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Is this account a good idea? Probably not. Am I doing it anyway? Yes, yes I am. Many spoilers for all books lie within.

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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
#WingsOfFire #WoF
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Lost Heir.  This confusing panel contains five Tsunamis having the following conversation:
Tsunami 1: "What the fuck, why is there five of me?"
Tsunami 2: "Wait, this could be good."
Tsunami 3: "We can get so much done!"
Tsunami 4: "Won't this be confusing?"
Tsunami 5: "Naah, let's go fuck some bitches up!"
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Lost Heir.  Tsunami, Riptide, and a few other SeaWings are flying toward the island that hides the Summer Palace.  Tsunami is saying, "This island looks like shit."  Riptide is responding, "Screw you."
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 21/05/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret.  Most of this panel is a close-up of Queen Battlewinner's mouth opened wide.  Someone off panel is saying, "Oh shit!  Your breath smells like... well, it smells like farts."
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 20/05/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret.  Starflight and Fatespeaker are looking at a large map, and starflight is pointing at it and saying, "I could draw a way better map than this pile of donkey turds."
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel  version of The Dark Secret.  In this panel, Starflight is flying through the rain looking fucking terrified as always, and there is a ghostly apparition of Sunny flying behind him.  Starflight's head is turned away from her, and he's thinking, "Oh shit.  Don't look at the ghost.  Don't look at the ghost."
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy.  This scene features Clay with his neck and wings bound by metal clamps and chains, and Peril is behind him, looking into the distance and saying, "Just look at that complete clusterfuck!"
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Hidden Kingdom.  This scene appears to be set in some kind of rocky cavern.  Starflight is looking startled and saying, "Clay, what are you doing here?"  Clay has an absolutely manic grin and is responding, "I've been swimming in fucking lava!"
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
FOESLAYER: Why the hell did you wake me up again?! WINTER: Well I... FOESLAYER: It's cold as balls in here, stab me! WINTER: But I... FOESLAYER: STAB ME RIGHT HERE!
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret.  In this scene, Mastermind is turning to look at Starflight and he's saying, "Starflight?"  Starflight is wide-eyed and looks startled as hell.  He's responding, "Oh fuck don't kill me!"
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret.  In this scene, Starflight is flying over lava, narrowly avoiding a blast of steam from the lava and shouting, "SHIIIIIIIT!!"
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 28/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy.  This panel is filled by a ramshackle MudWong hut.  There is a clattering sound coming from the inside, and someone is shouting, "GET off of me, you jackass!"
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped parent from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret.  This panel is entirely composed of Grandeur looking cranky and saying, "Sure, I'll do all of that just as soon as I stop being too old for this shit."
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dark Secret.  In this panel, Starflight is putting a dreamvisitor into his mouth, and thinking to himself, "This thing tastes like ass."
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy.  In this panel, Blister and Kestrel are standing at the edge of a cliff with Blister's left foreleg laying across Kestrel's shoulders.  They're both looking smug as shit, and Blister is saying, "Just look at us.  We fucking rock."
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Brightest Night.  In this panel, Sunny is flying behind Thorn.  Sunny is shouting, "Hey you, shitbiscuit!"  Thorn is responding, "I've been called lots of things in my life, but that's the strangest and the best."
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
SCARLET: Now repeat after me. You're a shithead, mommy. CLIFF: You a sithead, mommy! CLIFF: Gramma, what it mean? SCARLET: Oh don't you worry about that, dear. She will love it. It will be thrilling!
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 21/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy.  In this panel, Clay is just standing around with a neutral expression.  Someone off-panel is saying, "The first hatched is always the biggest." Umber is doing some kind of mid-air flip behind Clay with a fucking manic expression.  He is saying, "And you have the biggest ass ever!"
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Flawseer @flawseer.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
Always be careful when you put Webs in charge of getting your takeout. #WingsOfFire #wof #dragon #wofKestrel #wofWebs
A depiction of a scene involving Kestrel the Skywing and Webs the Seawing. Kestrel has grabbed Webs by the snout and it squeezing it angrily, while Webs is apologetically holding a bag of fast food. 

Kestrel demands to know why Webs didn't get her a "Muck Rib", to which Webs defensively replies that it was out of season. Kestrel is unwilling to believe his excuse and does not release her grip.
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped page from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy.  The full-page illustration is a ground point-of-view of about fifteen of the prisoner towers at the SkyWing arena during a clear, starry night.  The towers and the dragons atop them are shrouded in darkness, but they are all singing,
"The dragonets are coming
They're coming to save the day!
