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D.J. Switzer

@wrongsideofthepond.com
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Kicking it since '82. Pulling the strings for wrongsideofthepond.com and @addedtime.com. Currently: player, coach, designer (hire me!), occasional podcaster, hot taker. Formerly: F.O. shill, journalist.

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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 1h
Looking for a solid bet this weekend? Put some money down on Bruno Fernandes scoring against Leeds. Why? I played my Wild Card in #FPL today to take advantage of the funds I gained from dropping the Manchester United midfielder from my roster... which means he's an absolute lock for a goal.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 10h
Listen in on your commute, on your break, or while pretending to do work!
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 14/10/2026
Nominating this top-class Beavercreek, Ohio, display I stumbled across this morning for the 2026 Ballon d'Gore – a prize I literally just made up – given to the best soccer-themed Halloween decoration of the season. Any other worthy nominees out there?
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 12/10/2026
Bot test: promotion and relegation isn't economically viable in American professional soccer
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 10/10/2026
One game down, six more to go this weekend... coaching ain't for the weak. #YouthSoccer
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 09/10/2026
It was exciting to dust off the mic and talk soccer again... really appreciate @laurelpfahler.bsky.social offering me the opportunity! Give us a listen and smash that subscribe and like button!
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 26/07/2026
Recap tonight's #HellIsRealDerby between Columbus Crew and FC Cincinnati with me as I join Ken Broo on 700 WLW Sunday morning at 9:36 AM. You can stream our conversation at www.700wlw.com.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 02/07/2026
Recap last night's #USMNT knockout round win in the World Cup over Bosnia & Herzegovina with me as I join Ken Broo today on @700wlw at 12:36 PM! You can stream the conversation at www.700wlw.com
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 12/06/2026
Listening to Warren Barton commentate a game after 10pm... am I watching Fox Sports World in 2007? #worldcup
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 31/03/2026
#coys
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 05/12/2025
With #FIFA awarding their inaugural "Peace Prize" to a politician who has done NOTHING for the sport and for non-sporting, political reasons, they've destroyed their ability to claim themselves neutral arbiters when ruling on their own ban of governmental interference in sporting affairs.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 05/12/2025
Here are the final #2026WorldCup groups after today's draw in Washington, D.C. The expanded format has diluted the field a bit so there's more parity across the groups than in previous tournaments, plus a few TBD's, but I'm leaning towards Groups I and L for my "Group of Death" nod.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 05/12/2025
Here's how the #USMNT 's official 2026 World Cup draw worked itself out: 🇺🇸 - USA, FIFA Rank #14 🇦🇺 - AUS, #26 🇵🇾 - PAR, #39 ⁉️ - TBD The final group spot will be one of 🇹🇷 (TUR #25), 🇷🇴 (ROU 47), 🇸🇰 (SVK 45), or 🇽🇰 (KOS 80). What are your thoughts on Group D and the Americans' odds?
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 15/08/2025
The 2025/26 Premier League season kicks off today which means it's time for you to join the 16th annual WSOTP league in Fantasy Premier League. Hit the link below to embarrass me in my own league: fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto...
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Official Fantasy Premier League 2025/26. Free to play fantasy football game, set up your fantasy football team at the Official Premier League site.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 10/08/2025
Ten years of FC Cincinnati... man. It's difficult to find the right words to capture the complicated emotions intertwined with the club's impact on my life over the last decade. But what I value most about FCC is the platform it provided me to build relationships with so many amazing people.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 27/07/2025
Up early this morning on vacation to watch my former club, and friends on the coaching staff, challenge for a national championship on a national television broadcast. Give 'em hell, Ohio Galaxies!
