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@wraithe.bsky.social
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Old-timey Internet user, IT Professional,Gamer, Marauder. He/Him/🤷🏻‍♀️/femme-aspiring mastodon.social/@Wraithe See Mastodon 👆👆👆for more info. 50/50 here and Masto pfp: Xykon Image: Jane from “Doom Patrol” - “Control is a weapon for Fascists”

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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 6h
"Oh, X(Twitter) is better now!" Tha's nice. There's more interesting people's stuff posted daily to read on Mastodon & Bluesky combined than I could read in a day. I'm good. You like X, you can fukken stay there. I sure as fuck won't miss you.
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honest Trailers has done a trailer for "Master and Commander" and it is truly awesome Worth it just for the comment "get that raggedy-ass human bandanna off my screen" (referring to Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp) 😂 youtu.be/cPjW_ESwKXU
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What’s wild, is that is amazing as that scene from “Exodus pt2 is” it’s not even the best scene in that episode (IMO ofc): That’s a hell of an episode I can’t wait until Katie Sackhoff & her husband get to this episode in her watch party.
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Image of a “old tymey” receipt with the text:

So, since @kenwhite.bsky.social isn’t on here anymore, I’m going to post the (updated) version of his 4th of July post.
It’s happenstance that it has a tangential connection to my family, but before that, it has a connection to me as an American

https://www.popehat.com/p/the-fourth-of-july-rethought

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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For your future use should you desire it:
Two panels
In the first panel, Zohran Mamdani and his wife Rama Duwaji are looking at the camera with concerned expressions
Caption: “Oh No!”
Second panel
Zohran Mamdani and his wife Rama Duwaji have turned their retention completely away from the camera with the caption “anyways…”
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Between two groups of people, who want to make inconsistent kinds of worlds, I see no remedy but force” -Oliver Wendell Holmes Do I hate that I know that quote from an episode of community that involved a giant pillow fight? Yes I do, but there we are.
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@gregdoucette.bsky.social looks like you have an impersonator over on Mastodon? 😂 (unless you lost your sdf.org password 😁)
Screenshot from the Mastodon client Mona showing T Greg Doucette followed you.  Well, me.
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is Yobo, he has a mlep
Picture of a small black cat sitting in grass looking at the camera with a very obvious mlep
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I have a PhD MF!”
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think this Ukrainian warrior has got his problem figured out
Picture of a Ukrainian soldier while describing her solution to a grenade problem
She’s holding her hand up with her fingers a couple inches apart
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The irony is that that this was the meme:
Apollo and the gift of prophecy dodgeball meme
Showing a young smiling girl (Apollo) about to throw a dodgeball labeled “ the gift of prophecy” at a group of three other young girls in various poses labeled “random Internet users just trying to be comedic”
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
👆
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like we need to figure out a way get these two streams to cross
Kevin Hearne •
@kevinhearne.bsky.social
• Bluesky Elder
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again
I haven't seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious
Can we offer up a tax credit?
Little bags of shrooms?
Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools? 1/2
7:22 AM • Sep 25, 2026 6 Everybody can replyBrad Ysseldyke
@yssman.bsky.social
Hello I'd like a Kia PV5 please
Bloomberg NewsO@bloomberg.com • 2h
Made over 50 posts yesterday
(p) Posts over 20 times per day on average
Bluesky Elder
The minivan is back in style.
Americans Are Going Wild for Minivans Affordability concerns are contributing to a resurgence for the least cool category of vehicle.
© bloom.bg
12:00 PM • Sep 26, 2026
• Everybody can reply
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It finally feels like the future:
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Screenshot of a Mastodon repost: 

Ambulocetus 8
@Ambulocetus@mefi.social
9/16/26, 9:16 AM
Some of those who work forces, are the same who f*ck horses.

