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Woven

@wovencloth.bsky.social
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Silly goofy goober with the tism 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her :33333

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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You can always make fun of Charlie Kirk It's always morally correct.
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@mayor.nyc.gov please give me estrogen and a job please i want it a lots
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Currently writing scripts for 2 videos completely dissociated from my last one. Maybe a little fun for yall idk.
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
How do i not get so much ai slop on my feed
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Joomee 🔞 @joomee.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
let the experiments begin #RuanHerta #HertaMei #HonkaiStarRail
black and white comic of herta and ruanmei from honkai starrail. Mei is helping herta tie her boots while herta pulls up her pantyhose. intimate
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Rowdy Rebel @rowdyrebel.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
First thing I do after every move is join the library.
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I made a video and its awesome (it's not) go watch it Also thanks to @eissocial.bsky.social for being an inspiration for the topic and also some information i used youtu.be/ddegey9zOQ0?...
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One take talks 1 - Queer media and why it feels so different
YouTube video by Woven
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I've deleted twitter twice now. I think I'm doing marginally better.
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
@eissocial.bsky.social are u gonna make a follow up video to the sunday OCD vid now that 4.0 basically confirms ur vid and u can spend like 20 mins going "see told you i was right" in the same way march 7th said "told you i can fight" and also put like a squarespace sponsorship in or smth idk
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I finally remembered my password
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I know that this deltatune theory has so many problems but have you considered that it's funny
Who is gaster?
(Left half)
Man behind the tree
- Boring answer (toby isn't boring)
- Obvious
- people think mystery man is gaster so supported by f*non
- Not much to theorize about
- why does he give eggs???
(Right half)
THE EGGS!!!!
- NOT boring (toby isn't boring)
- OUT OF LEFT FIELD
- Vaguely egg shaped item in gaster follower's hand is the ONLY thing EVER confirmed to be gaster so supported by CANON evidence
- THEORIZING ABOUT WHERE WE'RE PUTTING GASTER !!!!
- Tree man is probably a gaster follower that's why he's giving gasters
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Week 3 is done go watch it youtu.be/EhhqiJg7Gvo?...
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P-ranking 1 brutal difficulty ultrakill level per week with only arms until I get on estrogen week 3
YouTube video by person unnamed
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
i've got plans i cannot share rn cuz the haters will sabatoge me
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The Trump Conjecture: For every given current negative event Y between January 20th 2025 and January 20th 2029, there exists a Past Tweet X such that X was posted by Donald Trump about an exaggerated circumstance which supposedly mirrors event Y.
Truth social post
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

STOCK MARKETS ARE CRASHING, JOBS NUMBERS ARE TERRIBLE, WE ARE HEADING TO WORLD WAR III, AND WE HAVE TWO OF THE MOST INCOMPETENT "LEADERS" IN HISTORY. THIS IS NOT GOOD!!!

Posted August 5th, 2024.
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
youtu.be/K-38HYG5BP0?... Started a thing
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P-ranking a brutal difficulty ultrakill level every week with only arms until I get on HRT week 1
YouTube video by person unnamed
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
In wokest day and chuddest night. No evil shall escape my sight Let those who worship chud's might Beware my power, woke lantern's light.
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Fight fire with water Fight fascists with guns
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Honestly, working on my werewolves document over the past few months has been a big passion of mine and I'm glad that I have a hobby that isn't just playing videogames. Granted, the people I played werewolves with a long time ago went inactive, but writing up roles is still fun.
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
*paws at u* hai *paws at u* hai *paws at u* hai *paws at- OW whys u hit me
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I think maybe moving to canada for a year while finding where to live in europe is maybe a good idea cuz the US fucking sucks
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
When ur being mean to me this is me btw
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I used the funny website
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
It's my birthday we're gaming
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Man this job is pain, I haven't stood up for this long since... ever I think. I can feel my legs shattering. It is a job tho, even if I don't have a chair I do have $16 per hour
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Low resolution image of Citlali from genshin impact in the serenitea pot with a speechbubble over her head. The speechbubble is in chinese, with an english translation above it reading "My alcohol where?"
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I don't use twitter much anymore (i got suspended so I'm not posting at all, only reading sometimes) but I like seeing funny shit like this whenever I do check in on it.
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
The plan is almost in motion. My new job is ready, and I'm gonna have my own money soon. This is only the start of the plan, sure, but it's a sign that I'll finally have my own life soon, away from my family.
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
A lesbian relationship with a strong top and a weak bottom but they feel awkward about sex so the top/bottom thing is mostly just a social dynamic in how they act or what they tell each other to do
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
X is politically neutral btw 🔥🔥🔥
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
I finished P-ranking limbo, i'm like, 1/3rd of the way to minos prime probably. This is gonna take a while
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
how christian homophobes feel after going into a queer person's comment section just to say "find god"
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
Normal conversation between me and my gf
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I know the BLT is insanely simple to make but it still feels like a whole meal, which is very motivating because I'm able to make it myself in order to keep my diet complex and varied. Actually making a meal and eating it is an insane motivation boost. Go and try it.
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
I'm gonna make a genshin video eventually trust I'm gonna title it "i grinded emblem for 100 days and my xiangling still isn't satisfied"
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tpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
refutation
Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people

Panel 1: A green person is sitting at their cluttered desk. There's books, some paper, a laptop, a keyboard and a monitor. A green flag is poking out of a cup, and they have a meme or something pinned to the wall next to them. Also, a greyscale person is behind them.

Green: "So the terms only cancel if the matrices commute and if I can prove that these sums are equivalent then it simplifies down to a manageable-"

Grayscale: "Hey why do you force feed green pills to detained immigrants?"

Green: "Why do I- What? Not now, I'm concentrating."

Panel 2: The grayscale person poses smugly, while green continues sitting in their chair.

Grayscale: "Oh! So you don't even deny it, you're just trying to dodge the question!"

Green: "Who the fuck are you even? Who let you into the building?"

Grayscale: "And here come the ad hominems! So much for the tolerant greens!"

Green: "That wasn't even an insult, let alone an ad hominem."

Panel 3: The grayscale person makes an effort to invade the green person's personal space, and gets a hand in their face for their efforts while green talks on their phone.

Grayscale: "Hey! Refute my claim! Hey! Hey! Take time out of your day to argue with me! Come on! Come on! Come on!"

Green: "Hey, security? Yeah, me again. Yeah, the usual. Yeah. Thanks. How long?"
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Gonna experiment with using hashtags in the future since those actually are important or something idfk I've never used em
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Now that I've been banned from twitter I think I might actually focus on shit to help myself. Also I can say smth important. If you're in an argument, and very obviously in the right, ask yourself. "Will hearing the truth actually change the other person's mind?" If the answer is no, stop arguing.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/10/2024
We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed
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We Need To Take Trump’s Rhetoric Seriously, But Not Literally vs. Have That Guy Killed
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
LETS GOOOOOO
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
The voices in my head are forcing me to do roll lyney and sigewinne and build them 2 and sayu to do 3 character 36 star spiral abyss Do you think its possible
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Silly cat
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18/10/2024
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
These sands are peak
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Woven @wovencloth.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
A lot of ppl are leaving twitter for this site We are so fucking back vro I might actually use this account if the ppl I know come over here
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