They know how to fight,
For they know what's right!
The dragonets!
Fuck yeah!!!"
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 20/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Hidden Kingdom.  In this panel, kinkajou is crouching down in an awkward position, trying to look mean, but looking absolutely goofy as hell instead.  She is shouting, "RAWR!"  Someone off-panel is responding, "Seriously? What the fuck, Kinkajou."
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Brightest Night.  In this panel, Sunny is looking up at Glory and saying, "Uh Glory, why are you cosplaying as a SandWing?"  Glory, who is indeed in full-on SandWing colors, is responding, "Mind your own fucking business, that's why."
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Hidden Kingdom.  In this scene, Glory is smelling green vapors with a fucking disgusted look on her face.  She is shouting, "Who farted?!"
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 16/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Lost Heir.  In this scene, Tsunami and Whirlpool are swimming at the surface of an underground lake, and Tsunami is swimming away, looking pissed as hell.  Whirlpool is saying, "All knowledge can be found in the queen's writing." And Tsunami is responding, "You're a shitty fucking teacher, Whirlpool."
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
#WingsOfFire #WoF #Clay
A photoshopped page from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy.  This page prominently features Clay, with the other Dragonets of Destiny cuddling up around him, except for Starflight, who looks mildly terrified.  Clay is saying, "We fucking stick together, no matter what the hell happens."  Descriptive text around him says:
"Can hold breath for an hour during daring escape plan."
"Immune to fire."
"Surprisingly musical."
"Biggest ass in the world."
"Not a fucking moster."
"Maybe a fucking hero."
"Definitely our fucking bigwings."
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 14/03/2024
#WingsOfFire #WoF
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy.  In this panel, Starflight is looking up at Clay.  It's a shitty scan, and the part of the image with Starflight is blurry, as if he's shaking.  Starflight is saying, "Do you have the scrolls?" And Clay is responding, "I don't have your fuckin' scrolls!"
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy.  This panel is a fucking glorious landscape with a beautiful river running through a lush forest, with the SkyWing palace in the distant background.
Kestrel and Peril are standing next to the river in the foreground, both looking across it.  Peril is saying, "Was anything she told me true?" And Kestrel is responding, "Not a damned thing."
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AnonSpice @anonspice.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Deep Meaningful Conversations with Glory and Tsunami www.youtube.com/watch?v=LufC... [ #art #wof #wingsOfFire #dragon ]
youtube.com
Glory and Tsunami have a conversation | WOF meme ! Language warning !
Deep Meaningful Conversations with Glory and Tsunami Audio from: https://youtu.be/ydJZQQkCdD4?t=94
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 12/03/2024
CLIFF: (prancing around and singing happily) Mommy said bitch Bitch bitch bitch My mommy said bitch To my grandma! Mommy said bitch Bitch bitch bitch My mommy said bitch To my grandma!
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
#WingsOfFire #WoF
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy.  In this panel, Clay is looking at Reed, Marsh, Pheasant, Sora, and Umber, who are not only looking dejected as hell, but are significantly browner in color than he is.  Clay is saying, "Wow, you five look like shit."
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
A few notes about this account! I'm going to stop doing text post every day since they haven't gotten much interaction. I'll still do them when I think of something funny. Also, I may miss a few weekend days for a while as I deal with some personal things. I have some funny ideas ahead; stay tuned.
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
BLUE: (looking up from the bottom of a ravine) So the only way back is for me to climb this gigantic cliff all day. SWORDTAIL: Pretty much. BLUE: Well shit.
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire #Tsunami #Glory
A photoshopped page from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy.
In this scene, Glory is watching Tsunami eat a cow, and they're having the following conversation:
TSUNAMI: Only if I get to pick what we study.
GLORY: No, not the three queens again.
GLORY: Don't make us act it out!
TSUNAMI: The three queens again, good idea, Glory!
GLORY: Fuck you.
Additionally, there is descriptive text around both dragons.  Tsunami's text says:
"Can fight anything."
"Will fight your ass."
"Sees in the dark."
"Breathes underwater."
"Some of her scales glow on the dark."
"Thinks she's a fucking princess.
Acts like the fucking queen.
Will boss you around as if she's the fucking queen."
Glory's text says:
"Beautiful and smart!"
"Sarcastic as hell."
"Scales turn gorgeous colors."
"The asshole guardians call her lazy and stupid.
Not fucking lazy.
Not fucking stupid.
Will bite you though."
