WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 27/09/2026@gwladruns.bsky.social This will be all on you (or Yotram Ottolenghi) depending on how it turns out. 420
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 26/09/2026File this under "Well that escalated quickly": yesterday mrs cort and I attended the wedding of two (straight) friends if ours, in Brighton. Got kicked out of the reception bar just after midnight. 360
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 25/09/2026#ManCity It'll be less about the titles they'll be stripped of and more about the friends they made along the way. Or something 000
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hang on, wasn't this the original pitch for Robot Wars? 010
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Sitting in my favourite independent coffee shop, warm bahn mi just been brought to my table by the lovely Vietnamese owner. Had worse Satuday afternoons. 020
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Spurs 1st goal of the season being ruled out reminds me of the Woody Allen line: “Last week I gave my girlfriend her first ever orgasm, and then her analyst told her it was the wrong kind…” 010
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Only caught the last 15 minutes, but very impressed with Brighton with what I saw there #MANBRI 000
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Have been working this evening, so only just glanced at the scoreline. Am readying my "Well, there goes that dream" GIF for the final whistle. 000
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Imagine if all the bigots in this country decided to go and live in Piddington (I'm sure right now many are very tempted). Putting aside logistics for a moment (it'd have to be Greater Piddington, at least) I reckon the entire community would fall apart in a Lord of the Flies stylee within a month. 010
Reposted by WSAGcortHassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes 4059762393
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Has anyone learned Spanish via an app? Any recommendations or ones to avoid? Thanks 620
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 04/09/2026On a week away in Lanzarote with Mrs cort. In a bar with Real Betis vs Real Madrid on TV. Isco playing for Betis. Weren't Everton in for him years back? I'd even written a chant: "Let's all have a disco with Atsu, Baines & Isco" which tells you how long ago it was. 120
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 02/09/2026And better still: when anyone asks you to "just" do anything, simply get them to ask again, but without the word "just". The word "just" is usually used to play down the amount of work they are asking you to do and is often quite insulting because it implies the request will take no time at all. 100
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Shuddering to think of the skeletal starting 11 Moyes will select for the Wolves game. 410
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Reckon that Aznou loan deal will be cancelled faster than you can say “Zut alors!” 110
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“Really pleased with my first day as Everton transfer strategist yesterday. Very much looking forward to my first meeting with Mr Moyes this morning.” Etc etc 0161
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Just had a ride in an Uber. Driver had GB News on the radio. Good grief, what drivel. Really is like Fox News, talking up Farage's "resounding victory in the Clapton by-election" & how nervous Burnham must be anticipating facing Badenoch at the despatch box. 240
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I said this season I wouldn’t let Everton dictate my mood, yet we’ve not even kicked off today and I’m been in a YerDa fume for the past two or three hours. Pfft. 050
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Alcaraz on the bench ahead of Dibling, who must be wondering where it all went wrong. #Everton 200
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Moyes' team for tomorrow night*: Travers Rohl Aznou Tarkowski O'Brien Armstrong Hackney Dibbling Johnson George Barry *I reckon. Not my choice, just what I reckon his will be. No room for Alcaraz, Garner to get a run-out but not a start. Actually he'll probably start Mykolenko over Aznou. 000
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 25/08/2026You just sense - know, deep down inside - that Trump will find something nasty and petty to say about the death of one of America's most philanthropic entertainers. That or he'll claim she was his biggest fan. 120
Reposted by WSAGcortDave Brockman 💙💛 @davebrockman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjvW... If you haven't already seen it - or even you have - do enjoy this fine compilation from @bagpuss.org of this 'ere parish. It gets funnier the more you watch it!youtube.comPepto-Bismol Diarrhoea KaraokeYouTube video by Bagpuss 193
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Bournemouth looking sharp ahead of next weekend's game. 000
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My £70m Max team is in the top 500,000 FPL overall, which is quite something given it's packed with players from Hull and Ipswich. #struts 120
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 22/08/2026So basically it's ok - indeed desirable - for a university to retrospectively review the appointment of a black professor, but it's an outrage when an institution takes the same steps against a friend of the extreme right. 020
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I'm here today folks, if musos want to queue for an autograph. sensible-music.co.uksensible-music.co.ukSensible Music - Kings Cross, LondonWorld class recording studios. World class records. World class equipment. 200
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Overnight rain with more forecast today? After two months of solid uninterrupted sunshine? Could today be the first day of a new Test series? Why yes of course it could. FFS. 170
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 17/08/2026One of the ways Uber’s app works out what surge price to offer you is based on your remaining battery power (if you’re nearly out, it’ll price higher as it knows you’ve insufficient charge to shop around). Come the revolution the wall against which cunts will be lined up is going to be pretty long. 030
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 17/08/2026So as things stand, the difference between Everton's squads last season and this are: Lost: Grealish (it would seem), McNeil, Coleman, Gueye, Iroegbunam (tbc) Gained: Norgaard, George, Johnson, Hackney Doesn't exactly feel like we'll finish next season anywhere other than we finished the last one 310
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Started watching Schitt's Creek. Underwhelmed by E1. Apparently it doesn't really land until the end of Series (not Episode) 3 and I really don't think I have the patience. 710
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The irony about the disposable bbq ban is that retailers left with piles of the buggers will throw them away, upon which they'll be incinerated, and all that carbon contained in the coals will be released into the atmosphere thus making global warming even worse. 000
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 14/08/2026If I was Nigel Farage my beef would be with the failure of his £5m security arrangements being unable to guarantee his safety at his own by-election count - not the police or the BBC. 060
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I don't normally go for silly t-shirts but this one did make me laugh out loud: shop.newsthump.com/product/fara...shop.newsthump.comFarage bums swans T-shirtAn original artwork created by Grow up @grow_up_art_ased on the famous Katharine Hamnett/Paul Morley style 'Frankie Says Relax' Tee, and parodying one of the most iconic lines from Phoenix Nights' Bri... 000
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 05/08/2026For many years now I've taken the view that flat earthers don't believe in a flat earth at all, but take intellectual pleasure in the challenge of arguing against an obvious fact. Starting to suspect that those pinhead dancers defending Trump (and now Badenoch) are of a similar mindset. 000
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Listening to Joni Mitchell's 'The Hiss of Summer Lawns'. Perfect album for a summer Sunday morning. 000
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Just had a Proustian rush. music.youtube.com/watch?v=LuhP... Whatever happened to Eddie Waring anyway?music.youtube.comBean BagYouTube video by Herb Alpert - Topic 100
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Same with music. Every year had something special, since then...zip. 000
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 27/07/2026RIP Ronnie le Drew, the hand of Zippy.static.klipy.comRainbow George and Zippy Puppet FunALT: Rainbow George and Zippy Puppet Fun 020
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Love this pic, not so much because of Violet Carson but because of the childhood memories of the wet and dreary Mancunican landscape behind her. (My grandparents were from Bury, this brings back fond memories of driving across to see them on drizzly Sundays). 120
WSAGcort @wsagcort.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Question: parked my car in a public car park Tuesday evening. Have just noticed all this damage on the passenger side sill, including - bizarrely - a large rusty screw someone has inserted underneath the sill. The car is 15 years old. Why would they do jemmy off an old sill? Any ideas? 000
