Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 10/09/2026so many resources wasted on the belief that adding more resolution to algebra will let computers "think" when what any reasonable person wants from tech companies is for toasters to fly 0100
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 08/09/202660 pages in, and we're just about ready to start the book proper… 110
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 02/09/2026Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? 240
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 28/08/2026oh, I'm feelin' outgrabe, outgrabe, outgrabe, outgrabe! 010
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 24/08/2026What's your favorite acting role by a singer? 030
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 06/08/2026Sometimes you get a song in your head, and it turns into something else, y'know? 040
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 01/08/2026I am so stoked about this project! When I try to sign up, I'm getting an "Authentication failed. Please try again." error… even though it seems to recognize & populate my handle. Is there something I need to fix on my site, maybe? 020
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 26/07/2026Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice in Chains. #nowPlaying Bark Psychosis's "Hex" 030
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 16/07/2026{ sickos.jpg } There are footnotes on the previous & following pages as well. 100
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 14/06/2026Perhaps the ancient prophecy will come true today. 04815
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 10/06/2026Not me saving a screenshot of the originator of this discourse into Zotero out of spite… Simultaneously, this person's post felt so intensely like engagement bait that I still don't want to do them the dubious "honor" of tagging, directly naming, etc. 120
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 08/06/2026In my experience, @zettlr.com handles this sort of visual split very well. The first image is from the app's site. And at least on MacOS, recent versions of the app also use transparency for that left-most "Workspace" file navigation pane background—an approach I can't recall seeing elsewhere. 030
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 07/06/2026Why use that tired "Blue in a Red State" framing when we can share rainbows everywhere? #Boise #Idaho #IDpol If you want to beautify your neighborhood with an "Idaho is Too Great for Hate" sign or a flag, Pride in the North End is hosting pop-up giveaways on Mon. June 8th & Thurs. June 11! (🧵 1/3) 261
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 28/05/2026Hopefully this helps somehow? The yellow zones are power outages. It just added the name of the Cloverdale Fire, but clicking on it doesn't say how many acres or etc. The Mcconn Fire says it's about 7 acres. Hopefully that's all you're smelling? 010
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 08/05/2026Never a bad time for @justseeds.bsky.social graphics… …and this classic by Josh MacPhee feels extra timely. 11710
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 07/05/2026For anyone interested, a reminder that this page exists: status.instructure.com 020
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 27/04/2026Adorno when he logs on and realizes that 1/4th of the way through the 21st century, "middlebrow" as a descriptor still primarily includes music with a tonal center. 020
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 25/04/2026🎶 🎤 I've admired your heart-shaped phlox for weeks #bloomscrolling 0120
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 17/04/2026So, like… is the dog named "Crazy Horse"? Is it the dog singing "la la-la laa" back up vocals on "Everybody knows this is nowhere"‽!??! 030
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 14/04/2026Yet another example of bad alt text, presumably written by "powerful" GenAI. The default alt text for a gif on here reads "a man with glasses looks at a plant in a can that says pepsi on it". I don't recognize the can's logo, but it's clearly not Pepsi, and they've never used those colors. 130
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 07/04/2026That peculiar "fun" when your so-called representatives don't have sufficient spine to even have their office staff answer their phone lines. 140
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 03/04/2026If you see this, why not post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation? 020
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 16/03/2026You're on the air, hello? Hello? Terminator X 381
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 11/03/2026In his lane, which quite possibly is also "your" lap. Unbothered. Festooned with a necktie that accentuates his ears. Redmond could never. 182
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 24/02/2026No cheating. Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. 150
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 06/02/2026With no new pictures, where are you mentally? 030
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 20/01/2026Yet again, Melville's descriptions & the oddly comic heroism granted Queequeg make me wonder how explicitly he might have been partial inspiration for Star Trek's "peculiar and dignified 'savage' who lives among 'us'" character Worf. 🐋🖖🏼 070
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 30/12/2025Post a perfect album* from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains. (Only about half is on Bandcamp, split across two ep-sized releases, presumably bc licensing? - battletrax.bandcamp.com/album/indust... - battletrax.bandcamp.com/album/indust... ) *for its genre 000
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 16/12/2025If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation. 020
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 09/12/2025After the bubble, will people remember how thirsty these casino / carnival barker apps were, as they polluted our info ecosystems & undermining learning? I've never used Gemini, so Goggle's beckoning me to at the top of every doc I use. Like Joe Camel inviting you to addiction from every gas pump. 181
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 23/11/2025Party at ground zero A B-movie starring you And the world will turn to flowing pink vapor stew 040
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 18/11/2025This storyline has been old for decades, yet it seems like every day there's another new installment. 221752
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 29/10/2025If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula 051
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 25/10/2025finally got my emacs setup just how I like it 090
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 02/09/2025Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2? 060
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 31/08/2025Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September. 27211
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 27/08/2025You Are Not Immune to User-Engagement-Maximizing Platform Designs 043
Ryan Randall @www.ryanpatrickrandall.com · 27/08/2025Letter, Van Helsing to Pres. Lincoln. --- Friend Abraham, — 26 August. We fear the Cracker has returned. Come by train if you can. Bring John Brown. Yours the most faithful, A. Van Helsing 071