Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Dogsitting again. The 50-pound puppy wants to be a lap dog. Or a crawl-up-behind-you-on-the -couch-until-she-half-crushes-you dog. She's very sweet. 000
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 10/09/2026When I dropped Oliver off at the vet yesterday (just having his glucose monitored, he came home that afternoon), there were three kittens in to be spayed whose names were Fancy, Mavis, and Hazel. Fancy, Mavis, and Hazel! 010
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Welp, Oliver has diabetes. It is (seemingly) not as dire as it was with Tolly. I gotta give him insulin twice a day, along with his thyroid meds. He is a scraggly little 80-in-cat-years man. 000
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 13/08/2026So a few weeks ago I had symptoms of a heart attack (and just lay down until it went away bc haaaa), and my doctor was like "Let's assume it's GI" and prescribed me pepcid, and my psychiatrist was like "At your age your body just stops working, which is why you collapsed in a parking lot," so. 100
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Ace update: one of his favorite toys is an overgrown yellow squash 010
Reposted by Biped, WretchedSarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Getting licked by a bee is strange and adorable 512527516
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 03/06/2026My dad hauled in a huge bunch of mistletoe that fell out of a tree. Drove up on the four-wheeler while I was potting some plants like "Want some mistletoe?" 100
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Babysitting nine puppies (and three grown dogs). Get your dogs fixed, everyone! Yes, including that stray that just showed up and might already be pregnant. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR MALE DOG ISN'T NEUTERED. I hate it here. 111
Reposted by Biped, WretchedWillie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Bold of any movie to assume I'm going to be able to recognize two different characters when they have the same hair 3331
Reposted by Biped, WretchedSteve Hayman 🇨🇦 @shayman.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Have you, like me, spent the last 26 years worrying if the Canadian Potato Museum STILL has the display of various potato diseases with potatoes in little coffins? Stop worrying. I checked today. Still there. 8150171403
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 19/05/2026My dentist's office is absolutely LITTERED with those tiny plastic Jesuses. 100
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Gotta get blood work tomorrow. Please offer good thoughts for my cholesterol. 100
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Birds that I've seen in the yard: rose-breasted grosbeak, cardinal, blue jay, eastern bluebird, mourning dove, red-headed woodpecker, red-bellied woodpecker (not sure about this one), brown-headed cowbird, eastern kingbird, ruby-throated hummingbird, some kind of wren? 110
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Took a nap and dreamed I was at my childhood home, and it was pouring rain, and there was a manatee in the creek... being swiped at by a bear. 100
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I cannot carry a conversation. My mom's at the lake this week, and on the phone all I could think to ask her was what birds she had seen (No I haven't been hyperfocusing on birds lately, why would you ask that). Also, the answer was: crows, herons, and TINY BABY DUCKS 010
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Today I potted some basil and dill and planted celosia seedlings and marigolds in the ground, and I got all sweaty even though it was a very pleasant temperature outside, and now I need more potting soil. 100
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Couple of rose-breasted grosbeaks (I think) 100
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I made dinner without a recipe, I feel so powerful. 000
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 01/05/2026I got good news: the dentist says my broken tooth is an easy fix, and it won't be terribly expensive. 100
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Drove Mom to a doctor's appointment, and, not to give out my mom's health information, but I think we drove an hour just for the doctor to tell her not to drink carbonated beverages? 000
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I went to a wedding by myself and didn't have a panic attack and was having a nice time in the hotel/city with my mom and the next morning my nephew did his very best to obliterate himself in a car crash. 100
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Repotting some haworthia and aloe and have SO MANY EXTRAS. These things grow a lot of babies. 000
Reposted by Biped, WretchedEthan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 10/03/2026Appreciate my lizards bruh 1116723
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I have dreamt more than once about a secret, fourth McElroy brother 000
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 26/12/2025I got my mom new kitchen knives for christmas, decided to wash them for her, and cut myself removing one from the dang packaging. 100
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 31/10/2025All I did for Halloween is wear an orange shirt and black pants to my dentist appointment. Festive. 000
Reposted by Biped, WretchedWolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I would like to wish you a very happy Halloween. 🎃 2640975
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I just think creeping cucumber is an incredibly cute plant 100
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Tipsy and missing my cat. I keep thinking she's at the end of my bed. Every time I walk in my room I want to say hi to her. 000
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Canning dill relish and fistpumping every time I hear a seal ping 000
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Two days after my cat died I went to a family potluck where I only talked to two people (about my cat dying), then went home and puked up my guts. 100
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Welp, Tolly has diabetes and is hospitalized 110
Reposted by Biped, WretchedAlexis Vandom @vandomva.bsky.social · 22/05/2025If this spending bill passes the Senate and is signed into law in its current form, all but the most financially fortunate transgender people will be forcibly detransitioned regardless of their ability - or inability - to produce their own sex hormones. This is a ten thousand-alarm fire. 171984693
Reposted by Biped, WretchedKaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 22/05/2025SNAP makes money! It keeps people from starving! It has literally no downsides! 85% of the country supports it for that obvious reason! 262029570
Reposted by Biped, WretchedDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 21/05/2025You have three days, starting today, to leave a public comment with the FDA about, say, why COVID-19 boosters should remain available to everyone and also free. "Individual consumer" is the category you most likely want (unless you are one of the other categories; if so, choose that).regulations.govRegulations.gov 14537533082
Reposted by Biped, WretchedLeah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 22/05/2025The cuts to Medicaid and Medicare will cut hospital revenue dramatically and likely cause facility closures, thereby affecting the availability of healthcare for everyone. 24588213
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I put together two shelves (one a large corner shelf) by myself except for one brief "hold this" moment. Annnnd I think I hurt my back MOVING the shelves by myself. 100
Biped, Wretched @wretchedbiped.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I made fig leaf syrup after seeing a tiktok by @blackforager.bsky.social and am in the process of trying to make cookies with it. Will report back. 110
Reposted by Biped, WretchedWolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 28/04/2025I seriously admire people who are comfortable molting in public; I always have to hold it 'til I get home. 616725
