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Zuri

@teamstolitz.bsky.social
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She/Her ||Adult 🔞||ADHD 🐿️ ||Married💍 *Hyper Fixated øn Stølitz 🦉🩷🦎 *Øver use øf emøjis 🌈🦋🦄✨🍭🫧💖 *Surviving life and healing❤️‍🩹

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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 4h
Do you guys think Stolitz uses/used condoms? #HelluvaBoss #Stolitz
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 12h
This will never not be funny. 🤣 #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Stella
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TenshiK🦊 @tenshikits.bsky.social · 17h
Everyone on BSky: Blitz loves his Birb so much! Look- He drew Stolas as a cute lil horsie! SO cute! Me, sobbing into my cereal: Blitz took ART CLASSES he couldn’t afford to get good enough to draw his Birb as a horse! HE TOOK A CLASS TO GET IT PERFECT FOR STOLAS CAUSE HE’S FANCY!
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 14h
Can we all collectively agree that no matter what happens this season, this plant deserves justice?
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 15h
Maddie always makes so much sense! @artyphex.bsky.social #HelluvaBoss #Stolitz
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know trailers are misleading, but all of the “what ifs” and the unknown has me like… ⤵️ 🎶 All this what if, what if, what if, what if, what if, what if, why why why why why why, makes me Burn! 🎶 #HelluvaBoss
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LMAOOO!!! 💀
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We are so fucked, and not in the good way! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At least she didn’t drop in on #Stolitz going at it! 🤣
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This makes me feel some type of way. The artwork 1000/10!! 😍
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He’s so dramatic. 😂 #HelluvaBoss #Stolas
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Viv/Spindlehorse, this is what we want!
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Viola - back to being M&M trash @violet120.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What’s really happening here is that Stolas just learnt he’s no.153 in line to ‘fuck Moxxie’ And Blitzo doesn’t know how to tell Stolas that the line never moves Due to Moxxie being monogamous
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Viv liking all of this sexy stolas/Stolas slut era stuff is making me insane! WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?! 😭😭😭 #HelluvaBoss #Stolas
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Helluva Boss: Stolas Crying
ALT: Helluva Boss: Stolas Crying
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fanizzie.bsky.social @fanizzie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This owl is spreading his wings tonight🦉💜 This one took me quite a while, but I really wanted to draw Stolas in this outfit too! ❤️✨ #Stolas #HelluvaBossStolas #HelluvaBossFanart
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Everyone, meet Blitzø. I rescued him from PetCo. #Blitzø
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have made it my mission, ever since this bitch made his appearance in Mastermind, that I was going to be a major anti (as I’m hardcore #Stolitz). but after seeing/hearing Harvey and how kind he is, this asshole is now one of my favorite birds. 😒 #HelluvaBoss #Vassago
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just saw a TikTok video talking about how doomed Blitzø is because this unlucky bastard gets the tower card, and apparently the tower means Doom and Destruction. 😭💔😭💔 #HelluvaBoss #Blitzø
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IMP Associate || COMMS CLOSED @impassociate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'mma be real idk what I'm doing with these designs/outfits bedsides loving drawing them. It's clearly some form of alternate universe but in what way and to what extent I have no idea.
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IMP Associate || COMMS CLOSED @impassociate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blitzy will be okay.
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’s such an asshole. 😂
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stolas’s fuckass hat 🎩🍉 @hellamews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#stolitz in season 4 (manifesting)
stolitz redraw based on a meme I saw on twitter. blitz sits on the couch in the out-of-focus background, winking with a cheeky smile on his face. in the foreground is the tips of stolas's fingers, holding a keychain connected to a silver heart-shaped carabiner. the keychain reads "i love you for who you are but that DICK sure is a bonus". both have visible golden wedding rings on their final left fingers.
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Blitzø’s happy place. 🐴 #HelluvaBoss #Blitzø
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve had enough angst for today… When Stolitz has sex again, where and how do you think it’ll happen? #HelluvaBoss #Stolitz
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Mission Zero Helluva
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Ness🩷🦎 (HB S3 🦎🩷🦉) @nesspenguin89.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Vassago: “Is this a Cliffhanger, ay Nooooo” Harvey’s expression I love it 😂🤩 #HelluvaBoss‌ #Vassago
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🦉🍑😍🔥🥵 #Stolas
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two of my favorite lines mashed together. #HelluvaBoss
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alright my fellow degenerates. Since nobody else is going to address this, I will. With Stolas being a guy, this means he has sperm/semen, which also means the mess made during/after sex isn’t only Blitzø’s. For the sake of Loona, I hope they at least put a towel down or something.
