William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 2hComprehensive list of the characters who exist in every friend group in your 20s 010
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026No one has the guts to say it, but DC statehood is so passé at this point. It should be given full national sovereignty as a city state in its own right. America’s own Vatican 000
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026At an Atlanta Hawks games, illegally colliding with my best friend, Fulton County DA Fani Willis (just out of frame) 020
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026All of the conspiracies about Talarico fundamentally boil down to the fact that many Republicans, especially Spencer Pratt, don't know the difference between the flu and the 24 hour "stomach flu"/gastroenteritis. And yet, we are supposed to take these people seriously. 000
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026They need to swap out one of the women on this list for another William, for the purposes of equal representation (of Williams to women) *This tweet was brought to you by the William International Literary Library for Inclusion of Additional Manuscripts (WILLIAM) 110
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Every time I come to the pub near campus, I tell myself I’m gonna write here. Then I get buzzed on half (1/2) a beer and then not write 101
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The way running companies seem to be doing full court press on marketing their supershoes via influencers is very strange. No, you do not need to buy special single-use shoes to reach your 2:30 half marathon goal. Very dumb 000
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Are we gonna get a story of the dressing down this guy is doling out to his staff this afternoon? Or is that just reserved for Mary Peltola 000
Reposted by William WixsonJoel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Consultant: this is a great ad Marie, I give it my seal of approval Marie Gluesenkamp Perez: *eyes narrowing* your what 434759
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026*walking into the hockey locker room for a 10:30 pm game* “CLEARLY this is not a safe space for revolutionary praxis” 000
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I tell you what, if one of these things tries to pass me in any race I'm running in, it's gonna have to figure out how to get up off its side 000
Reposted by William WixsonTahoma Tracker @tahomatracker.com · 24/09/2026🏔️ Mt. Rainier decided to wear a hat this morning!! 🧢 013
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My hometown congressional district, with all of the Focus on the Family-inflected purity culture inherent to it, is going to re-elect This Woman by double digits over a basically-Republican rear admiral with a seemingly perfect family life. Because you can't vote for a Dem if corn grows in your CD. 100
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just two very normal looking people having a conversation 020
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Neither Structures nor Stoup deserve their exalted place in the Western WA beer scene, and everyone should stop treating them as such 100
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Have any of the people who follow me done a backyard ultra or similar kind of race? I signed up for one on a whim and now feel a bit out of my depth on how to approach it. 000
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I always knew that stupid little bear was a racist 010
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Inflation Signal: the man who wanders Capitol Hill asking everyone if they “have a dollar” has updated it to “Do you have a couple dollars?” 060
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 12/09/20262nd place at the 50k GOAT Run across the Olympic Peninsula this morning 041
Reposted by William WixsonSenator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 04/09/2026Science and research matter. I stopped by PNNL's new Bench to Bay Lab in Sequim, which I secured funding for, to learn about its research on marine environments and radioactive materials at sea. 18528110
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Can't wait to sit in 90 minutes worth of traffic after work to watch the Marysville Supersonics www.spokesman.com/stories/2026...spokesman.comNew bid for Seattle NBA expansion team calls for arena on Tulalip landSEATTLE – Is there a second bidder in the conversation surrounding NBA expansion and the chances of the SuperSonics returning to Seattle? 120
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I'm sorry, the what now? Is this a result of too many or not enough gay people on the race organizing committee? 020
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The good news is that, at least the mnemonic to remember the Great Lakes wont be affected by the change 010
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I have seen into the depths of the depravity of man. There at the very core was just a voice whispering “Chicken and Waffles Oreos” 020
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton was really the canary in the coal mine in my own life for the broader polarization of American politics. When my grandparents, former big fans of hers, started referring to her as a communist, it really should have been a sign to me of where we were headed 160
Reposted by William Wixson👻 Jack Djinn Wail 🧞 @jacktindale.bsky.social · 21/08/2026How your email finds me. 0144
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I assume the national media op-ed pages will light up with rage at this any second now 000
Reposted by William Wixsondave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect 89160193694
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Incredibly frustrating the way certain online news sources only use links to bring you to previous reporting. I want to see the primary source. If you are reporting on a court decision or an executive order or a tweet, help me see the actual original document. 010
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Well, if it doesn't work out for Ole Viking Savior in MN, I encourage him to run for Seattle City Council in Ballard 000
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Oh my God these people are so dumb. If you split up the MMR vaccine into separate doses, it means we will be giving the average baby more shots! 010
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Why does UW football always do this? Every year, it seems like they schedule 4 home games before classes even start here 100
Reposted by William WixsonErik Gregersen @ctgriffes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026As an adaptation of Homer’s epic, the Honda Odyssey is a complete disaster. With its roomy cabin and rear entertainment system for the kids, the minivan foregrounds concerns that only arose with the American nuclear family and say nothing about the brutality that underlay the Bronze Age. 261894385
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Insane that the Broncos are relying on AI slop to pitch their massive redevelopment plan. Ah yet, my favorite restaurant: Taqieico. And a place called Brick Burger Bar, which is apparently selling "Hoes"? 100
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The wildfire smoke is causing the sunlight to appear diffuse in a way my brain associates with autumn, meaning I am officially ready for pumpkin pie and hot cider, etc., despite being under a heat advisory still. 000
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Yes, it's only 2.5%, which isn't terribly meaningful. But also, how the hell does this guy get 2.5%????? CW: antisemitism 000
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Bsky hot take: It is v good that the most progressive district in the state is looking to retain its incredibly powerful senator, rather than giving that up to put an ineffectual backbencher in place. This kind of realistic power analysis is good for lefties actually 010
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Maybe this is a known issue, but this guy's tall as hell. I don't think Carney is particularly short, right? 000
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I need to speak my truth. No matter how much I want to be someone who can enjoy unsweetened grownup cereal (muesli, etc.), I simply am not that guy. And I just need to accept myself for who I am. 000
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026My biggest failure as a scientist is my absolute inability to handle SDS-PAGE gels. Like yes, I have designed and created a brand new protein that has never been made before. But my PI's immediate response is about to be "Your gel looks like shit", and he will in fact be correct. 000
Reposted by William WixsonSeva @seva.bsky.social · 28/07/2026the ideal academic life is being an eccentric Victorian lord. Invent a stamp licking machine at 22. Get elected to the Royal Academy for counting the beetles on your estate. Die in an arsenic explosion. The perfect life. 293450633
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026When Supreme Chairman Carney finally decides to liberate us, what portion of the US gets incorporated into francophone New Quebec? I feel like it should for sure be every east of the Hudson, but could be convinced to impose French upon New Jersey as well 110
Reposted by William Wixsonjakarta methheadless horseman @sweetmax.bsky.social · 24/07/2026oh man. i shouldn’t have read that part of the jimothy interview where he starts talking about european politics. jesus christ 1758480
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Contemplating a Law and Order style show about a NIMBY zoning board called "The Problem" 000
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I am a radically centrist heterodox thinker. The solution to daylight savings is to reverse it. Fall forward and spring backwards. This is the median position, and therefore the correct one. 010
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Almost 2 hours later, we finally got rescued from the train 290
William Wixson @wwixson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Almost 2 hours later, we finally got rescued from the train 011