Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 2hwhy are we spending billions of dollars making video games for 14 year old boys who can't read? 010
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 28/09/2026Our concern is not the many lives lost or critical infrastructure destroyed, but a fear that the chainsaws have become lumberjacks with minds of their own. I am calling on all chainsaw development to take a break while our research scientists work on how to align the chainsaws with our values. 030
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 28/09/2026As the CEO of OpenChainsaw, I'm here to deliver an update about our project to drop 100 billion running chainsaws on residential communities throughout the United States. Our project has chopped down many trees, a huge boon to our economy. However, we need to slow down and focus on safety. 142
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 23/09/2026"we welcomed mayors from around the world to exchange ideas and share in our successes" smh i got 0 calls 0 emails 0 faxes 🙄 021
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 19/09/2026the wolverine game made me hope they never make a spider-man 3 020
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 17/09/2026any wolverine adaptation needs three things: - "i'm the best there is at what i do" - "bub" - big guy throw little guy beyond that, the only way to make a "better" wolverine adaption is just how short you make him (the shorter, the better) 030
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 17/09/2026i'm a bit farther into it now and i'm starting to understand more why people were *that* negative about it 120
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 16/09/2026"oh no the ai is getting out of our control" they just want to shift the blame. the bubble is bursting. we should be sending them to the bottom of the ocean and they want us to be scared of robots posting on message boards. 080
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 16/09/2026but like, as someone who has consumed a lot of stories about wolverine, this game is (so far) satisfying what i would want in a "story about wolverine" despite being buried in a steaming pile of AAA 000
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 16/09/2026at least i haven't had to do a bunch of dumbass minigames where i'm just rotating a thing (so far... hope this one doesn't come back to bite me) 100
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 16/09/2026like i'm not a huge consumer of AAA narrative-based games and everything i don't like about those is extremely present in this one. it's also making it very obvious that gameplay-wise, web swinging was the best part of the insomniac spider-man 100
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 15/09/2026so glad i could have the opportunity to lose my source of income so that The Company could be a little less unprofitable <3 040
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 14/09/2026one would hope that if you were a trans woman who was one of the primary targets of what may be the largest online harassment campaign to date that you would stand by your trans siblings and not amplify the current hatemongering towards trans people, but alas 030
Reposted by Mayor WrenKate Holden @darthmongoose.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The original version of this was posted on my FAisDM (felicitousArtisan is Darth Mongoose) Tumblr many years ago. I drew it at about 11pm right before going to bed, trying to express something I felt about art. When I woke up it kinda blew up. 51032477
Reposted by Mayor WrenNoah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026the reason the ai companies claim they are on the verge of creating superintelligence is not to warn us of the risks. it's because it's a fun sf narrative that serves as a marketing tool. 1 10630118
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 10/09/2026i made a metroid edit and i need everyone to watch it youtu.be/wkXtrqxZP9Ayoutu.bebratroidYouTube video by QWEEFTOWN DOT NET 010
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 10/09/2026i accidentally called them once when my car broke down and they could not give me a tow but they had some tasty sausages 040
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 09/09/2026the planet cannot sustain a society that makes a new iphone every year 030
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 09/09/2026tbh i think we should give Elizabeth Holmes another chance 010
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 06/09/2026i just replaced windows with cachyos on my gaming pc and it was incredibly easy to get steam installed on this one and i'm playing marvel rivals now with a game that looks 10x how it did on windows 110
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 28/08/2026me in the coal mine: "so what's up with all these dead canaries?" 050
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 27/08/2026i'm not really great at reading the chronology of the future but my best guess is probably before 010
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 27/08/2026i'm actually about to become incredibly hot so now is your warning. idk how long it will take exactly but it is happening and neither you nor i can stop it. 130
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 26/08/2026why are misogynists so bad at video games? like if you're going to run your mouth like that in voice chat at least learn how to play the fucking game 081
Reposted by Mayor Wren(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 25/08/2026Texas’s drag ban was found to be unconstitutional this morning and one of the plaintiffs who brought the suit was an Austin-based drag queen who often impersonates Dolly Dolly was named in the final judgement itself and after hearing about the lawsuit, she sent that drag queen a signed guitar 21113432631
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 20/08/2026i think 20 years ago the idea of people keeping their puppet president alive with a hidden machine that pumps his heart for him would have felt a lot more sci-fi but at this point 000
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 20/08/2026idk if i'm offended at how quickly you jumped to explaining things in poké-terms but also i realize you were on to something there 120
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 19/08/2026there's only one thing on the internet that can make me feel anything anymore 010
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 18/08/2026if you can create infinite copies of something it is literally impossible to "steal" that thing 051
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 14/08/2026some of you don't seem to understand this so here's a diagram 082
Mayor Wren @www.qweeftown.net · 13/08/2026i would leave threads entirely if bluesky had its character limit 040
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