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Born '95 ♉| she/her ♀️ 🇩🇰 AroAce ♠️ | ASD | for some reason didn't start proper fangirling 'til my late 20s | indie animation fan | pretentious bitch | mostly here for the Stolitz fanart Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Fuck ai 🖕

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Assassiningly Witchie 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 🇨🇺 🇬🇱 🇮🇷 🇱🇧 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇻🇪 @writing4witches.bsky.social · 1h
What's today??
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🎆 @oliviared-0.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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kjcon.bsky.social @kjcon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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grem 🔞🌿 @ourladygrem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
an absolutely reasonable reaction 🔔🎀 #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo
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My account will also not be spoiler free when new episodes drop on Prime 👀
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I saw a clip from an interview with John Grisham, where the interviewer asked if he was using ai for his next book. He answered that he's written 50 books before ever hearing about ai. What's with trying to convince artists to deskill themselves?? 🤨
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こまってぃん @komatennen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
「お前は俺の…」
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This will never not be funny. 🤣 #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Stella
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tea @stltz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
blitzo u sly dog #Stolitz
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S: I am not your ex. B: that's right, you're my horse S: oh, darling, that's the most romantic thing you've ever said to me *covers Blitz' face in kisses B: ☺️
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Assassiningly Witchie 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 🇨🇺 🇬🇱 🇮🇷 🇱🇧 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇻🇪 @writing4witches.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In case anyone was wondering, I watched The Good Place for the first time back in April, & the words "what we owe to each other" lives in my head now 🫣
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The Good Place Cast Eating Frozen Yogurt
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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
idk I just think they'd get along
Blitz Helluva Boss stands across from Wile E Coyote Looney Tunes. Blitz says, "Sooo let's see if I got this right... First you lay out the seeds to STOP the bird." Wile nods.

Blitz goes on, "Then you grab 'em REAL tight..." He's starting to look excited. Wile nods again.

Blitz asks, "... Uhhh and then what?" Wile looks very excited, licking his lips as he produces a sign that says, "EAT HIM." 

Blitz replies, "FUCK YEAH!! Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Eat out that birdpuss sloppy style!"

