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Xoe Valk

@x03v.bsky.social
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💻Data analyst 🌹Writer 🐕‍🦺Animal Rescue 🏳️‍🌈LGBTQIA+ & POC Ally Happily married childless cat lady Hostile to Fascists Proficient in Profanity

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M-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦 @bagdmilksowhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Thank You First Nations 🫶🏻 www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
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First Nation plans to flout Alberta law that restricts gender-affirming care for transgender youth
Asserting treaty rights, Saddle Lake Cree Nation says it will establish safe haven for the treatment on reserved lands
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Queen Dolly. King Curry. OPTIMUS PRIME. Grim Reaper out there like "Avengers assemble!" and we're stuck here with Temu Thanatos and the Great Value version of the dipshit hyena squad from the Lion King. This has GOT to be a simulation.
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Officially changed out the summer candles for the Autumn ones. It's almost Spooky Season... 😈🥰
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M-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦 @bagdmilksowhat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Canadian reporter talking to Ontario Premier Doug Ford: Reporter: “They were talking about problems to people like Howard Nutlick… Howard Lutnick” 😂😂😂😂 How can you not love this county 🇨🇦
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Woman Laughs and Spits Drink
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
GOD DAMMIT REAPER. You took the wrong fucking 80 year old again!!!! Why'd you have to take Darkness before the Orange Twatneck? Fuck. RIP, King Curry. My first villain crush with a gorgeous voice.
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Tod Maffin 🇨🇦 @todmaffin.com · 25/08/2026
Here are ome Canadian small businesses hit by the American tariffs that you can support #BuyCanadian
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Here are ome Canadian small businesses hit by the American tariffs that you can support #BuyCanadian
Here are ome Canadian small businesses hit by the American tariffs that you can support #BuyCanadian 📰 𝗡𝗘𝗪𝗦𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥: newsletter.todmaffin.com 👕 𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗖𝗛: shop.todmaffin.com 🎙️ 𝗣𝗢𝗗𝗖𝗔𝗦𝗧: mirrorfalls.com ☕ Help support my work: support.todmaffin.com 🔗 Follow me on social: links.todmaffin.com ✉️ Contact my team: contact.todmaffin.com
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💙 𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕖 𝕎𝕚𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖💙 @ellewibble.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Fuck Mark Zuckerberg. Taking thousands of acres from Hawaii wasn’t enough, he has to start in Ireland now ?! Fuck you !
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M-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦 @bagdmilksowhat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The only two vegetables that haven’t been recalled by the FDA:
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Seen in Omaha. 148th & Center. Fuck Donald Trump.
Billboard that says "Why does gas cost more this sooner? Learn more at stickershocksummer.com" and features a picture of the world's biggest moronic orange loser pursing its butthole-shaped lips and pointing at its own head. A systematically placed palm tree offset behind the image of the world's largest dipshit makes it appear as though the finger is a gun and the palm tree canopy is brain matter (what little of it the imbecile has) splatter.
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Fact checking a stroke victim who has no qualms grifting the American people and blatantly lying out their ass isn't "abuse of the disabled". FOH. It's called accountability. And if someone has such drastic, disabling brain damage, why the FUCK ARE THEY MAKING DECISIONS ON BEHALF OF THE COUNTRY???
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mitch McConnell: Schrödinger's Senator, both dead and alive at the same time. Regardless, pretty sure that fucker is dead, in more than one sense of the word.
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Apparently I'm a grifting, scamming, secret MAGA with a penchant for genocide & "fake" LGBTQ ally. News to me! It would be funny if it wasn't so fucking pathetic. Oh, & wrong. I don't make any money here & my follow count is abysmal, but sure. I'm a grifting follow whore. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@moonwalkingzear.bsky.social @schizanon.bsky.social @amarku.bsky.social @talesofmoderation.bsky.social have me on several lists including Resist Grifters (uh, my follower count is tiny and I don't make any fucking money off anything online?), LGBTQ fake allies (I'm pansexual you fucking Muppet assholes), wrong about [insert moronic list of dipshittery here], a scammer (where's my money then, bitch?) oh, and I'm apparently MAGA. News to me since I've done everything in my power to counteract the fascist fucks.

