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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Every now and then I relive the delight I felt when I walked past someone watching The Pope's Exorcist on the TV at the exact right moment to see the Dragon Age: Inquisition symbol. My favorite thing in the world are moments that are so silly I begin to question if I'm truly in reality.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Whenever I hear or see "foid" I get caught in this loop where I'm annoyed that they came up with a word for "female android" when one has already existed for ages, but I am also very glad they didn't ruin "gynoid" for me.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

tag yourself: I'm the Barizon Precedent.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

And yes I will be crying every time I enter a mostly night elf zone that was destroyed whether by fire or cataclysm. I may have been one of three people that didn't run to do quests in the Eastern Kingdoms instead, but boy did I quest real hard.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I feel a little silly about it, but she's been in my brain for ~20 years.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

With WoW forever coming up, I'm getting emotional about giving my main character a fresh start. In Retail, after the burning of Teldrassil, well, she looks like she went through a fire, and also the night warrior skintone. Something about making her purple again is getting to me.

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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 11/09/2026

making a pourover this morning and involuntarily remembering the time when @wouldirunoff.bsky.social commented on nbc hannibal using a fancy-ass gooseneck kettle and i had to sheepishly admit to also owning one

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Anxiety Tip: It is true that every time you accidentally print a document on the good paper, whoever is sorting and shredding old documents twelve years later will absolutely judge you for printing that on the good paper.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

(I wouldn't have felt too out of the way stepping in, the stylist is a family friend.)

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

The only reason we guessed salon management software is from the logo on his shirt (it just said Fidelity) that we searched afterward and the way he kept mentioning the other salons. I guess we're assuming not insurance, but the software makes more sense in context.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I wish I'd known that. I would've said something directly then. I did say loudly as he was leaving that usually it's nice to tell people what you're trying to sell them.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Eventually I did a slow turn in the salon chair like a bond villain and looked him in the eyes. He stammered, said he should go, and finally left. She then told me they'd actually just had a no soliciting sign put up because either him or someone else had been too persistent.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

He walked in, no introduction, just started name dropping people at nearby salons as if to prove he was legitimate. Was trying to get a specific time when the owner would be there out of my stylist, which she wouldn't say. He was going to just stay until he got it, I think.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Had to glare a guy out of the salon during my haircut. He was, I believe, selling salon management software, but he actually refused to answer that directly. This place doesn't take walk-ins so he just entered and came straight to the back room where my hair was getting cut. And wouldn't leave.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I hated that period of time on the internet where people thought they were clever, like a plague, saying "of course it's in the last place you look, why would you keep looking!" why were people saying that so often, and why were they so wrong

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

There is a child in this bathroom screeching whenever anyone uses the hand dryer

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

No employee moments yet, but I did get a tourist assuming I work here. I am literally wearing an outfit I wear regularly in my daily life plus a hat lmao

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

On the other hand, he apparently has the [Insert Family Surname Here] Knee so he's at least also a little creaky.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

By Full Day I mean into the night. Been a long time since I've done that. But he is like 14 so we're going to drag our old, creaky bodies around so he sees everything he wants to lol

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Heading to Disney for a Full Day because we're taking my cousin. Ready for whichever Disney employee wants to make fun of my hat and/or outfit this time lmao

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I don't know why I get such joy out of checking the box for "unpleasant" as the reason why I am "not interested" in an advertisement.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

New compliment just dropped: "Your esophagus is beautiful."

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Jokes on you, chucklefuck, I've got the original paper with the original procedure time on it. And the fucking voicemail from yesterday with the (now) incorrect time. Just admit you guys have three different departments calling one person for one procedure.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Yesterday they called and told me two different times to arrive. So we called today. Instead of just saying "the procedure got moved up", he tried to tell us that we were stupid and confusing an appointment in November with today.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

My body: "Hey, are you in the 5 day window before your procedure where you're not allowed to take any NSAIDs or anti-inflammatory medications? Well, do we have a headache for you."

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

New annoying experience dropped for me today. The hospital called me, asked if I were available, and then put me on hold for ages. You called me!!!

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I've recently discovered that Build-a-Bear employees call the unstuffed stuffed animals "skins" I cannot decide if I love this or if I want to never have learned it

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

It sucks having a shitty body when everyone else in the house has a worse one so in the scale of things you're the most hale and so must Do The Things

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I need there to be more restaurants with good vegetarian sandwiches. Not just one weird one they've begrudgingly provided. I just want sandwich. Always sandwich.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

*grimacing* all your [insert politically relevant building or land feature] are belong to us

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Ooh, I need this, my other small laptop bit the dust a bit ago, been working from just desktop like it's 2005 again for a while.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

but the best positive here is they had absolutely delicious vegetarian empanadas

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I actually did get a decent one at a little brewery pretty close (my limit is I don't want to have to go actually into orlando lmao) recently.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

The other issue is that it's too fucking hot for a stout or porter lmfao

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Related to this, I thought finding a rare stout/porter was hard in Tennessee, but Florida is a desert.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

me, all the time, "Ugh the aftertaste on this [food or drink item] is so bitter" "No it's not bitter at all?" "Damn, it strikes again." Also, I will fight hops, don't get hops near me, I'll beat the hops up.

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shawn @mulchy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

on this day in 1995, scientists discovered bisexuality. happy 31st birthday to all my fellow bs

cover of newsweek magazine shows three mysterious people standing together in dramatic shadows. the text reads “Bisexuality. Not gay. Not straight. A new sexual identity emerges.”

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

One of my favorite airport bus rides was from the plane to the airport in the Dominican Republic. I get for safety reasons, they make everyone get on the bus. However, the door was like a two minute walk away max, and we were waiting on the bus for ages lmao

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Me @ every other rando posting anything as an announcement or poster in VOIP RP discords. It's all the same flyer, and I immediately no longer respect you.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

She wanted to do a follow up in three months, after all the tests will be done, but I said, uh, I'll be in Canada from mid or late September to mid November, so that's not til just before Thanksgiving lol

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

So, yeah, still need to get knocked out for the EGD instead of the ERCP, but that's not until August. For my gallbladder, she wants to do nuclear imaging, but the central office is responsible for scheduling that (her office scheduled the EGD), so who knows when. Going to ask for August also.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Gastrointestinal Update: Have seen the gastroenterologist. She does not want to immediately go for an ERCP (especially because of the pancreatitis risk). However, she's much more concerned about seeing the damage to my esophagus from a lifetime of severe acid reflux. Tube down throat still on.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Always something when hotel toiletries say they're moisturizing. My hair and skin begin to protest, singing chants about how the only thing this would moisturize is a dessicated corpse. I did bring my own, but I like to give the hotel ones at least one shot.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Also relevant. He died at 43, so I hope he still wasn't afraid.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Not to mention there was no educational reason he asked this question. No follow up. Just asked.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Honestly in retrospect I worry about what his life was like, because he was at most our age when he said this, not like he was 80 and resigned for his time to come. He wasn't alone or anything, his wife also worked at the school.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I had a teacher in high school ask if we were scared to die. I lied yes, assuming that was the normal answer. He said he wasn't, that when you get older you don't fear death. I fear death more every day. There are people to stay for, to squeeze out as much time with them as possible.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

You know, at home we call all tennis shoes tennis shoes. Sneaker feels like a fake word they made for television.

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Runoff @wouldirunoff.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

That's also why, as far as I can tell, the pain was starting almost exactly 8 hours after dinner instead of within an hour of eating, and then lasting five or more hours.

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