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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 2h

Okay yes going for an evening ride singing songs from Night In The Woods is objectively fun and I should do this more

❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 2h

The biggest reason it's fun to joke about being evil is I have so many people I know who would completely miss the /joke/ part. Like I'm sorry but if you think the thing stopping me from founding "Palantir 2" isn't ethics but an IP slapfight that's just objectively silly

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 2h

Fun fact: you can tell I was never in the IDF because the US government wouldn't have tried to recruit me for autonomous swarm systems in Idaho out of grad school had I been Don't worry I turned them down. They didn't even want to pay me well for the hassle of it.

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 2h

I'm just clearing out my drafts before bed

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 2h

Some guy who probably exists in the UK somewhere: "Oh so the migrants can go to Spain but I can't"

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 2h

I am getting ads to be a surrogate and I'm legitimately so fucking confused right now

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Polling Canada @canadianpolling.bsky.social · 3h

See you in the 2027 Quebec spring election!

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 4h

Well I have officially seen Seinfeld for the first time and you can tell how influential it was from how none of it seems interesting anymore. It just came off as dated. Weird to see young Jerry Seinfeld though.

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 8h

Okay it's a little weird being the youngest person in a room by a solid decade or two and having the boomers assume I must be working

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 8h

Wait what do you mean the English and Welsh Greens just declared /Hamas/ a Zionist organization

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 8h

The funniest way I saw somebody describe some nonsense was "so this is one of those non-antisemitic Jew hunts then?"

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

What is a polycule commune except a non formalized corporation where minority stakeholders don't have their rights protected?

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 17h

"Em it's a little too early for vore jokes isn't it?" First of all who said they were jokes and second, as the late Jimmy Buffet once said: it's five o'clock somewhere.

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 17h

This really is the fucking mood of late isn't it?

The "you're parents forgot you" page of Mae's journal from NITW

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 17h

Wait why is Resetti speaking in Yiddish calques now?

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 17h

Wow it really is a dog girl eat dog girl world out there

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RobJFH @robjfh.bsky.social · 23h

Luckily the world isn't undergoing rapid and dangerous warming, so it's absolutely fine that various Green Parties are currently turning themselves into unelectable crank factories... #GreenParty

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 17h

Oh fun. I love seeing "protecting minority rights from an obsessive hateful majority" in the UK being deemed "authoritarian". Delightful. Absolutely not a disgrace of a nation.

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Hey dog girls, who among you hasn't been at least tempted to try one of these yourself?

A photo showing what looks like a washroom with a sign above it saying "pet relief"

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Getting your dog girl a "don't pet me I'm working" vest for her to wear while she writes bullshit software

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

The funniest part about being aro is being asked "but how will you find a nice Jewish doctor"* and getting to say "I /am/ a nice Jewish doctor ...well maybe not so nice" *This is only mostly a meme

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

One of the things about how shitty working an election is is that you end up disproportionately selecting for people who have either some axe to grind or are weirdly ideologically driven.

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

"Posts are not representative of my employer" is for cowards. I don't exist and therefore have no employer.

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Okay so I know CTU is contractually obligated to defend accused teachers /as teachers/ but why are they defending one as a politician? Isn't their brand toxic enough already? Why go and re-endorse a candidate after they were credibly accused of pedophilia?

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The only opinions I express here that are representative of my employer are that I should be paid more

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The good thing about an e bike is even when it dies on you it's still a bike

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Every day I thank g-d I ignored the asshole who tried to get me into 4chan in 2009

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Okay okay I am being /slightly/ self destructive with my mental health tonight and looking up some of the terms people keep using.

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ABGNSFW @abgnsfw.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

she needed a little extra space for debugging

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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 03/10/2026

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Okay that's two of my friends now who have asked me not to create Palantir 2 and I have to say I'm hurt. I thought you'd know I'd at least be more creative in my evil and anyway I don't want a trademark fight with Peter Thiel.

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And through the magical power of being responsible and going to do what I should've been all along, I found the thing I was looking for

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

With it being October in PA I should go find a night in the woods to play Night in the Woods

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THEE Mabel Spookytits @mabelsmalltits.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

So I'm ressurecting the venmo post bc I need roughly $1000 to get Terri's nail fixed. I literally just paid my rent so I am flat broke atm and have been denied by multiple creditors. Please, I am begging for whatever you can spare. I take him back to the vet on monday to get looked at for cheaper.

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Ngl as much as there are days I want to go fuck off into the woods and live in a cabin for a bit, I feel like with my professional background that's a very quick way to get federal attention

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Flu shots suck but fuck are they worth getting. Definitely feeling like shit though

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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 02/10/2026

You should listen to this album. There’s saxophone breakcore. Also other things, but that’s a fun pitch. I like “i had fun :)” and “winter” the most

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It was cool while I was out getting bagels seeing a public sukkah with a welcome sign across the street. I fucking love my neighbours. Chabad might be weird but they just want to help Jews do Jewish

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Okay seriously who the fuck goes around calling a pnl line item quant a one trick pony. You're a fucking /cost center/.

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've been actually getting my T lately - more in the last couple weeks than I had been all year combined. I'm so fucking thankful for the people in my life helping me manage things when I get forgetful at night. Anyway I've just been feeling fucking amazing and so energetic. It's nice.

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I got a call from democratic voter outreach this evening and it was so funny when the lady on the other end asked if I was going to vote because I literally am one of the people running the election. She asked if I was voting for Shapiro and I was like "I'm an elected Democrat".

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I feel like a lot of these middle management jagoffs don't realize the reason I love my job is it's the closest thing I can legally (and morally) get away with to hunting humans for sport professionally. I'm going to have fun

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I guess I don't have to hide that I've been seeing somebody anymore at least. Thank fucking G-d.

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tomorrow is going to be fucking fun. I'm really going to get to sink my teeth into someone and it's going to be so much fun. I still don't get why you would want to shit talk the quants when you have no devs.

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You know what? This is about a lot of people I've gotten to see today but:

A Ukrainian soldier saying "we are very lucky they are so fucking stupid"

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm so excited making plans to bring so many people in my life together. I wish it could be even more of you though.

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❄️🥀Em Will Bite🥀❄️ @wrathfulroses.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"you can tell he's reformed because he's progressive" You sound like a Republican. There is no material difference between you and a kavanaugh supporter. You just like his politics so you'll excuse his misconduct. "But he has good politics on sexual violence" Republicans say that too.

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