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He was the better option because none of his partners self immolated. Just a "sit with it for a minute" kind of statement.

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Jaclyn Alatrash sounds like a John Waters character.

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Its the "drink my fish, fuck my truck" halftime show... now in Full Game form.

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Feel like if you work at a Haunted House and go to work gassy, you're just adding another layer to the scare experience.

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When I see the most expensive car on the lot sitting along the sidewalk, I assume that "display model got sideswiped and totaled by a reckless driver, gonna have to go through the insurance" counts as a sale same as if it drives off the lot.

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I'm Going Looking For An Asskicking, So I Can Murder Someone Before They Deservedly Kick My Ass.

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He's gonna talk about Ditka so much this weekend. "He loved me, said I was the best president ever." And Ditka might have. Between Ditka and Holtz, Hell's football team got some staff upgrades this year.

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Martin Tupperware @wsu-a.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I mean, all of these debates are going to be asskickings, in a "your proposition is defending the indefensible, and go!" sense. This one is particularly lopsided.

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I feel like Domestic Violence Awareness Month shouldn't happen alongside Oktoberfest.

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Martin Tupperware @wsu-a.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Roger Clemens is getting a presidential honor because Trump just heard about the Mindy McCready stuff.

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I mean, now you've gotta investigate his frat brothers for raping him, too.

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Count his letter to the editor as "contact with the victims" and violate his probation.

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Whenever I have to kill a spider, I look around nervously to make sure their friends aren't preparing a vengeance squad in the corner of the roof.

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That's just because he's not adding the necessary ivermectin, really enhance the flavor and nutrients.

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Martin Tupperware @wsu-a.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The Apple Butter Coffee Cake creamer has a very "now I'm drinking coffee cider" feel about it.

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Darline Graham could fuck up a black coffee order, and any air they gave her would just lead to her creatively suffocating herself, and probably some around her. They're better off assuming a win and doing nothing.

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Martin Tupperware @wsu-a.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hell, that's not what a Johnny Bananas is.

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Martin Tupperware @wsu-a.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The issue he's gonna have with that is it was supposed to be LA and San FRANCISCO, those are the cities its OK to rain terror on, San Diego is a light pink military city. They're great! They'll make him change the terror anecdote to Portland or Seattle, so he doesn't fuck it up again next time.

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Martin Tupperware @wsu-a.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Tripped over my feet with a grocery bag in each hand, relieved to still have a load bearing clavicle.

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Chris Rock saw the Eminem/Kid Rock collab and thought "next time, we try Rock/Rock".

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Robert Saleh gets fired in December at 2-12 when he tries to send the scouting department to check out potential draftees at Prager U.

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Wasn't "they call him Dennys because he's always making fans sick" an old Bill Simmons line?

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Its the last summer street festival of the year, and I need to restock one of my foundational hot sauces, so this will work. Then, within a week and a half, Christmas Bazaar! (And tons of fall stuff with like, mini donuts at the pumpkin patch. Already booked for two of those.)

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I see it as "a bunch of people who've been pretty incompetent across the board, tasked themselves with cutting a berry pie and thinking they could know how many berries would be in each piece". My guess is some people are gonna get more berries than they intended.

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He'll always be "no cold drinks on my fancy marble" John to me.

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Ooh, I got to do this, but then as his dementia set in, I got to tell him that Biden won, at which point he responded "well, that... sucks".

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That USA Sports cardwipe looks like something from Friday Night Fights round 10 of 12, before they throw to Rhonda Shear doing Up All Night.

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Whatever the starting point was, the Pac-12, nah, fuck you, the nuPac 8.5- absolutely FUCKED putting the new conference together. Shoulda been able to consolidate the majority of the MWC and the best of the American to have a conference near the B12/ACC, got... direct competition with the MWC/AAC.

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"I'm voting for the man I had to divorce because he's awful, out of party loyalty" feels like a really good point to reset to "there are candidates bad enough that we just need to take our L and come back better next time".

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They're giving him Pirin tablets.

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🎵"Our Losses are Big And They Keep Gettin' Bigger And That's Cause We Put Our Money Into Digger"🎵

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Meh, this was the kind of apathy I was seeing from that side in October '24, too, so I can't value it much.

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If this were a great idea, surely I'd see a commensurate "Red Cities, Blue States", with a distinct effort to unde- Oh, you're saying THEY don't give a shit about swinging the ten bluest states, or trying to campaign for those votes? Wonder who's right? Maybe Lynne Cheney can help with this too.

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Bold prediction: within the next decade, you're going to have major, conglomerate level manufacturers in the grocery space... just start opening their own stores to sell product. If I'm Coke, why do I want the price of my brand rising, right next to your cheaper facsimile that you price down?

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Thing that annoys me more than it should: the displacement of "converse" for "conversate".

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That still image makes it look like he wants to Blur Some Lines.

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