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The Traveler

@wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social
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Just a casual observer. I like gaming and cats and all kinds of food and cats again but never as food and comics and dogs I guess and the fact that every scandal in your timeline is called whatevergate.

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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The hague was clearly ineffective. The kills were too clean. In order to prevent another batch of Nazis from cropping up in 50 years, when the trials are complete, the sentences must be equally brutal and humiliating. Give the future incels a shutter when they think about endorsing facism.
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Ahahaha. Task failed successfully
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
It's all gonna be the same shit we've gotten for years. Redacted to bejesus and back. But anyone who leaks the shit... I say just give them golden statue, a lifetime free membership at the bunny ranch and an Applebee's gift card that's good for a free entre with purchase of a second entre.
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
You are an inspiration to everyone who ever had a dream of seeing their creations shine. In the era of AI slop, you are a beacon of hope so keep up the great work.
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
We spent millions on advertising! Cuomo: good! And we have the bot farms churning out 9/11 memorials in November! Cuomo: ok... Oh!! And you got ringing endorsements from Elon musk and Donald Trump! Cuomo:
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a cartoon drawing of a flower with sunglasses and the words fffffffff
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a flower with sunglasses and the words fffffffff
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I believe the next distraction will be a terror attack on US soil. Our POTUS and his family are in bed with Qatar and Saudi Arabia: two countries that are well known to fund terror attacks
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Hey. I just wanted to put something out into the ether because I feel like there needs to be a record where people will see. The führer has deep ties to two terrorist funding countries (Saudi Arabia and Qatar). So it's likely that we'll see an attack as another Epstein distraction.
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
There's literally no reason why they couldn't exist in the same universe. I'm just saying
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Maga removing "you sound vaccinated" from their bag of canned replies after Trump's medical report is released:
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a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting on a swing in the park .
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Give Obama another one just for shits and giggles
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Hey there. I'm looking for a DM I could use as a sounding board.
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I've always said that if even 10% of the population worked together, we could shut down the government by taking all the taxes we would owe and putting them in an escrow account until we actually get some fucking representation
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Things every video game should have: Exit saves The ability to pause if you're offline (looking at you, from software), Change size and color of text Streamer friendly mode (replaces copyright music) A fan base that isn't triggered by the thought of accessibility options
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I was just thinking that kash was probably the cross eyed nitwit George Carlin was referring to in his bumper stickers bit
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Kinda shocked he even showed up
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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a cartoon of spider-man says we 're doomed .
ALT: a cartoon of spider-man says we 're doomed .
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
All I got was some ious for dog food... I don't have a dog
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
They bought that ms13 finger tattoo bullshit. There's no hope
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Any other animes like this
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
This is disappointing. Was really hoping for Alex Jones.
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
It's months old. His stock stated to plummet (faster than after the Nazi salute) and he basically did a half-assed apology and deleted the tweet. Pussy.
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
And a koth fan and a south park fan and a fan of vampire the masquerade
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Oh man, wait til you hear about the guy that live tweeted war plans on an unsecure app with a journalist in the group
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
The devil no longer needs to make Faustian deals. He can now simply promise that if you sign away your soul, you'll get to kick trump in the balls every so often
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Pretty sure there's a commandment or two or seven this bitch is breaking
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
I pronounce bologna the way it is spelled and refer to "milk" as "cow juice." That is all. That is the post.
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Let's be honest; they were pretty gay for trump
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Musk can join lindel, Giuliani, his campaign staff that were convicted obstruction of the muller probe, the rally goes that were left abandoned with no shuttle back, the other rally goers that were abandoned, etc in the list of people abandoned by trump once no longer useful to him.
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Another proposal: every pro ice Facebook post at this point will be a considered a job application to replace a migrant; doing the jobs they "stole from us". Let's see Dean Cain toiling in the fields, being assaulted by pesticides and the harsh sun.
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I prefer the cleric fletchetts. Terrible for a speed run but oh so satisfying
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
The centaurs, I can deal with. The wendigos can get fucked. That and the instant death traps. The ones you have no indicators for. But especially the wendigos when you spawn in and they're just surrounding you. Then you somehow manage to kill them just for the wall to lower and then more wendigos!
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Here's who pays the bill. Every single dickhead that enjoyed the fruits of citizens united. Every single dollar of annual net profit above 100,000,000 that would otherwise be destined for some board/CEO bonuses goes right into the Treasury until we no longer have a deficit youtu.be/C2K-FryxkW8?...
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The Big Beautiful Bill Explained Using Bananas
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
They fall for fucking everything
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Prescription drug prices are gonna go down by 1500% 1000% 600%! Like an auctioneer having a stroke. Either way, I could go backpacking in Chernobyl, come back and make a fortune "buying" cancer meds
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Well shit, dude. I've got chainmail and guts. Time to farm me some bark scorpions
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
He couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Oh wow. Spam bots. Bluesky has truly made it as a social media platform
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Everything gold. A child's understanding of elegance
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Do it, fucker! Let's watch maga learn the hard way just how badly they're outnumbered and outgunned, the latter being literally the only thing they're "the best" at
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Every one of them should be eaten. And not in the fun way
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Except for "I now have the tallest building in NYC"
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
And am I supposed to not buy the states that put people in jail because corporate prisons fine then for not doing so? Am I supposed to not buy the tax filing system that was made needlessly complex? How am I supposed to know which products to buy since they don't release those reports? You're dumb.
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Oh! Acceptable mortality is a concept that exists! Companies actually measure the number of deaths that can occur as a result of their shitty products before it stops being "ok". Need I go on? I can totally go on. I can break the bluesky servers going on.
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
.and in India and almost nowhere else and they are obviously thinly veiled pyramid schemes that ruin relationships, cheap materials are used in road construction so that construction companies can rely on steady work indefinitely since the same roads will be under construction over and over again...
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Just s few examples: for profit prisons can fine the states for empty beds which compels the states that employ harsher penalties for minor offenses. Our tax system is needlessly complex because of lobbying. Seriously, you think tax prep is common in other countries? MLMs are allowed to exist here..
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
I don't know. Who ARE they protecting? Do these seem like the words of someone with nothing to lose? www.thedailybeast.com/all-the-insu...
thedailybeast.com
All the Insults Trump Has Hurled at MAGA in Epic Epstein Meltdown
An extraordinary five days have seen the president slam his own supporters as “selfish,” “weak,” and “bad people.”
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
If they fabricated them, they would have used them. But who the fuck said they had them? I can think of a few other places they might have been
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
It's kinda funny watching idiots like you trip over each other to defend the actions of a pedophile. Now be a good drone and present the same whataboutism involving a diary doctored by a guy who is literally famous for doctoring things and calling it evidence that every other bobblehead presents.
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The Traveler @wrongtimelineguy.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
@thedevil.bsky.social check the thermostat please?
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