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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Omg I won at being a client at the vet, something normal to want and possible to achieve, because I used common sense to not let my cat pee before her urine collection and they said they appreciate me 🥰🥰🥰

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

But in other news, I’m finally caught up with Dungeon Crawler Carl! What pop culture have I missed since April?

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’ve recently been very paranoid about my cat getting into something she shouldn’t or being poisoned by, like, shampoo I’ve used for years. I’ve been calming myself down with “But has this or that ever happened before?” GUESS WHO DECIDED TO EAT 14 INCHES OF YARN LAST NIGHT

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Coyote vs. Acme was fantastic! Go see it to spite Warner Bros/HBO but also because it’s a great time

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Alice @thesearethekids.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

By age 25 she was married 20 times, owned her own successful business, and had a thriving future side hustle in pharmaceuticals (poisoning, nose preservation). What's stopping you? #grindset #hustleinspo #betheceoofyourlife #cutoffpeoplesnoses

A BTS shot of the iconic Leslie Jones as Spanish Jackie from Our Flag Means Death #ofmd. She is standing on a sandy beach at the rock's edge, hands on thighs, looking amazing. Behind her are Nathan Foad and Madeleine Sami, to her left is Nat Faxon and to the right Samba Schutte. All are in variations of a military uniform, perched on the scree.

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

How I feel showing my family the neat stuff I made at pirate camp (thank you forever for the painting tutorial @deanbird.bsky.social and the awesome needlepoint project @tenderashell.bsky.social!)

Meme from Arrested Development. Buster in his army uniform showing off misc. stuff with the text: These are my awards, mother from army”. In this version, he is holding a needlepoint pin that says “Writer? Hardly know her” and a painting of two mermen. “Army” has been replaced with “pirate camp”.

Holding an embroidered pin that says “Writer? Hardly Know Her”

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

SO much gathering and I already miss everyone so much 😭😭😭

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

This is throwing me through a loop. I’ve been told I’m very likeable. I win over clients that hate other teams. I got our electric company to trim a tree when they told our neighbor no. So why am I the one who sets up play dates? Is everyone an introvert except for this family that doesn’t like me?

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Very Ed Teach at the pool last night in the sense that I ended up running into some parent friends/frenemies and felt veeeeeery “You’re all fickle” and wanted to burn everything down at the end of the night

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I feel like I could write a dissertation on Dungeon Crawler Carl, but then I remember how much my PHD friends hated writing their dissertations so maybe I could write a 12th grade AP English paper

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Today my dad told me that my grandma used to drink iced coffees and I was absolutely shocked because I genuinely didn’t know that iced coffee was a thing before 1995 earliest

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Alrighty Husband has an interview this morning - he’s been unemployed since March so send alllllllllll the vibes please

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debs 🏴‍☠️🩸 @edstede.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

i got almost no donations so far and im desperate so please signal boost this if you can

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Ok yes, 30% of why I made my friends go to this restaurant was so I could get a picture of the pepperoni pizza Blackbeard flag. Worth it, even though I ended up waaaaaaaaaay too drunk on blackberry lemonade mimosas and wanted to die

A Blackbeard flag, but instead of a spear, it’s a pizza spatula and the heart is a piece of pepperoni pizza. It’s great

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Oh it’s “excellent day” day! Happy birthday, sentient plant sex pollen fic

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ana 🏴‍☠️⚔️ @edwarbteach.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

best conversation starters: 1. do you have any pets? 2. what’s your favorite season? 3. what are you best at? 4. 5. 6. 7. you ever feel trapped? like you're just treading water, waiting to drown

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

HILARIOUS mystery solved. I’m still fighting with my mom, today she hit me with a comment about my husband piling on and I was BAFFLED because he hasn’t said anything. Then she referenced a text my dad read to her (which opens with HI DAD and continues in first person about ongoing events) 1/?

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Thoughts and prayers, I’m about to try to put new eyeliner on 🙏

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

TW: Dark humor about my eating disorder recovery (I’m ok, but my brain can’t stop making this reference. We do a good job being body positive or neutral, and my kid was just being goofy, but it was a moment of eeesh)

Dean from Community meme. The top text says “my 7 year old making a silly comment about my tummy in a bathing suit”. The bottom says “hmm this better not reawaken anything in me”

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Ok like, the final chapter of my fic is written. All I have to do is upload it to AO3, give it one last look through, and probably make some edits while I fix formatting SO WHY AREN’T I DOING IT?