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 08/03/2024
QIBLI: You had fucking MAGIC all this time and you didn't bother telling us?! TURTLE: Well I... QIBLI: So when all your friends left on this dangerous adventure, you were all, "Screw it, they won't need my magic, I'm going home." TURTLE: Well... QIBLI: So can I have some?
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire #Starflight
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy.  This panel prominently features Starflight, who is reading a scroll and saying, "I xan't wait to study my ass off tonight!"  Descriptive text around him says:
"Starflight"
"Smart!"
"REALLY likes to study."
"Does not like to fight."
"Blends in at night."
"Won't fucking shut up about studying."
"Terrified of everything.
Actually scared shitless by his own shadow.
Literally hiding under a rock right now."
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 07/03/2024
STARFLIGHT: (jumping into the air) Oh fuck, a spider! TSUNAMI: Starflight, that's just a rock. STARFLIGHT: Oh, okay. STARFLIGHT: (almost lands, but lifts off again) OH FUCK, an actual spider! TSUNAMI: That's the same rock again.
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy.  This panel features Sunny prominently with Clay's head in the foreground.  Sunny is saying, "RAWR!  That's my fierce hunting cry!  Did it scare you shitless?"  Descriptive text around Sunny says:
"No venomous barb"
"Happy!"
"Tiny!"
"Weird-ass color"
"Exciteavle as hell"
"That asshole Kestrel once called her 'defective.'
Delightful as heck.
Shitty at keeping secrets."
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
DARKSTALKER: (bursting from the ground) I'm baaaaack! QIBLI: Holy shit! WINTER: Fucking hell! MOONWATCHER: You lied to us you asshole! PERIL: What the fuck have I done? TURTLE: OH NO, IT'S DONKEY LICKING SNOT COVERED BANANA PEEL DARKSTALKER!!!
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 06/03/2024
#WingsOfFire #WoF
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragoney Prophecy.  In this panel, Peril is poking her head through a wall of fire like some damned fire monster, and she's saying, "What's going on?"  Tsunami, Clay, and Starflight are on the other side of the wall, startled as heck, and Tsunami is shouting, "Holy fuck!!!"
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
CRICKET: And we'll cover you with this fancy outfit, and we'll slap these fake wings on you... SUNDEW: This is so fucking demeaning.
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 05/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy.  In this scene, Morrowseer is standing in front of Dune, Kestrel, and Tsunami looking like a pompous ass.  He's saying, "Something has gone very wrong here." And Tsunami is responding, "Damn right it has!"
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 04/03/2024
ALL OF THE PRISONERS AT THE SKYWING ARENA: (singing) Oh, The dragonets are coming, They're coming to save the day. They're coming to fight, For they know what's right, The dragonets, fuck yeah!
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy.  In this panel, Glory is in the process of campflauging herself.  She is saying, "Try to find me now, bitches!"
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
WHIRLPOOL: Now show me how to say, "I'm swimming in the ocean." TSUNAMI: (flashers her stripes) WHIRLPOOL: (sputtering) And where did you learn those foul words?! TSUNAMI: Certainly not from you, shit-for-brains.
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy. In this panel, Clay is standing on a rock in the middle of an underground river, looking all majestic and shit.  He's saying to nobody in particular, "Hell yeah, I fucking rock.  Also, I'm standing on one."
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 02/03/2024
WINTER: I don't want to kill you. HAILSTORM: But I don't want to kill you. FOESLAYER: Well, this is some bullshit right here.
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy.  In this scene, Scarlet and a shit-ton of her guards are barging in through a cave entrance.  Scarlet is strutting like a boss and saying, "You're screwed now!"
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
UMBER: (staring longingly at Qibli) MOONWATCHER: (walking past) EWW, can you PLEASE not think that so fucking loud?!
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
#WoF #WingsOfFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy.  In this panel, Tsunami and Clay are flying directly toward the fucking sun.  Tsunami is saying, "Clay!  What the hell is that?"  And Clay is responding, "It's so bright!"
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 29/02/2024
WINTER: (spitting with rage) AND ANOTHER THING! IF YOU EVER THREATEN US AGAIN, I WILL FUCKING BITE YOUR FACE OFF! QIBLI: You are so damn beautiful right now, Winter.
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Wings of Fire With Swears @wtfwof.bsky.social · 28/02/2024
#WoF #WingsofFire
A photoshopped panel from the graphic novel version of The Dragonet Prophecy.  In this panel, Clay is absolutely fucking shoving Peril through a door, but the pose in the drawing makes it look a little like he's holding her.  He has his head turned back toward the door, and he's shouting, "Oh shit, this isn't what it looks like!"
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