https://mefi.social/@Ambulocetus/117280905371953879
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jason Scott: Getting out ahead of the crowd with the best Halloween tweet: (AltText added)
Screenshot of a post
PFP is a dark haired femme with dark hair red lipstick and dark makeup

me: *hits spider web down with broom*
spider: wow
me: *puts up fake spider web decorations for Halloween*
spider: WOW
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s the meme:

i ain't watching all that
i'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Avengers poster except that it says
“Avengers: homework
Dude, I’m not watching 15 movies to catch up”
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"JUST ONE SMALL PROBLEM! GET IN THE CYBERCAB WITHOUT THEIR WHEELCHAIR HOW, ELON!?!? FUCKING AQUAMAN?!!?!?
Screenshot from the hbomberguy video about Ben Shapiro, saying “fucking Aquaman‽” speaking through a hole in the wall that has been chopped with an ax and a cartoon figure of Aquaman in the lower right hand corner
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Man, I never thought I’d remember turning down the ambient lighting of the dashboard in a ‘81 Camaro cos *it was distracting at night* fondly. My current car has exactly the amount of screen I like, it’s a perfect mix of digital and analog:
Picture of the dashboard of a 2011-2016 Porsche Cayenne GTS, it has 2 screens, an 8” display in the center, and a small circular 3” multifunction display replacing one of the 5 dials in front of the driver
Everything else is an analog button/switch
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My God it’s a literal “Rick and Morty joke“ but with a less cool President
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
How It Started/How It Ends bsky.app/profile/teresa555.bs...
Picture of delightful earbuds in the shape of frogsGross distorted pieces of plastic that are clearly meant to go over existing earbuds except that they're mutated and melted
Making sea monkeys look like a promise fulfilled
This is a screenshot from an Amazon review with the reviewer saying "any chance I can give this zero stars?"
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
AltText added: "Dr. Earyn McGee A few Gila monster shot glasses fresh out the kiln. I'm obsessed with this concept! #lizard #pottery #ceramics #art"
A shelf holding a number of cups and glasses
In the forefront, are four beautifully made ceramic “shot glasses“ with a glossy black texture in interspersed with orange “splotches” in the style of a Gila Monsters patterned skin, the glasses themselves are also textured to resemble the skin of a Gila monster with raised nubbins
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
🎶SUBSTACK Hoo-ah! (Good God, y’all) What is it good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN’ Say it again!🎶
Two panel screen capture of The Simpsons episode where Homer gives his Grammy away to a Bell boy who then throws it over the balcony upon realizing it’s a Grammy
Caption: 
Top panel “OMG! A new news site!?‽”

Bottom Panel: “Oh, it’s a Substack”
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
AltText added: Dan Kaszeta FRHistS But nothing beats the obstetrics textbook wherein one of the authors made his wife do the index, so she slips this one in:
Picture of a section from the index of the 16th volume of Williams’ Obstetrics

Chadwick's sign, 270
Chamberlen forceps, 1063
Chancroid, 752

Chauvinism, male, voluminous amounts, 1-1102

Chemotherapy. See Antibiotics choriocarcinoma and, 570-71
hydatidiform mole and, 565, 567-68
Chiari-Frommel syndrome, 921
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mock up of an avengers: Doomsday poster
 AVENGERS:
Homework 
DUDE
I'M NOT
WATCHING 15
MOVIES TO
CATCH UP
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Well this is one I can get behind
Avengers doomsday poster except it says avengers: homework
Dude, I’m not watching 15 movies to catch up
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Rocky horror picture show" "Clue" or "Legend" In addition to those, I will always remember him as "Poet Man" from "Lexx" - the artiste who chose* to remain on his doomed homeworld of Brunnis when the civilization fled *well, ok, he got drunk the night before & when he woke up, everyone had gone😂
Picture of Tim Curry from the Lexx episode “Super Nova” looking dapper in a tuxedoTim Curry in the same outfit from the Lexx episode “Super Nova”
He’s gesturing with his hands to the side saying “boom”
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sadly the issue with not using AltText not just on BlueSky. Wayyyy down at the bottom, that’s the flagship instance, Mastodon.social with 31% (I suspect a lot of the issue is bot accounts) mastodon.social/@AltTextHeal...
Picture of a chart showing the Top 50 Alt Text Leaderboard from the fediverse (Mastodon)

