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@wynnerloser.bsky.social
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wynne || 26 || she/her i give you all my posts for free. i own NOTHING

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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
rogue baseball franchise that seeks to kill the MLB from the inside. every pitch is thrown directly at the batter. every batter charges the mound regardless of where the pitch was thrown. infinite war within and without the diamond. all baseball players must die
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
this is so surreal because i literally made this image like 5 years ago and now it's randomly on my timeline on a completely different platform
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
i could never be a flat earther because i can feel the subtle contour of the planet under my feet as each step unfurls the curled toe of my pointy shoes
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
sober chumbawamba be like: he drinks a coffee drink, he drinks a matcha drink, he drinks a water drink, he drinks a cider drink (non-alcoholic)
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
would you believe me if i told you i was the ghost king of new orleans 💃🎶🎷... and i'm about to turn this whole damn city on its pretty little head 😈
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
my sandwich came with no instructions
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
listen, just because i met anubis doesn't mean i don't believe in the lord jesus anymore. anubis let me touch his was-sceptre and it zapped me. but ofc i'm still saved via the redemptive power of christ
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
i can't believe they sold nicolás maduro to one direction
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
the plane collision in the season 2 finale of breaking bad was actually caused by DEI because gus fring prioritized hiring a cancerous cretin instead of sticking with a perfectly good libertarian dandy
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
the plane collision in the season 2 finale of breaking bad was actually caused by DEI because gus fring prioritized hiring a cancerous cretin instead of sticking with a perfectly good libertarian dandy
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
every morning i have to win a twitch reflex match 3 peanuts game in my head or else the vampire mind awakens instead of my own
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
what did sufjan stevens mean by this in his song about john wayne gacey
lyrics: and in my best behavior, i am really just like him

look beneath the floor boards for the secrets i have hid
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
i only now had the realization that car seat headrest is just gay weezer
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
hey guys so like. what are we gonna do about martial law
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
i'm somewhat sleep deprived but i just passed by a group of medical assistants at work and the only thing i heard one of them say is "maybe we should wear brown because it's the color of the trees"
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Why don't you come back when you actually have the amulet and stop wasting my time.
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
going from severance to sopranos like i'm a castrato
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
yeah well isn't it in your specific class interest to get some bitches?
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
howard brown never believes me when i say i don't need the rectal swab
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
i ripped a sheet of paper towel the other day and it sounded like optimus prime was mad at me
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
i woke up unaffected and refreshed from my very scary nyquil dream.
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
the girls at the oxygen bar call me aang the way i go on air benders, okay?
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
nobody to share my trout with... now i know the burden borne by the lonesome yukon bear
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
christening my return to bluesky with an inaugural sinkdog post
a vibrant, cartoonish tattoo of a silvery anthropomorphic dog with a sink basin and faucet embedded in its abdomen laying on a kitchen counter. it has long black hair with short messy bangs. it is holding a yellow dishrag in one hand and a light pink plate in the other. above it is an image of a waning gibbous moon hung in a picture frame.
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wynne @wynnerloser.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
maybe i'll actually finally start using bluesky for real
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