Good luck with the Chicken ones. The beef ones crumble nicely, but Chicken...
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![[Poem] two dead boys. By anonymous
Ladies and gentleman, skinny and stout, I will tell you a tale, I know nothing about. Admission is free, so pay at the door. Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
One bright day In the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other. Drew their swords then shot each other.
A blind man came to watch fair play, a minute man came to shout hooray! A deaf police man heard the noise, he went to stop the two dead boys
He lived on the corner, in the middle of the block. In a two story house in a vacant lot. A man with no legs came walking by, and kicked the lawman in the thigh.
He crashed through the wall, without making a sound, into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned. The long black hearse came to cart him away. But he ran for his life and is still gone today.
I watched from the corner of the big round table; the only eyewitness to facts of my fable. But if you doubt my lies are tru, just ask the blind man he saw it too.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5ig5746yrfsh4piyiw53xw2b/bafkreia3m6u6s34s4uhoekdxiwu4q3w42bd5wa3hi6xwo53xvhkdgon7de)