Blitz imagines eating out Stolas' birdpuss sloppy style, just as he said. Wile imagines the Roadrunner on a dinner plate, tied up so nicely in a red bow. They're both salivating and looking kinda horny about it.
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I think I understand why some people are staying socials since the trailer 😶 The discourse really has fucked me up, but since I'm already here, I can't stay away 🫣 But I want to say something: it bothers me that so much of the discourse is hyper-individualistic & unempathetic.
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Stolas's Annoyed Look in Helluva Boss
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TIM 🫐 @timosha1228.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Romantic #Helluvaboss #stolitz #Blitzø #Stolas
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zero_lawliet @zerolawliet.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
They are back this year!!! Let's goooo!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 Let this not be wishful thinking please, I need them 🥲 #helluvaboss #HelluvaBossFanart
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Nickie Cassiopeia Dark @nickiecdark.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's Millie Time!! Only one video left & I'll be fully prepared for season 3 😁 #helluvaboss youtu.be/t6F0mmvv4Fg?...
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⛧☾ Helluva Holly ☽⛧ @helluvaholly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All roads in hell lead back to them 💕 #Stolitz #HelluvaBoss‌
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Xan Mariposa @xanmariposa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#stolitz In this AU they are happy and even made a couples blanket! 🥺
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Elcee Rod 🦔🇵🇷 @elcee-rod.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry I’m repeating it but I’m still processing it: you really can’t reduce the Grimoire deal to just Stolas holding Blitz’s source of income over his head when it was Stolas’s rightful property that he needed for the full moon. The sex itself was secondary.
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Nickie Cassiopeia Dark @nickiecdark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm finishing up the Millie video right now - it should be out in a few hours 🤞 Hope everyone will enjoy it 💓
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Helluva Boss: Millie's Cute Expressions
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Assassiningly Witchie 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 🇨🇺 🇬🇱 🇮🇷 🇱🇧 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇻🇪 @writing4witches.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once Stolitz get married, Blitz will purposely call Stolas his 'boyfriend' half the time, just so Stolas will correct him 🤭
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🐉Saturn🐉CEO of Man Wife Peter @xxdragonvenomartxx.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AI kills polar bears Please say no to ai and save the polar bears.
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I need to lock in & practice my digital drawing skills, so I can finally learn how to colour & shade 🤓
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Val 🌕✨ @valahel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Fall! Here's something sweet to warm you up! 🍁🍂💫 · · ─ ·✶· ─ · · #stolitz #stolitzfanart #helluvaboss #helluvabossfanart
A digital illustration of Stolas and Blitz. They're sitting on a park bench, wearing cozy outfits in shades of brown and orange. There are pumpkins on the bench and dozens of different leaves and glowing lights floating around them.
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How much do you like these tropes?? Enemies to lovers: 9/10 Second chance: 6/10 Fake dating: 9/10 Friends to lovers: 8/10 Age gap: 3/10 Found family: 10/10 Grumpy x sunshine: 10/10 Pregnancy: 0/10 Slowburn: 7/10 Love triangle: -10/10
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Kelkilou 🧡 Inferno Fest UK Sep 26-27 🔥 @kelkilou.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's Snuggly Stolitz time~ UvU I need to practice drawing Blitz so I can draw these two more…Anyway, I am EXTREMELY hyped for Season 3!!! Aaaaaaa #helluvaboss #stolitz
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grem 🔞🌿 @ourladygrem.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
stolitz as established lovers 💕 #helluvaboss #stolitz #stolas #blitzo
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I swear, they would project ads directly into our brains if they could 😑
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Sorry about my freakout yesterday 🫣 I guess I have allowed myself to hyperfixate so much for too long, the thought that I could be disappointed & not want to watch anymore was affecting me 😥
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🌈Kayla (Kighla) @dojoloachz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah yeah Yama's got me on that Wilerunner shit but I'm making it Stolitz
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Yissie @yiselcoffee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Love letter comic <3 #coyotevsacme #wileroad #wilerunner
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Trixx😈🔞 @imptrixxs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Crazy how we’ve reached the point of Puritanism and cultural sanitization that swearing a bunch could now be considered an act of resistance. Anyways fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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Shit. I thought I was getting excited about S3 again, but now I'm all scared again & only made it worse for myself by looking for analysis reels on Instagram 🫣 My life would be easier if I could be a multi shipper & be hyped about Stolas + Vassago, but dammit, I can't get there 😓
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Is BlueSky tweaking or something?? Cuz I keep getting the notification that the same person has liked a specific post of mine 🫤
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My childhood self has been validated now that Wile E Coyote X Roadrunner are the most popular ship in the Looney Tunes fandom 🙌
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My problem is that I can't mute a certain ship without missing out on actually good fandom discussion 🙃
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Sir Norman of Nowhere. CSE. 🏴‍☠️ @sirnorman.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Remember folks, Judaism is a religion. Zionism is a political project. Anti-Zionism is not Antisemitism.
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Maloy✸ @spooonochka.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I got them married #helluvaboss #Stolitz
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I wish I didn't feel so self-conscious at the prospect of ruining someone's good mood, bcuz sometimes I really need to speak my feelings & let people know when they make me uncomfortable 🫤 I.e. don't joke about killing or otherwise harming people over boardgames - it's creepy.
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Glitz @glitzbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
here's one of the silly little #stolitz comics I did for Maid to Sin!
"Mmm..." Stolas sighs as he surveys the two coins and pocket lint in his hand. He thinks, "My monetary gains have been rather sparse today..."

But he perks up as he remembers, "Perhaps I should implement Verosika's expert advice!"