ecoevo.social - 100%
autonomous.zone - 100%
sunny.garden - 97%
mastodon.green - 96%
union.place - 96%
wandering.shop - 92%
social.linux.pizza - 90%
chaos.social - 89%
mastodon.scot - 89%
social.lol - 88%
eldritch.cafe - 86%
ohai.social - 83%
hachyderm.io - 81%
kolektiva.social - 80%
toot.wales - 79%
mastodon.art - 74%
beige.party - 72%
meow.social - 72%
social.tchncs.de - 71%
oldbytes.space - 70%
troet.cafe - 68%
mstdn.ca - 68%
piaille.fr - 64%
tech.lgbt - 63%
mindly.social - 63%
sfba.social - 63%
dice.camp - 62%
mementomori.social - 62%
metalhead.club - 61%
zug.network - 61%
mamot.fr - 59%
todon.eu - 58%
nrw.social - 57%
fosstodon.org - 55%
mastodon.gamedev.place - 54%
mas.to - 52%
infosec.exchange - 49%
fedibird.com - 49%
kinkycats.org - 48%
norden.social - 44%
techhub.social - 44%
newsie.social - 44%
mastodon.uno - 43%
mastodon.nu - 43%
masto.es - 38%
mastodon.online - 36%
universeodon.com - 35%
mastodon.nl - 35%
mastodonapp.uk - 33%
mastodon.social - 31%
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Increased AltText detail added in appreciation for the art
A cartoon drawing of Alf (an alien from Melmac covered with medium length brown fur with prominent piglike  ears and a longish armadillo-like nose, dressed as ‘Smokey the Bear’; a beige/yellow flat brimmed Park Ranger hat labeled ALF, and belted blue jeans) stands beside a circular wooden gauge (looking like a slice of a tree trunk) with colored segments labeled low, moderate, high, very high, and extreme. A flaming arrow points to very high. Text below reads: Today's discourse danger.
Created by Faine Greenwood using Photoshop and hand drawing (noAI used, also Alf Hog Free)
https://bsky.app/profile/faineg.bsky.social
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
OMG I love this
Image of a “old tymey” receipt with the text:

So, since @kenwhite.bsky.social isn’t on here anymore, I’m going to post the (updated) version of his 4th of July post.
It’s happenstance that it has a tangential connection to my family, but before that, it has a connection to me as an American

https://www.popehat.com/p/the-fourth-of-july-rethought

THE THIEVES GUILD
YOUR CARING PROFESSIONAL MEME RE-ALLOCATORS

This is to inform you that one or more of your memes was of sufficient quality to warrant appropriation by The Ankh-Morpork Thieves Guild (Posts and Memes Division). 

LICENSED THIEF N°
6382.00.A-M

Have a nice day

THIS RECEIPT MUST BE LEFT WITH THE CLIENT
ISSUED BY THE LICENSING OFFICE, GUILD ADMINISTRATION DEPT.
(Image on right of receipt is the Ankh Morpork city seal)
(Creator: unknown)
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The irony being that even apparently some parts of Marvel are aware of it😂:
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The “For You” feed algorithm undefeated:
BlueSky posts screenshot of two posts in the “for you” feed.

Tressie McMillan Cottom• @tressie... • 43m huge design flaw in adulthood: no one claps when you do the right thing.

(Post below it)

amy brown  @amybrown.xyz • 31m
© Bluesky Elder
hey guys i just dropped my son at his first day of public school and didn't cry until i was safely back in the car please clap
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A song with infinite variations and tunes, but always the same message:
Text reading: “Breaking: Longtime Trump supporter never thought that President Trump's policies would ruin their lives. But they did.”

