Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Authors have also been using the Cornell 7 case to promote their books. I've never wanted to cuss somebody and their mama out so goddamn hard. 110
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I guess it's scary if you can't handle being alone with your own thoughts or any kind of silence. Like... girl, the backrooms are my dream. 010
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The first time I have ever wanted to walk out of a theater early, I regret that I didn't. I want to straight up fight everybody who tells me it's one of the scariest things they've ever seen. Like... are you sure? 110
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My friend Ang's husband was detained by ICE this morning. He called to tell her it was happening but she hasn't heard from him since and she doesn't know where they took him. Please consider donating (and/or sharing) to help her family secure legal assistance! gofund.me/58ddc3482gofund.meDonate to Legal Aid for Abel Martinez's Family, organized by Gin MartinAbel Martinez is a wonderful husband and father of four beautiful children. He and h… Gin Martin needs your support for Legal Aid for Abel Martinez's Family 001
Reposted by Wyn HarperTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 01/09/2026Honestly “what if Ebenezer Scrooge was actually right” really does sound exactly like the sort of movie an abuser would make 91664245
Reposted by Wyn HarperKate from Kharkiv @kateinkharkiv.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Calling North Korea "unthreatening and respectful" when they send missiles, shells, and troops to kill Ukrainians is a special kind of lunacy. 52593712687
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Women's activewear brands: Look at these shorts and leggings! We've removed the pockets and added a scrunch to the butt to really define those cheeks! Well, I really want pockets because I like carrying my phone and also I would prefer for my bottom to remain unscrunched. Thanks tho. I guess. 010
Reposted by Wyn HarperWaldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 24/07/2026The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens. 647173574126
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 23/07/2026There needs to be a study done on why all my beloved favorites (Schweinsteiger, Lewandowski) go to Chicago and not to me (Philadelphia). The study will be funded by my broken heart. I can pay you in tears. 000
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 14/07/2026AI'ing your dating profile pictures makes you a supremely unfuckable loser, btw. 010
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Bailey just walked up to me and burped in my face. 050
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Talking about, "oh the people will cry, I've read the conspiracy theories..." while fueling the flames of the theories with your insanely favorable to one team commentary is... really something, Ian! 010
Reposted by Wyn HarperDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Huge call. Not going to dampen the claims of favoritism for Argentina. 1217210
Reposted by Wyn HarperRyan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Switzerland being down to 10 men for two yellows when Argentina haven’t gotten a yellow card for any of their 10 super violent tackles today is truly hilarious 118030
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"Why are you supporting Norway today?" Girl, I fucking hate England and also they have a player named Oscar Bobb. OSCAR BOBB. That's the most hillbilly ass name I've heard in a hot minute. How could I *not* support Norway. 032
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Just saw the score. What a beautiful fucking day. 000
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I want the Norwegians to spill blood on Saturday. 020
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 06/07/2026"I don't think he meant to-" Bestie, I don't give a fuck. Take that red, eat a dick, fuck all the way off. 010
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Hello dudes in my life: If you didn't like a girl, would you put up with her overexplaining every way in which her brain works or would you block her? Because this man hasn't blocked me yet and genuinely seems to be trying but I have anxiety lol. Lmao even. 000
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Girl, help, the TikTok Tarot Readers are making me delulu. 000
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I'm so sick of being fuckable but not dateable and chosen only in a "you'll do for now" kind of way. And every time I try, I'm determined, "this time will be different," but it never is. It's always the same. And then I'm pathetic and selfish for wondering when it will actually be my turn. 000
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 04/07/2026LOL, I was right by Independence Mall earlier. Why did nobody tell me to stick around and tell Lalas to shut up in person?? 000
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I saw a cologuard commercial with Abby Wambach and Julie Foudy last night so I’m gonna go sign for my AARP card now. 000
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Like... I need the Stars to quiet down, it's the Stripes' birthday. 000
Reposted by Wyn HarperJessie Losch @jessielosch.bsky.social · 03/07/2026VAR stands for Vile And wRrong 0154
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 03/07/2026New ovulation psychosis just dropped: WHAT IF I DYE MY HAIR RED AND GET A BACK TATTOO THIS WEEKEND? 000
Reposted by Wyn HarperBony @jovenitti.bsky.social · 26/06/2026My favorite part of soccer is when a ref says "oh you think you scored? That's cute, I'm gonna let you celebrate for a full minute or two before I raise this fruity little flag" 16010
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Sadio Mané, sweetheart, I'm so sorry that a dumbass bitch (me) would do something like this (jinx you by paying attention). 010
Wyn Harper @wynsversion.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I turned on this Senegal game and this... Are you shitting me? I'M GOING THE FUCK TO BED. 000
Reposted by Wyn HarperHector Diaz @iamhectordiaz.com · 01/07/2026There’s gonna be so much Mexican joy out there in the world that local police are gonna bring out the SWAT vehicles “as a precaution” (To clarify, this is not a joke. This actually happens, even though happy Mexicans don’t do anything to deserve that) 310413
Reposted by Wyn HarperUncle Space Ghost @unclespaceghost.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Play for Germany 683995487