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 10/07/2025
The new Cosmos' mascot should be a zombie.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 30/06/2025
There's nothing quite like watching the national team in your town on your birthday. #uswnt
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 26/06/2025
FIFA is so desperate to move tickets for the Club World Cup that they have Verizon sending push notifications out for "exclusive discounts". #fifacwc
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 22/06/2025
Kick off your soccer Sunday with me as I join Ken Broo at 9:36 AM as we talk about: 🏟️ The FIFA Club World Cup 🇺🇸 The state of the USMNT 🦁 FC Cincinnati's dip in form 🌹The USWNT's impending visit to the Queen City Listen in by tuning your dial to 700 WLW or you can stream it live at www.700wlw.com.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 15/06/2025
Today's a seismic day for soccer in Cincinnati... I played in my first over-40 match.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 13/06/2025
Guys, I'm trying real, real, real hard to gather any sort of excitement for tomorrow's kickoff of the revamped FIFA Club World Cup... and I just can't. #FIFACWC
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 06/06/2025
Not even a "thank you" for his services or accomplishments? With this piss-poor excuse of a Friday news dump announcement, you'd think Ange was at Spurs for a month and lost every match. Nothing will ever change at Tottenham until Levy divorces himself from sporting decisions. #coys
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 06/06/2025
This extremely good girl has better control with her right foot than I do.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 06/06/2025
As a Tottenham supporter of 30+ years, I love that Ange Postecoglou had the balls to say, "Our injury-ravaged squad can't compete on all fronts this season, we're safe from relegation and can't get into Europe through the table...let's go all in on the Europa League and finally win something!" #coys
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 06/06/2025
Nothing says "Welcome to our country!" like Customs and Border Protection reminding you they'll be keeping an eye on you while you're here for the #FifaClubWorldCup.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 28/05/2025
On one hand, I can appreciate that I haven't had to coach in mid-summer heat yet this spring. On the other hand, it's super freaking annoying that I haven't gone a single week without having to contemplate cancelling a training session.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 28/05/2025
Just ignore that our last episode was our Premier League preview show... and enjoy our Premier League REVIEW show! Listen in wherever you listen to podcasts, or stream it at the link below.
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#Pondcast: Like we never went away
What? It’s totally normal to only record a “weekly” soccer podcast twice during the whole season. And that’s why we’re following up our 12th annual Premier League seas…
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 25/05/2025
Spend some of your Sunday with me and Ken Broo as I join him on 700 WLW at 11:36 AM to look ahead at this evening's FC Cincinnati vs Atlanta United match. Stream it live at www.700wlw.com.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 23/05/2025
We don't do sales that often, so you better get in there...
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Added Time Outfitters @addedtime.com · 21/05/2025
We're gonna have to make a third one now, aren't we? 🏆 #coys
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 21/05/2025
The last time Spurs won a trophy, my wife and I weren't even dating. The last time they made a final, my kids were all little. Today, I got to celebrate a major title with them all. The emotions are real. #coys
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 21/05/2025
MATE
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 21/05/2025
COME ON YOU SPURS! 🏆🏆🏆🏆
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 21/05/2025
#COYS!
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 21/05/2025
We're ready for the Europa League final here in Cincinnati ... COME ON YOU SPURS! #COYS
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 18/05/2025
The quality of the soccer on display in the opening 25 minutes of the #HellIsRealDerby has been phenomenal. Different sides with different strengths–but each really pushing the other. Ohio soccer, it's the heart of it all.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 14/05/2025
Don't get me wrong: I love the epic power struggle between sects of space wizards and their super cool laser swords... but for me, Andor is the best ever #StarWars media. The writing is phenomenal. The acting is top class. And with characters cut from all cloths, it's so much more relatable.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 09/05/2025
He's really doing it... he's really trying to play for them all. Godspeed, Kei.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 08/05/2025
COYS!
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 08/05/2025
Tryouts as a #youthsoccer club coach.
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a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 06/05/2025
Barça-Inter has easily been the most entertaining two-legged European tie of my lifetime. Both legs have been pulsating thrillfests. The kind of games you never want to end. #ucl
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 27/04/2025
You always remember your first 🏆... undoubtedly the first of many.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 26/04/2025
Aging hamstrings are the most fickle bastards ever.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 22/04/2025
Happy Andor Day to all who celebrate. #StarWars
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 20/04/2025
Whether you're staying up tonight to watch FC Cincinnati take on the Chicago Fire at Soldier or catching the highlights in the morning, recap all the action with me and Ken Broo tomorrow morning around 10:36 AM on 700 WLW. #FCCincy
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 14/04/2025
Using gridiron helmets to advertise their game in Cleveland?! At this point, I feel like the Crew F.O. are trying to make their own supporters angry.
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 13/04/2025
Evergreen content. #coys
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 11/04/2025
Your kids will be begging for this next Christmas
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D.J. Switzer @wrongsideofthepond.com · 11/04/2025
Morning soccer press conference texts from @tanaweingartner.bsky.social 😂
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