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Ryan Missanelli

@wrytoast.bsky.social
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Posting mostly about college football and soccer. Go Jags and Roll Tide y’all. Thoughts are my own.

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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 4m
More schools getting official BlueSky accounts is what this place needs to help drown out the awful sports posters
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 1h
It just occurred to me, if Arch Manning wasn’t playing so poorly right now based on the spelling of his name he could very easily get the nickname “The Arch-itect”
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 1h
If y’all wanna get down to visit South just text me and I’ll get her setup with whatever she needs
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Liverpool just shitting their britches today
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
For a fan base that prides itself on knowing golf you’d expect the kicker to have a better chip shot. Certainly to have worked out the hook from his game.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The radio crew for Oklahoma are 1000% those guys at the bar who have known each other for too long and the lack of give a shit they bring with them is aged like peaty scotch
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I just listened to that pick 6 on the radio and the announcers called Arch Peyton Manning multiple times in their excitement
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
alabamaweathernetwork.com/skycams/ This state is so tall Cherokee County looks like a dream while Orange Beach looks like a wet Mordor right now
alabamaweathernetwork.com
SkyCams | Alabama Weather Network
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
South Alabama is right in the path of this thing and has the only 4 year meteorology program in the state. Do they also have a YouTube channel with student meteorologists giving updates? You bet your ass they do. youtube.com/@southalabam...
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AtmosCenter South Alabama
ABOUT ATMOSCENTER: The University of South Alabama AtmosCenter is a student-run broadcast system that provides weather updates to University students, faculty and staff via USA AtmosCenter YouTube, Tw...
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As much as I do like Tennessee for fandom reasons their radio guys fucking rock
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The coach you could have gotten vs. the coach you got
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This threat of this game makes every person in the country who has to take classes on Saturday for whatever reason absolutely ecstatic
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Penn State hired Butch Jones
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kirk Ferentz is offended by going for it on 4th and 5 with a pass play. Repent.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Penn State got outspent by insomnia cookie. Northwestern beating them is the natural progression of their life cycle.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Went for tongue-in-cheek and got Egg Bowl level responses in return. Our English cousins are ready for November.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pretty sure even Everton will be rooting for us that game
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The folks at this bar have started calling Shawn Beamer every time he comes on screen and I can’t think of a more whither thing to do
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They might leave Shane Beamer at the Birmingham airport alla Lane Kiffin after this
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listening to the Tennessee radio call for this game, these announcers fucking rule
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*Pete Carroll seeing Pep Gaurdiola leave after winning a title but before violations impact the program*
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cignetti is a perfect ass in interviews. He’s more articulate than Saban, but his refusal to make eye contact makes him annoying. He’s as confident as Mourinho, but not nearly as charming while talking shit about his team. The man is a gift.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh hell yes, let’s settle in for a long one youtu.be/ofqbBRfsvgg?...
youtu.be
Well There's Your Problem | Episode 202: USS Iowa Turret Explosion
YouTube video by Well There's Your Problem Podcast
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ole Miss fans chanting “Lane Kiffin’s a hoe” to the soccer chant cadence is amazing
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m still not sure this Bama game will last as long as a vintage CBS broadcast
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Billy @billygomila.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It'd take at least a week to audit that forhead
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We’re all gonna get die because a bunch of computer engineering and computer science majors didn’t pay attention in their freshman humanities classes
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The direct line of LSU hiring Brian Kelly to then getting kicked out of the conference is going to be the bloggers feast
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Please let this be sabotage and not just not paying the power bill
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ok. You can turn this off. Clemson’s fucked.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Greg Sankey in Baton Rouge this morning for the injunction hearing and may testify. LSU fans gonna turn the outside of that courthouse into the scenes from A Time To Kill but with less baby oil and hopefully few Molotov cocktails
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Snow Patrol with Chasing Cars now and the play call duo are now in on the game
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hey @sickoscommittee.org the TCU radio call of this game is elite
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They just did Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison. Shoutout to the production crew.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Listening to the TCU radio broadcast on the Varsity Network and they just played Linger by The Cranberries as their lead-in song back from break. Playing in Dublin, they understood the assignment.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
To be clear I’m an Iraola fan, but we need to get the General Mills sponsorship ASAP
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Every Liverpool tie feels like grand larceny these days, going all the way back to last season. I’m not sure the boys in the Kop know what a definitive win or beatdown by Liverpool looks like anymore.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Just a tremendous amount of sitting on our own balls by Liverpool this morning. Pretty sure if we could knee ourselves in the dick we would at this point.
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Checking the Brighton - Villa score will make you feel like this
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Latest batch of hot sauce came out the color of the slime from Ghostbusters 2 so I’m just gonna label it Viggo C. and move on to the next batch
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My god these guys rip youtube.com/@cor64music?...
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Cor64
Synths, retro sounds IG: @cor64music original music under "releases" tab- feel free to contact me for music work :)
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
youtu.be/ncYOVGrbHwo?... This may be the greatest piece of art I’ve ever seen
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The Swedish Chef - Rapper's Delight (The Muppets scene)
YouTube video by Shiny Like
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Mo Salah getting overwhelmed by fans at the airport in the town of his new team? The man is SEC ready, and I’m confident he can bring success to LSU after Kiffin leaves in a couple years. www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...
liverpoolecho.co.uk
Mohamed Salah sends 'incredible' message as he makes Liverpool vow to new club
Mohamed Salah was stunned by the welcome he received from supporters after arriving at Trabzon airport ahead of his move to Trabzonspor
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 01/08/2026
In a memo to schools, the NCAA says it plans to appeal "on an expedited basis" yesterday's court ruling to allow graduated Class of 2022 athletes a fifth year. More on the ruling: www.nytimes.com/athletic/748...
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Now realizing I need the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social crew to identify which planets would be what CFB position
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain taking gold away from North America? What is this, the 1500s?
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Enzo Fernandez looks like the type of man who would go to a brothel and then not tip
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Tuchel pulling a Saban and trying to get a bulletin board material clip with this interview
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
We played like Iowa football but not in those ways where they win games they shouldn’t
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Ryan Missanelli @wrytoast.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Some of y’all who have never paid attention to soccer and keep posting outrage are fucking nerds. Dawg, the fuck did you think FIFA was?
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