Muppet assholes), wrong about [insert moronic list of dipshittery here], a scammer (where's my money then, bitch?) oh, and I'm apparently MAGA. News to me since I've done everything in my power to counteract the fascist fucks.

Y'all need to go touch grass and see a fucking therapist. Terminally online isn't good for anyone.

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Luv you too you delightful little ball of chaos 😂🤣💙

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Nuh Uh Cat Meme

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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Taking lessons from ol' Putin.

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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Oh hell no. And that attitude is rage inducing.

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M-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦 @bagdmilksowhat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I don’t know about y’all… but I prefer NOT to follow Rape Apologists. But hey.. that’s just me. 🤷‍♂️

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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Someone needs to check those drives and obtain a warrant for DNA. Might be some cold cases to be solved. Your comment is excusing rape. At what point does "Stop" & "No" mean "Keep going?" Maybe we should let a couple extra punches fly after the ref steps in, huh? Oh wait... That's illegal, too...

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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Love the delayed reaction as dude realized what exactly other dude said 🤣😂🤣😂

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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I'm good. Mid-remodel and just bought myself a new patio door because my dumb ass wasn't paying attention to where the weedwacker was sending its stones. 🙄 If it ain't one thing, it's another. 😂 Meet anybody cool here for FIFA?

Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Ugh, HOW are you! Damn autocorrect. 😂🤣

Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

REGGIEEEEE! My golden-voiced twin! It's been a hot minute, hope are you?!? 😍🥰🌹