Flashback to Verosika's advice: She's bent forward with a spoonful of whipped cream as she explains, "Be sure to bend over and give 'em a nice eyeful. Even better if you can draw attention to the goods—"

She demonstrates by dragging the spoon over her chest, some of the whipped cream getting on her titties. "Oops! What a dirty mess I've made~" she play acts. "I'm suuuch a klutz~!"Stolas is now with his next customer, who is Travis Hazbin Hotel. Stolas asks, "More coffee for you, sir?" as he bends forward to pour a cup. Blitz is in the background, taking advantage of the view. 

"Would you like cream with that?" Stolas asks, holding up a little saucer of cream and "accidentally" spilling some on his chest feathers. 

"Oh my! How very clumsy of me~!" Stolas coos. Travis seems to be enjoying the show and Blitz is clearly Not Happy about it."Woah! Got real messy there, didja?" Blitz asks as he suddenly pops up behind Stolas with a cloth. He offers, "Here, lemme just—"

Stolas tries to interject, "Oh! I-It's quite alright, Blitz—!"

Blitz uses his free hand to pull Stolas closer to his side as he looks at Travis and says, "Now what kinda boss would I be if I let my employee walk around lookin' like someone just shot a load all over his feathered tits, huh?" Travis is just smiling politely.

Blitz leans in with the cloth saying, "Don't worry, I got it for ya—"

But then instead of using the towel, he starts to lick the cream off Stolas' feathers."BLITZY!!" Stolas exclaims, hearts in his eyes as Blitz goes to town on his feathered titties. 

Blitz says, "I like mine with cream AND sugar. C'mere~" He reaches for Stolas' face to pull him closer.

They end up making out on Travis' table, but he definitely doesn't mind. He looks thrilled as he films the show.
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On the twenty-first day in the month of September in the early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies do, in the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places
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Audrey II the Plant Monster
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I appreciate how different the energy between the teaser & the trailer are 🫢 Teaser: we're in for more heart & more silly adventures with these goobers Trailer: A-N-G-S-T!! The magic of editing 🙌
Frame from Helluva Boss season 3a teaser, showing Millie comforting Stolas at the IMP officeFrame from Helluva Boss season 3a teaser, showing teenage Stolas playing around in his greenhouse with VassagoFrame from the Helluva Boss season 3a trailer, showing Blitzø begging Stolas to make their relationship workFrame from the Helluva Boss season 3a trailer, showing Blitzø and Stolas arguing in the corridor of the courthouse in Envy
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I also feel like this needs to be said: Stolas doesn't owe Blitz a relationship or sex, no. BUT he does owe him respect. If Blitz is begging for a relationship, Stolas needs to decide whether he wants that or not - & if he doesn't, he needs to be honest about it-
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_ @haramibara.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
#Stolitz fluffy🪽
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khøsh 🦉🦎 stolas’ drenched booty shorts @khosh3kh.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sometimes I'll Consciously Remember that the VAs don't write their own characters, and that while they've deffo put a ton of thought into them, their answers are not official-official and then I giggle a little realizing that most convention panels are just... nerds chatting about headcanons
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Jess @kiaxian2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Comic I made for @moonmanezine.bsky.social ! San Francisco is my fave city, so of course I had to send #Stolitz there 😇
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zero_lawliet @zerolawliet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The real conflict this season is going to be Blitzø 's raging bon**🍆🍆🍆 #helluvaboss #stolitz
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Okay, but let's be real: Stolas felt the need to get Blitz' permission to DANCE with some guy even after he thought Blitz didn't want a relationship with him. It's not very Stolas-y to hear Blitz express earnest feelings for him & then go fuck around while still living on Blitz' couch.
Stolas in his baby gay slut outfit from the Helluva Boss season 3a trailerScene from Helluva Boss season 2 episode 9 Apology Tour, showing Stolas silently asking Blitzø permission to go off to dance with Better-Than-Blitzo Guy
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What if, Vassago saw Stolas' destiny to have a great messy love story & was trying to encourage him to be open-hearted when Blitz came back to him 🤔
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This part could give a whole new meaning to "I swear to fuck he just lays there, staring at the wall, while I have to do everything" 😬
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