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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

White clover flowers, straight out of the lawn. Specifically remember doing this while crouching behind my grandpa's truck so I didn't get caught.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Dogsitting again. The 50-pound puppy wants to be a lap dog. Or a crawl-up-behind-you-on-the -couch-until-she-half-crushes-you dog. She's very sweet.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

When I dropped Oliver off at the vet yesterday (just having his glucose monitored, he came home that afternoon), there were three kittens in to be spayed whose names were Fancy, Mavis, and Hazel. Fancy, Mavis, and Hazel!

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Welp, Oliver has diabetes. It is (seemingly) not as dire as it was with Tolly. I gotta give him insulin twice a day, along with his thyroid meds. He is a scraggly little 80-in-cat-years man.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

ME: What do you call it when your upper back and chest hurts, and you get light-headed and sweaty and fucking collapse? DR: Esophageal spasms PSYCH: You're old and stood up too fast, also don't eat hot chips.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Okay so the collapsing in a parking lot was separate from the Very Heart Attack-y episode. But also pretty heart attack-y.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

So a few weeks ago I had symptoms of a heart attack (and just lay down until it went away bc haaaa), and my doctor was like "Let's assume it's GI" and prescribed me pepcid, and my psychiatrist was like "At your age your body just stops working, which is why you collapsed in a parking lot," so.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Ace update: one of his favorite toys is an overgrown yellow squash

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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Getting licked by a bee is strange and adorable

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Puppy update: my dad decided he wanted one of the puppies. Everybody, meet [tbd].

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I mean, I don't know why, but sure.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

My dad hauled in a huge bunch of mistletoe that fell out of a tree. Drove up on the four-wheeler while I was potting some plants like "Want some mistletoe?"

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I AM BEING NICE TO THE PUPPIES. I played with them. I don't know their names, so they are all Little One. Except the one who has white toes; he is White Toes. They are all the same color, this is chaos.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

I would prefer just looking after one or two puppies. Or maybe even NO puppies. Wow.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

"But nine puppies! What fun!" Puppies are gross. I mean. They're fine. Puppies are fine.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Babysitting nine puppies (and three grown dogs). Get your dogs fixed, everyone! Yes, including that stray that just showed up and might already be pregnant. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR MALE DOG ISN'T NEUTERED. I hate it here.

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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Bold of any movie to assume I'm going to be able to recognize two different characters when they have the same hair

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Steve Hayman 🇨🇦 @shayman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Have you, like me, spent the last 26 years worrying if the Canadian Potato Museum STILL has the display of various potato diseases with potatoes in little coffins? Stop worrying. I checked today. Still there.

A display of diseased potatoes mounted in the wall, each in a little coffin

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Anyway I also found some lubber grasshopper nymphs

A small black grasshopper nymph with an orange stripe down its back

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Like, do we need three in a little group in the treatment area? And another (on a different surface) in the treatment area? And another on the receptionist's desk? And another by the door?

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

My dentist's office is absolutely LITTERED with those tiny plastic Jesuses.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Went outside for ten minutes. MOSQUITOES.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

My A1C is good! Take that, family history of diabetes

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Gotta get blood work tomorrow. Please offer good thoughts for my cholesterol.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I saw a european starling up close for the first time (that I know of) outside a KFC, but that was last year.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I may have also seen a mockingbird and an indigo bunting but didn't get good looks at those

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I'm not an expert on birds, but I have inaturalist and a Birds of North America book my grandma gave me decades ago, so

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Birds that I've seen in the yard: rose-breasted grosbeak, cardinal, blue jay, eastern bluebird, mourning dove, red-headed woodpecker, red-bellied woodpecker (not sure about this one), brown-headed cowbird, eastern kingbird, ruby-throated hummingbird, some kind of wren?

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Took a nap and dreamed I was at my childhood home, and it was pouring rain, and there was a manatee in the creek... being swiped at by a bear.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I cannot carry a conversation. My mom's at the lake this week, and on the phone all I could think to ask her was what birds she had seen (No I haven't been hyperfocusing on birds lately, why would you ask that). Also, the answer was: crows, herons, and TINY BABY DUCKS

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

My dad gave me a million (read: like eight) marigolds leftover from his garden, and I was like, what do I do with these??? So they went by my zinnias, which will inevitably grow tall and flop over on top of them, oh well.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Today I potted some basil and dill and planted celosia seedlings and marigolds in the ground, and I got all sweaty even though it was a very pleasant temperature outside, and now I need more potting soil.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

MORE (I think the one on top is a female rose-breasted grosbeak? Maybe both of the brown ones are, I dunno)

Three birds on a bird feeder, two of them brown, and one of them one of them black and white with a red chest patch

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Couple of rose-breasted grosbeaks (I think)

Two black-and white birds on a bird feeder, one angled so a red patch on its chest is visible

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I made dinner without a recipe, I feel so powerful.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I was preparing myself to hear I'd be losing the tooth. It's not that bad!

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I got good news: the dentist says my broken tooth is an easy fix, and it won't be terribly expensive.

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Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Drove Mom to a doctor's appointment, and, not to give out my mom's health information, but I think we drove an hour just for the doctor to tell her not to drink carbonated beverages?

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