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Man, season 3 hasn’t even aired yet and I’m already impatient for season 4 of #HelluvaBoss 😩
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交尾しやすい @yasui114514.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I want to see Stolas beating the shit out of someone again. 🔥😍 #Stolas #Andrealphus #HelluvaBoss
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Rom 🪴 @romcomtelecom.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“You’re my light,” Stolas sings to himself, into a void. “You’re my heart,” Blitzø sings to himself, into a void. Never forget, we know more about how they feel about each other than they do. It’s not an if/when at this point. It’s how. The real masterminds are the showrunners.
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Noct Ikka @noctlurn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Goth Stolas 🐦‍⬛ He looks really good, ngl #HelluvaBoss‌ #HelluvaBossfanart #Helluvabosstrailer #Stolas
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Am I the only one who wants to see this thirsty bitch again? I think it would be so funny to see her reaction if she were to walk in on #Stolitz going at it in #Blitzø office or something. 🤣 #HelluvaBoss
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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just had to edit it 🤣
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aka Larryisnotagirl @eveybdysgottalearn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Me this month #helluvaboss
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stolas is my favorite Disney princess.
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LMAO!!!! It’s been awhile since I’ve seen GF and I just now realized he’s holding a vibrator. I thought it was a microphone 😭
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Paimon is an asshole, but I love him! 😂
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✨ seb ✨ thriving for stoly’s hoe phase @pipsqueakparker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
trailers provide no context & that is their intended purpose, just show bits that will excite/elicit a reaction. they’re all, purposefully, out of context. just in case anyone needed a comforting reminder. we actually, technically, still know nothing.
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ssylveon 💕comms are open✨ @ssylveon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Very glad we all agree that HE has something to do with this ….. #stolas #angeldust #helluvabossfanart
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Felted Hearts (COMMS OPEN) @felthearts4.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She was fun to put in the Stolas redraw meme! I cropped it way in 'cause she's so small. #Niffty #HazbinHotel #HazbinNiffty
An illustration of Niffty from Hazbin Hotel, kneeling on the sink counter in a dim bathroom with red wallpaper. She's peering in the mirror with a makeup brush in one hand, wearing a black harness top, red miniskirt, and black opera gloves and knee-high stilettos.
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🪶 𝕯𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖆 🪶 @doriaplume.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
🦉🦜📸 — ♈️❗️ “Stolas, something went wrong with our selfie…” • #HelluvaBoss #HelluvaBossFanart #Stolas #Vassago #Stolassago #Stolago #Blitzø
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
😍😭💔❤️‍🩹
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No matter what happens this season, let’s all remember that this is a work of ✨fiction✨ and is meant to bring fun and enjoyment. It’s okay to share your thoughts/opinions/feelings, but let’s choose to be kind with each other and emotionally support each other when things get tough. ✌🏼 #HelluvaBoss
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Sheepy - CEO of lovingly roasting Blitzø @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have a bad feeling that both of these morons are gonna get absolutely mobbed by the fandom this season 🙃 BABYGIRLS GET BEHIND ME! I’LL PROTECT YOU!
Blitz being a cutie patootie and holding a plant 
Stolas being a cute little baby gay in his eyeliner and crop top
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zero_lawliet @zerolawliet.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The real conflict this season is going to be Blitzø 's raging bon**🍆🍆🍆 #helluvaboss #stolitz
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Sheepy - CEO of lovingly roasting Blitzø @neuroticsheep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Blitz: Look, Stolas, I know we don’t always see eye to eye, but— Stolas: That’s because you’re short Blitz: Ok, first of all, fuck you
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Zuri @teamstolitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Do you guys remember when this short came out, we all thought Stolas was under the desk? #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Blitzø
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Athena 🎙️💜StellarTemptation💜🎂21/10💜 Helluva Season 3 Hype 💜 @nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This season is going to be something huh... (Spent a while getting the delivery the right level of knife twisting...) Original Comic: _kaenin Blitzø: @atrench93.bsky.social Stolas: @nyantifacatgirl.bsky.social Music: @wossogsd.bsky.social #HelluvaBoss #Stolas #Stolitz #Blitzo #HelluvaBossseason3
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