WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is MLS fixed? The WWE of pro sports leagues. 220
Reposted by WST Fake PitchbotSoccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026JAMAL THIARÉ WINS IT LATE FOR THE CREW 🤯🤯🤯 612121
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ve cracked the code. The only way to grow American soccer is to coach Estonian soccer. By: Eric Wynalda 0112
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What a roster by Poch! Every prospect I wanted to see is here. Going live in 15 to review this roster banger and explain why the MLS academy system is limiting the USMNT talent pipeline. By: 11 Yanks 0102
Reposted by WST Fake PitchbotSoccerwise @soccerwisehq.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Introducing the Soccerwise Media Collective presented by Continental Tire! A first-of-it’s-kind national network, which includes 7 founding members, built to power local MLS coverage and connect fans to stories across the league. 816530
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Imagine what this kid will do on loan in the Championship 1140
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Sure Balogun didn’t go to Everton 2x and also didn’t go to Turkey as I claimed without any sort of legitimate confirmation. But believe me when I say Balogun will change clubs at some point in his career. Bookmark this tweet. By: Tactical Manager 1100
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Do you think I want to watch Everton? By: 11 Yanks 0173
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Finally Jack McGlynn is going to challenge himself and feel the real pressure that comes with a relegation battle and, potentially, League One. He never would have felt any pressure battling for a MLS Western Conference title or MLS Cup. 1110
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/08/2026"Thanks, World. We'll take it from here." By: MLS 0130
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Yesterday all I knew about George Campbell was that he was a silver rated CB card on EA Sports Football 26. Today he’s still the same, and the captain of West Brom. Call him up to the USMNT By: 11 Yanks 050
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Zavier Gozo thinks he was good enough to be on the 2026 USMNT World Cup roster. You know what, I agree! Poch made a huge mistake leaving a young difference maker off the world's biggest stage. I also don't think he's ready for Crystal Palace. By: 11 Yanks 0120
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026An incredible competitive debut for Sebastian Berhalter at Boro and a reminder that he never played a single second for his father. That bald fraud had nothing to do with his development and, if anything, probably hurt it. By: 11 Yanks 1180
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026If MLS is doing so well then surely any club could have spent €3M for Gio Reyna 150
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Here is my top 20 under 20 Americans in MLS. Sullivan, Pierre, Hall, Ellis, Mehmeti and other teenagers aren’t only contributing but leading their teams this season & poised to make moves to top clubs. Also, here’s why MLS academies are failing 🇺🇸 soccer. By: Tactical Manager 0202
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Breaking character for a min: waking up to find a late night post activated a bunch of hair trigger rage replies from Brits who didn’t bother to read the bio of an account they don’t follow on the other site will never not be funny. Carry on. 150
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Everyone’s mad Infantino is selling shares of the World Cup. I call it opportunity. You know what else people said was a bad idea? The XFL. Twice. Growth is messy, folks. Buy the dip, grow the game. By: Alexi Lalas 1110
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Is MLS developing too much talent for Europe? 071
Reposted by WST Fake PitchbotSorryImAnonymous @sorryimanonymo1.bsky.social · 28/07/2026@wstpitchbot.bsky.social The Mainstream Liberal Media often has blindspots. Over on X, this hard-hitting independent journalist is getting deep in the weeds, raking the muck, and asking the questions that real Americans deserve to have answered 171
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Just going to say it…that 3rd place match > the final 030
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026My god Infantino trying to stage hook Trump 080
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Small sample size but the family and friends of ours loved the half time show. Not going to lie, I liked it. Thought Biebs killed the vibe a bit, but Shakira brought it back. 250
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Going to be that bot…but how do we look back on records when more games have been played this World Cup than any other? 220
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026MLS get ready to learn France v England, buddy 030
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The World Cup Final has a lot to live up to 090
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026So when France wins despite the Saka hat trick Tuchel is cooked, right? 010
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Formally requesting a World Cup All Star match in addition to the 3rd place match 030
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/07/2026France playing like a team that wants to show why 3rd place matches shouldn’t exist. England playing like a team that wants to show why 3rd places matches are indispensable. 040
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026It’s almost like the “what went wrong with this USMNT” question can’t be answered with a 300 character hot take that has been regurgitated every four years as if it’s a unique thought. Maybe we should stop that. 7486
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I live 5 hours away from the closest MLS team. Here’s why I’ve chosen to support a club 6 hours from home, on a different continent 🧵 👇 0175
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The Trump Card: FIFA suspends Balogun’s red card, whatever the hell that means, after speaking to US President 040
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Neymar get ready to learn USL Championship, buddy 0140
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Sergej Barbarez, who is he? I don’t know him 000
WST Fake Pitchbot @wstpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Raphael Claus: get ready to learn MLS, buddy 120
Reposted by WST Fake PitchbotMark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 02/07/2026On one hand, Edin Dzeko spent his childhood fleeing genocide. On the other hand, Christian Pulisic had to deal with a very public breakup because he allegedly cheated on his girlfriend by downloading a celebrities-only dating app. So both stars know what suffering is like. 1537
