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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!”

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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It's not easy being meme-d. #Oh-Gee-I-See-Algae 👀
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
So many things that I’m looking forward to once this debacle is over, starting with the debacle being over.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 24/06/2026
Here's a look at some of the highlights worth watching from late-night TV.
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Josh Johnson Muses on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
“Hey, kids, remember you wanted to go to Disneyland? Instead, we’re going to go see the world’s largest kombucha!” Johnson said of the pool renovation as a tourist stop.
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Some are criticizing Trump for promising to give Iran $325B to *talk* about ending the war, saying that’s a lot more than the $400M Obama gave in 2015 to start talks that led to the JCPOA. But with Trump’s inflation, it’s actually a lot less. 😂🤣
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kiwigav88nz.bsky.social @kiwigav88nz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
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Flipturns 🏊‍♀️ 📷 🦋 @flipturns.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I really hate the way Trump treats people. He is mean, cruel, and vindictive. Why would anyone like him as a person? Why would people even vote for him?
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Kiera @kieragorden.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Just as I predicted, they’re covering up the removal of his name from the #KennedyCenter just like, you know, the Epstein files.
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Some are criticizing Trump for promising to give Iran $325B to *talk* about ending the war, saying that’s a lot more than the $400M Obama gave in 2015 to start talks that led to the JCPOA. But with Trump’s inflation, it’s actually a lot less. 😂🤣
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Static in the Sky @meme-ifesto.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
This takes place the day after his UFC birthday bash. Let's have him wake up to news of Congress being flooded with calls. Calls demanding he be removed from office. United, we are the true power in this country. Let's remind Trump of that. One day. One million calls. We can make it happen!
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
😂🤣
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It’s also time we start believing what he says.
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
than EVERYbody. Fixed it for you.
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Since taking office, Ken Paxton has become a multi-millionaire while our pay has stagnated. He owns 11 homes while most Texans can’t afford one. He trades favors with rich donors while blocking overtime pay for workers. Paxton doesn’t serve us — he serves himself.
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robin~eldest daughter~father figure~I protect the family @robinwaytogotiger.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
GOP Priorities are on FULL DISPLAY right now. We've spent the SAME amount on a USELESS WAR of death & destruction when we could have given UNIVERSAL COLLEGE to worthy students ACROSS OUR COUNTRY. People, WAKE UP.
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
No. I think it’s more like 90%.
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Trump’s plans for our nation’s 250th anniversary of a cage match on the White House lawn only proves we’re that much closer to idiocracy and Trump is our Terry Crews (but with less energy).
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President Camacho's Three-Point Plan
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Did anyone see Trump on MTP? What’s with his repeated statement to Welker, “you were in Vietnam for 19 years.” Is Trump implicitly admitting he’s not an American?
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Why do Dems adopt the far right’s extreme language, like “sanctuary city”? Why use it w/o saying what it means or how it works, like how it makes cities safer b/c immigrants feel safe to report real crimes? Sanctuary cities have some of the lowest per capita violent crime rates in the US.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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"DEAR MAGA: BIDEN'S $5 GAS WAS BOUGHT TO YOU BY PUTIN INVADING UKRAINE. TRUMP'S $5 GAS IS BOUGHT TO YOU BY TRUMP INVADING IRAN. HOPE THIS HELPS."
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
SCOTUS’s ruling in the Alabama voter map case can’t be reconciled w/ its recent ruling in Louisiana’s voter map case. In the Louisiana case decided in April, it said race can’t be used to create an additional minority seat. In today’s Alabama case, it said race could be used to eliminate them.
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
SCOTUS’s ruling today in the Alabama voter map case confirmed it truly believes in the constitutional doctrine of “original intent,” and originally, Blacks couldn’t vote per the Constitution. /s
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
That doesn’t even happen in Trump’s wettest vengeance dreams.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I had a prostate MRI earlier this year and it was perfect. Maybe I should do it again for fun!
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Can you blame her? That playbook has worked for generations. Actually, I do blame her.
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I’ve seen mice exhibit more courage than Mike Pence did yesterday on MTP. Sure, he condemned the $1.776B Trump wants for so-called “victims” of Biden’s weaponization of the Justice Dept., but he didn’t condemn Trump & his policies more broadly, choosing instead to attack Talarico as a radical.
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Note to media: police arresting peaceful protesters singing “give peace a chance” is not protesters “clashing” with police. It’s the state violating the First Amendment rights of people upset that human beings who did nothing illegal are being held without due process and being fed maggots.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
"The question of whether or not Congress should impeach and remove the president isn't a question for polling. It's not a question for political consultants. ... This is a battle for the soul of the country, a battle for its democracy, a battle for its constitution and a battle for the rule of law."
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Exactly. And now this bullshit “settlement” with the IRS that he can’t ever be audited again. How fucking stupid can MAGA be?
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
But it was still Biden’s fault. Or maybe Obama. One of them weaponized the release. As an aside, I’m still pissed that I pay more in income taxes every year than Trump paid over four. 🤦‍♂️
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FactsOverFeelings @thunderstorming.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
@atrupar.com This is exactly why the idea that Trump AND his family or friends (which includes everyone in his admin) being impervious to any legal action is bullshit & beyond legally unenforceable. Blanche has not ever been smart. Or even an acceptable lawyer.
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Dovewoman 💙 🇺🇦 💙 @dovewoman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Space Force Cadet @spaceforcecadet.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I miss having a President of the United States.
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Can we stop calling Thomas and Alito “conservative”? They’re unprincipled hacks.
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
He’s going to get an “Obama lite” deal or he’ll have to keep the war going. What a moron!
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Donald Jenius Trump’s success in the war with Iran proves all doubters bigly wrong. Covfefe!
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Republikkklans. There, I fixed it for you.
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This, and similar “bets” made moments before an event that the bettors won “bigly” on, is why Trump and the Republicans fear the midterms.
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Trump and his ballroom in the news again. Someone needs to tell him that he doesn’t need more ballroom because his dick is so small.
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Well, at least Trump can say he won the war.* * Honestly, I don’t know if that’s funny or pathetic.
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Instead of parody, now it’s reality.
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Paused since 12:00 p.m., January 2020, 2025?
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Who would’ve thought that a bungling idiot would’ve bungled his way into an idiotic war?
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Does that include the hotdogs and beer?
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Trump: 8647 is a crime. Also Trump: 8646 is free speech.
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Paul from Texas says, “what the ever loving f***!” @wtelf.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Someone should tell Pete.
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