Y'all need to go touch grass and see a fucking therapist. Terminally online isn't good for anyone.
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M-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦 @bagdmilksowhat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
⚠️ Welcome To Totalitarianism. Proceed with caution. ⚠️ Y’all Ain’t Angry Enough. Cause This Shit Is Wild. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
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Trump orders signage warning visitors of ‘inaccurate information’ at Smithsonian
The order comes after the White House released a scathing report against the Smithsonian Institution’s leadership on July 4.
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M-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦 @bagdmilksowhat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I don’t know about y’all… but I prefer NOT to follow Rape Apologists. But hey.. that’s just me. 🤷‍♂️
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Dear Reaper: Why'd you have to take Sam? 😭💔 RIP Dr. Grant.
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Texas Paul @realtexaspaul.com · 13/07/2026
A still picture of Mitch McConnell from a hospital chair and a written statement is NOT proof of life or competency.
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Post from Reese Waters - YouTube
Video coming soon... #elonmusk #tesla #usaid #doge
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
James Tate: Democrats, any candidate creditably accused of rape should resign. 

Republicans, any candidate who admits they grab women by the pussy and found liable of digital rape should run for president. 

The two parties are not the same.
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If I'm ever murdered under mysterious circumstances... The Roomba did it.
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Emma D'Arcy ate every scene this most recent episode. Ripped my heart out with that performance. Fantastic actress, fantastic episode.
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The Real EmersonFan @therealemersonfan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If they arrested everyone involved with Epstein, Trump wouldn't have a Cabinet and America wouldn't have Trump and his wife.
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Malena-PRO-CHOICE 🌊 🟦🟧Fighting Tyranny! @malena.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
This is so brilliantly done. Every single person should watch this, but particularly men. Gentlemen, if you're not speaking out strongly about women's right to vote & making phone calls regularly to your representatives, then you're not doing enough to be an ally. For those who do, Thank you❗️💥❤️💥❤️
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Sums it up nicely
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Oh my God... House of The Dragon came out SWINGING.
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"Add a few capfuls under running water". First of all, it's a BUBBLE bath, not a bath with bubbles. A few capfuls? No, at least a third of the bottle. We're pretending to be mermaid princesses and washing the world away under thick, lovely scented foam. Only psychos go with just a few capfuls.
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Auschwitz Memorial @auschwitzmemorial.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
12 June 1929 | A German Jewish girl, Anne Frank, was born in Frankfurt. In 1942, on her 13th birthday, she received an empty diary. She perished in Bergen-Belsen concentration camp in 1945. 'Human greatness does not lie in wealth or power, but in character & goodness.' (A.Frank)
Anne Frank seated at a desk with an open book and a pen, looking directly at the camera, with a bottle of ink by her side.
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Facebook is down globally, apparently. What are the evil overlords up to now? 🙄
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Always remember that the coup never ended. This un-American action, that would imprison everyone involved in a normal and functioning government, should disqualify all involved.
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hey y'all... If you see @janabw81.bsky.social today in these blue skies, make sure you wish her the HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY EVER! Happy Birthday TWINSIE! Love you to the moon and back!
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Angee and Wangge Share a Hug and Kiss
ALT: Angee and Wangge Share a Hug and Kiss
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
My "Give a Damn" is quickly morphing into a "Go fuck yourself."
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Today's "Fuck the Patriarchy" anthem: youtu.be/xFHqK-Yba5c?...
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Salem Witch // Lilith Max // official Lyric Video
YouTube video by Lilith Max
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theraquizt.bsky.social @theraquizt.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My partner Natalie has been missing for over two weeks. She was deeply loved by so many in her community, and it feels like the cops have written her off as 'another trans suicide' and don't care to find her. Natalie deserves to be found and her loved ones deserve closure.
