wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 13/06/2026rogue baseball franchise that seeks to kill the MLB from the inside. every pitch is thrown directly at the batter. every batter charges the mound regardless of where the pitch was thrown. infinite war within and without the diamond. all baseball players must die 020 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 28/04/2026also i just watched it and if i'm not mistaken he just showed a weird AI version where it's a collectible figurine instead?? how did you even find the original?? 110 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 28/04/2026wait the man himself used it??? damn i need to ask for royalties 010 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 28/04/2026this is so surreal because i literally made this image like 5 years ago and now it's randomly on my timeline on a completely different platform 140 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 17/04/2026i could never be a flat earther because i can feel the subtle contour of the planet under my feet as each step unfurls the curled toe of my pointy shoes 040 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 03/04/2026sober chumbawamba be like: he drinks a coffee drink, he drinks a matcha drink, he drinks a water drink, he drinks a cider drink (non-alcoholic) 061 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 14/02/2026would you believe me if i told you i was the ghost king of new orleans 💃🎶🎷... and i'm about to turn this whole damn city on its pretty little head 😈 000 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 17/01/2026i don't know if these are normal monologues that one should be narrating aloud while making one's bed at 2:30 am 030 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 17/01/2026listen, just because i met anubis doesn't mean i don't believe in the lord jesus anymore. anubis let me touch his was-sceptre and it zapped me. but ofc i'm still saved via the redemptive power of christ 150 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 03/01/2026i can't believe they sold nicolás maduro to one direction 000 0
Reposted by wynnewynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 31/01/2025the plane collision in the season 2 finale of breaking bad was actually caused by DEI because gus fring prioritized hiring a cancerous cretin instead of sticking with a perfectly good libertarian dandy 141 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 31/01/2025the plane collision in the season 2 finale of breaking bad was actually caused by DEI because gus fring prioritized hiring a cancerous cretin instead of sticking with a perfectly good libertarian dandy 141 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 03/12/2025every morning i have to win a twitch reflex match 3 peanuts game in my head or else the vampire mind awakens instead of my own 020 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 12/10/2025what did sufjan stevens mean by this in his song about john wayne gacey 120 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 03/10/2025i only now had the realization that car seat headrest is just gay weezer 020 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 15/08/2025hey guys so like. what are we gonna do about martial law 040 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 30/06/2025i briefly considered whether arbor day might be coming up because i have inexplicably not committed its date to memory but it is ~10 months away 020 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 30/06/2025i'm somewhat sleep deprived but i just passed by a group of medical assistants at work and the only thing i heard one of them say is "maybe we should wear brown because it's the color of the trees" 120 0
Reposted by wynneoblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Why don't you come back when you actually have the amulet and stop wasting my time. 0499128 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 13/05/2025going from severance to sopranos like i'm a castrato 010 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 24/04/2025yeah well isn't it in your specific class interest to get some bitches? 000 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 25/03/2025you can ask only one question to determine which door to enter 120 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 19/03/2025howard brown never believes me when i say i don't need the rectal swab 120 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 17/03/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character from spongebob squarepants says " look gary there i am again look "ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants says " look gary there i am again look " 010 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 10/03/2025i ripped a sheet of paper towel the other day and it sounded like optimus prime was mad at me 020 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 17/02/2025i woke up unaffected and refreshed from my very scary nyquil dream. 010 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 14/02/2025the girls at the oxygen bar call me aang the way i go on air benders, okay? 040 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 31/01/2025also because donald margolis let some random goth woman manage his property 010 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 27/01/2025hopefully it will reheat okay because it will be a little cold by then 010 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 27/01/2025nobody to share my trout with... now i know the burden borne by the lonesome yukon bear 130 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 21/01/2025christening my return to bluesky with an inaugural sinkdog post 113629 0
wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 21/01/2025maybe i'll actually finally start using bluesky for real 120 0