However, much of the text is struck through so the headline actually basically just says
“Breaking: Longtime Trump supporter never thought”
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Thanks to streaming and the fact that almost every single one of them has ads even if you’re paying I’m getting re-familiarized with commercials and this is pretty much dead on what all of the medical ones sound like to me, only not as musical  (h/t) infosec.exchange/@catsalad/11...
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Every time he goes outside he digs this little hole a little bit deeper in the yard. 😂
Picture of a small black cat sitting amongst scattered grasses, not easily seen is the small depression he has systematically been digging into the ground on the spot that he always sits in
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It me
Two panel meme, the “Lemon it’s Wednesday” from “30 Rock“
Top panel shows Liz lemon (a light skinned, femme presenting woman with dark hair, wearing glasses and a business casual top)

Bottom panel shows Jack Donahey, a light skinned masc presenting man with short hair wearing a business suit)
Top panel: “All right, I think I’m finally mentally prepared to enjoy summer!”

Bottom panel: “Lemon, it’s August 15th”
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yet another hilarious short from farminwhilebeige over on YouTube has netted me this clip, which I will be using as a response, for I know not what yet, but I SHALL be using it "Owls don't care" (posted originally in response to someone talking about wild chickens roosting in trees) 😂
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you look at the Apple article linked from this it will show up in your settings as an alert
Screenshot from the Apple support article showing the settings listing an “Apple threat notification
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
AltText added: “Pure Dead Gaming: The results of the video I posted earlier was this iconic shot Danny León and his crew smashed it.”
…
…
Crap that’s amazing
Oh right, the AltText;
Truly phenomenal shot showing a full solar eclipse on the horizon with the edge of the sun just bursting out from the upper right hand corner over the darkened moon
In front of the sun, a skateboard ramp has been set up and hovering in mid air is a skateboarder in silhouette wreathed in dust giving the illusion of a flaming aura as it is illuminated by the sunlight streaming around the moon, the dust leading up from the ramp and surrounding the skateboarder
A shot captured from a live action
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It’s absolutely relevant to now (I thought I’d already use it in some comment about techbros and AI but if I did, I can’t find it)
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
FACEBOOK(META)? Cooking their user numbers‽ FACEBOOK? The genocide enabling website‽ I can’t believe they’d do something iffy like that.
Picture of an older light skinned masc presenting man with white hair and a mustache wearing glasses and headphones
Caption: Facebook?
The social media company‽
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Really? Nobody? Fine, I’ll do it myself:
Eight panel comic from Oglaf
All of the panels depict hobbits flying on giant eagle first panel shows hobbit with Gandolf
2nd panel: Hobbit:IF YOU COULD CALL GIANT EAGLES ALL ALONG WHY DID WE DO ALL THAT FUCKING WALKING?
3rd Panel: gandalf: EAGLES ALL ALONG WHY DID WE DO ALL THAT FUCKING WALKING?
THE EAGLES ARE A PROUD, MAJESTIC PEOPLE, NOT TO BE SUMMONED ON A WHIM
Panels 4-7 show one of the other eagles pulling a hobbit from its back and devouring it screaming
Panel 8: 
Gandalf: ALSO, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE RIDING ONE WHEN IT GETS HUNGRY 

Hobbit: HA HA HAAA!
LAND THIS BABY!
IT'S FUCKING
WALK O'CLOCK!
Original at: https://www.oglaf.com/ornithology/
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Mannequin Pointing at Crying Mannequin, also called Laughing Mannequin or Pointing Mannequin, is an object-labeling and image macro meme format using a photo of artist Xiang Jing's 2002 sculpture "BANG" showing a laughing mannequin pointing at a crying mannequin with a finger gun. In 2018, people started to use the image in jokes about one person calling another one out for something and mocking them. In November 2022, a version of the meme reading "this mf paid for Twitter" started going around in regards to Elon Musk's Twitter acquisition and the Twitter $8 Blue Checkmark fee.
In this version the caption reads “THIS MF STILL POSTING ON TWITTER”
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
GET YOUR ASS TO CARS
Picture of Arnold Schwarzenegger from “total recall”
Caption: “get your ass in the car”
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song Me: THREE COINS IN A FOUNTAIN
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Consequences
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Wraithe @wraithe.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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