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foppish michael @dryltt3.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

life is at least a little beautiful idk

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Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I’m just a girl, standing in front of AO3, asking it stop freezing on the “prove you’re not a robot” page and let me finish the fic I was almost done reading 😭😭😭

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

HECK YEA I got roller skates for Mother’s Day. Those 7-9 months of morning sickness were all worth it

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Ever get news from your parents and you’re like “ohhh nooo this is another semi-toxic trait I’m going to have to unlearn”?

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

AGH new Noah Kahan album hurts so good. It made me cry and I’m like “I’m having the time of my life”

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Anyways I got an undercut! I’m ready for the cyberpunk dystopia

Girl with short brown hair and a sweater with birds in it. Part of the hair is shaved

Girl in haircut cape showing off shaved side of her head

Shhh secret undercut. Girl with brow hair and bird sweater smiling

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Question 1: Is “Should I get an undercut?” The new “Should I get bangs?” Question 2: Have we given Ed an undercut yet?

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Me: I’m sick 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Husband: Why don’t you listen to Dungeon Crawler Carl 😃😃😃😃😃😃 Me: Well now I’m sick AND sad AND more mad at capitalism than usual

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Ha my parents recommended Deadloch to me and it was so out of left field that I was like “Is there a different Deadloch?”

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I have been getting allergy shots every week since OCTOBER so why is the outside making me cry?????????????????

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I swear every time I open threads, it’s like walking into a room full of people for whom it’s their first day on Earth. Like, leave fanfic authors alone? I know it’s a lot of people’s first time in fandom and we all start somewhere but like… basic common sense?

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a man in a suit is holding three boxes of pizza .

Alt: Troy from community, joyfully carrying pizza into a room. His face turns to horror as he sees the room is on fire

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Took my daughter to a kid’s acting and movement workshop and wore my theatre camp hoodie so the man in the banana costume would know I’ve taken as many improv classes as he has

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

The parenting is working - my husband complained about the sun getting in his eyes and my 7 year old sang “Blinded by the light” at him

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Does anyone else get Kurt Vonnegut vibes with Dungeon Crawler Carl? Or is this just a me thing?

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Not about anyone specifically, but through 4 years of reading OFMD fic it’s been really cool watching people’s writing get stronger and stronger and I think that’s neat and I’m proud of all of us

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I don’t remember my actual OFMD-versary, but I know it’s around this time 4 years ago because if I look at my 2022 photos I’m like “Oh I remember talking about OFMD waaaaaay too much at this joint birthday party. And Passover. And this pretend Titanic dinner…”

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Realized we (my family) never invented Jewish Easter traditions, so today we’re doing the Pokemon movie (there’s resurrection, just like Jesus!) and order Chinese food for holiday continuity

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

We did early Passover at 4 PM and now I’m toasted and full of horseradish and I’m going to eat flourless chocolate cake for like, 6 hours god bless us everyone

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

#WIPWednesday! SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS for the final chapter of Let It Once Be Me. This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever written and I’m so excited to share it with y’all.

Ed didn’t want Stede to feel unloved a minute longer. He immediately turned off the shower and ran into the bedroom to get dressed. He jammed himself into his leather pants - fuck they were hard to get into when he was sopping wet, but who had time for towling off when there was a love confession to make?

Pants wriggled into, shirt thrown on, Ed ran to the elevator. He jammed the “down” arrow impatiently, but the elevator was stopping at every fucking floor. Rude.

Ed flipped the elevator off and raced to the fire escape stairs. The leather pants continued to be a (sexy) hazard as he nearly fell trying to slide down the railing, but he recovered and hurled himself down the steps two by two.

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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

i can’t explain but this is fic writing

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Are people on Threads? I joined because that’s where I saw Heated Rivalry fanfic recommendations coming from and I feel very 🧍‍♂️[dude standing awkwardly by himself]

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Jenn overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I just think it's really neat that you can explore yourself through fiction. I love that it can be so personal and confrontational. It's humbling to realize the traits that make you love and identify with a character so much are sometimes the same you find lacking in yourself. You are lovable.

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Writer? Hardly Know Her (Sam) @writer-hardly.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Whoever is going to have to debate my daughter in high school should be shaking in their Velcro light up shoes now

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