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WurstBoy

@wurstboy.bsky.social
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Brit in Germany, anti-Brexit. pro Belarus, anti Lukaschenko, Slava Ukraini, Putin Huylo. Angler. Linksgrün-versifft - anti-AfD, anti-BSW. Stoke City and Eintracht Frankfurt. I work in renewable energies.

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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 10h
For joy? Hopefully that will happen sooner rather than later 🍊💩🐒
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 11h
Elon Musk told us to mark this. But he accidentally deleted it. So just for him I have recovered it and posted it.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 16h
so it could fly?
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Flying Car
ALT: Flying Car
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 16h
Urban legend had it that this car was so fast that it could fly, that's why they had to add the oversize rear spoiler.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
absolutely. Anglers wear them all the time.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that's just wrong
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Stormtrooper Humping Stormtrooper
ALT: Stormtrooper Humping Stormtrooper
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Paddington is eminently likeable, makes friends easily, sees the best in people, tries to do the right thing, and eats marmelade sandwiches obv. Better than Sascha Boris Stanleyovitch DePfeffel Johnson who was a panda - eats, shoots, and leaves....
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lagertha raped King Harald Finehair. Does that count? Otherwise I'm struggling...
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
during a normal school week that wouldn't matter, half the house would be up anyway, but it's half-term this week. If they woke the teenager up, they would know about it..
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the trench suppositories of consequences rarely arrive lubed
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Accountability. Someone else makes the decision you just execute it. Brexit was advisory and did not need to be acted upon, especially not at 52-48%. But rich people acting in their own interests abused it to make themselves even richer.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
at school we learned "There is a green hill far away, Without a city wall," where without was clearly used to mean outside, and in newer hymn books you more commonly find outside.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe Nigel could share the Stats so we can see just how many Iranian terrorists have come in on the small boats? Just a thought. Also how many Iranian Terrorists live in Camden and Westminster?
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People Dancing to 'Stats' Meme
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Robert Fietzke @robertfietzke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ganz ehrlich, wenn ich die Nachrichten höre, dass das Deutschlandticket schon wieder teurer werden soll, während die Regierung über den #Tankrabatt 2,5 Milliarden € in die Kassen der Mineralölkonzerne umverteilt, dann wächst die Wut. Und das sage ich als Pendler, der sowohl Auto als auch Bahn nutzt.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good luck with the Chicken ones. The beef ones crumble nicely, but Chicken...
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nope.IlldeletespacesbeforeIdeletethe Oxfordcomma.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
warum nicht? China hat es genauso gemacht - sämtliche Städtische Einrichtungen sollten Chinesische EVs, eLKWs, E-Busse usw kaufen und diese wurden gefördert.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Isn't there a law against profiting from the proceeds of crime?
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Refilled our metal Oxo box with a mixture of beef, chicken, and vegetable, stock cubes, and posted it in the family group with the comment "Oxo box is now pan 🏳️‍🌈". I'm totally down with da yoof.
Oxo green is veggie
Yellow is chicken
Red is beef.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What? The Leopards ate peoples faces?
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
in Germany the situation is similar - the CDU mirrored the extreme anti-immigrant stance of the Nazi AfD. Resulting in the eradication of the CDU in one recent election (under 5% hurdle for first time in history) and the rise of the anti-fascist Linke in another.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
no, but things like owrate me duck, canst kick a bow agenst a woe an yed it till it bost? and I eat oatcakes with bacon, sausage and cheeze. Welcome to Stoke ;)
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Take his passport off him and put him on the no-fly / no-ferry list.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was born in England, but have lived outside of UK for more than half my life. Am I still English?
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We should make a push for mass cancellation of Disney+, Hulu, Netflix, Peacock, Paramount, HBO Max, Amazon Prime and Apple. They have all increased their prices as people are struggling to pay rent, groceries and gas. Guarantee you they'll respond to a massive boycott. All they care about is $$$
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's racing off the shelves
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You can't just come on here and say you know what it is, you need to let us internet doctors diagnose it. I'll start, I once had something like that, it's probably gout.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's a domestic terrorist and should be treated as such by the police and the courts
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The first rule of Rowing club....
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trumponomics.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Atic Atac or Alchemist on the ZX Spectrum. But also up there would be Hunchback, Daley Thompson's Decathlon, Manic Miner, and Jetpac.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
double? amateur.
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That Little Puff Slices Garlic on an iPad
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
was it whisky? Whisky's for life, not just for Christmas 😜
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
amplifying? they're bankrolling it
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a floating turd more like, thanks to the unregulated discharges by the corrupt Water companies
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Need help identifying which brands to boycott of Nazi AfD sponsor Theo Müller? Here is a handy overview: #Weihenstephan and #Landliebe were new to me - now also to be avoided at all costs.
An overview of the brands sold by Nazi AfD support Theo Müller
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
most important for your Aufenthaltstitel is to renew it before it runs out. Your local Ausländeramt usually in the Landratsamt is responsible and mostly online nowadays. Once the renewal request has been submitted, it is automatically considered as valid until it is rejected or renewed.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got him a new t-shirt...
T-shirt with the famous pantomime phrase "it's behind you"
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Belarus can't sell its potash because the main purchaser, Yara, pulled out. Now Agent Orange is trying to circumvent international sanctions. Wonder how much he is getting as a reward? tsikhanouskaya.org/en/news/svia...
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Sviatlana Tsikhanouskaya discussed the potash situation with Yara President and CEO Svein Tore Holsether  - Sviatlana Tsikhanouskaya
On January 21, Sviatlana Tsikhanouskaya met with the President and CEO of Yara International, Svein Tore Holsether, during the World Economic Forum in Davos. The meeting was also attended by Yara’s Di...
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know which ones I like more - the ones who look around and know they're about to get blown to smithereens, or the ones who die completely oblivious to their oncoming doom.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
America empowered and enabled Russia to attack Europe. You don't get to just walk away from those responsibilities. Ukraine was promised US support in return for giving up its nuclear weapons. I guess you're trying to address Israel/Iran, but you need to be clearer.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I leave about 15-20 minutes early - do your waiting at the other end, but always be on time - is my mantra.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have 3 like this, we live ~7 minutes away on foot from the train station - they will leave with 6 minutes to go and power walk.... 1st and 3rd are worst for this, 2nd is somewhat better.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
SPD thought the corrupt CumEx Olaf Scholz was a good idea. CDU thought the corrupt GasKathi Reiche and racist Friedrich Merz were a good idea. People want less corruption, less racism, more solutions to everyday problems.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
and back then cows never used to catch fire... 😜
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Gilda Sahebi @gildasahebi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Berlin hat es wieder deutlich gezeigt: Politik gegen die AfD ist keine Politik. Die Linke hat sich um konkrete Themen gekümmert: Bezahlbarkeit, Mieten, Wohnen, Müll. Und gewonnen. Die CDU hat Wahlkampf gegen „Radikale“ auf „beiden Seiten“ gemacht. Und verloren. Daraus lernen wäre toll.
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
MeckPom
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WurstBoy @wurstboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Korruption? Vetternwirtschaft? Narzissismus? Reiche für Reiche? Rassismus? es stehen so viele Gründe zur Auswahl dass es eigentlich ein Wunder ist dass sie immerhin 4,9% erhalten haben.
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