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Friends remember Natalie Raven and seek closure in missing persons case - Philadelphia Gay News
“I just don’t want her to be forgotten, because she was really important to her friends and the community,” said Zoe Grobman about her partner Natalie Raven, who has been missing since May 12. Natalie...
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Dear HBO: Quit ramming the Christian nationalist propaganda ads down our fucking throats, you fascist punks. If no else is allowed to "push their agenda", neither are the neo-Nazis. And yes, I did mean to say neo-Nazis. If it looks & quacks like a duck... Sincerely, Pending Subscription Refund
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I've reached that midlife crisis stage where the most thoughtful & endearing romantic gifts from the darling Hubz include power tools and much needed replacement parts for the off-road beast. Not sure what that says about me as a person but he is definitely my soulmate. 😂
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Tulsi out here proving that time and again in the Conman Clowncar Cabinet ®©™, tokens always get spent.
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Quick PSA: Stop shitting on folks for enjoying their hobbies, ya jerks If crochet, trippy paintings, writing smut, creating outlandish makeup, LARPing in Ren Faires, or going to Cons makes people happy, STFU & leave them alone. The world is shitty enough. Stop adding to it, ya fucking assholes.
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Ernesto @ernest33141.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Tell me again that shit wasn’t staged #WHCD #Resist
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Right Wing Watch @rightwingwatch.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Groyper Kai Schwemmer is running for an open seat to become treasurer of the Utah Republican Party
Tweet from Kai Schwemmer: "Cats out of the bag! I’m running for the soon vacant Utah Republican Party Treasurer position!"
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
So... This place is on fire right now.
Screen shot of a police scanner app that says "Wabash County Public Safety, 02:23 pm-[FR/1 Alarm Fire] Metal fire at MetalX"Screen shot of reviews for company MetalX, which is currently on fire, and shows an overall 3.1 eating with pros listed as ability to meet personal goals and ability to learn new things but cons of sense of belonging, inclusive work environment, trust in colleagues.
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"Don't look. Keep working." BURN. IT. ALL. DOWN. www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...
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Amazon workers 'forced to work around dead colleague' and told 'don't look'
An Amazon worker allegedly lay dead in an Oregon warehouse for more than an hour while colleagues were told to get back to work, according to a damning new investigation
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The "Dragon sickness" is a real thing. Tolkien understood it best. The temper of this country rising. And more is the unrest.
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💙 𝔼𝕝𝕝𝕖 𝕎𝕚𝕓𝕓𝕝𝕖💙 @ellewibble.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Sooooooo who’s going to be raking the forests now ? #stupidfuckingguy
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
So can we like, actually USE the Constitution as it was intended and get rid of this fucking lunatic or nah? Asking for like, 100 million Americans.
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Drugs are bad, mmmkay? Seek help. And fire your therapist.
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Anybody else having MADDENING issues with Excel today? •Formatting long numbers as scientific despite turning the setting off MANY times? •Drag handle disappearing despite turning on MANY times? •Formula errors requiring manual, CONSTANT updates? Fucking insanity inducing. 😡🔥
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Looky what I found while digging for something to do out of the forgotten hobbies room... 😍 My bayyyyybies! I didn't know I still had them! They need a little TLC but they still run beautifully and they're FAST. Ahhhh! These batteries can't charge fast enough!
Picture of two radio controlled Mercedes-Benz McLaren SLRs sitting on a very dirty stove top because Xoe didn't have the energy to take it apart after cooking last night. 

The RC car on the left is gold and the one on the right is red. They're a little banged up (they're over 25 years old) but still pretty and still functional)
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Xoe Valk @x03v.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Woohoohoo, those MaGaTs on Reddit are really slurping up that orange jizzaid today. 😂🤣😂 "Hitler loved his country"... GTFOH.
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