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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Does Your Country Need Regime Change? A Quiz www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/doe...
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Does Your Country Need Regime Change? A Quiz
“In announcing the U.S. military strike on Iran, President Donald Trump went significantly beyond his previous justification of destroying the coun...
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Look at South Korea getting it done.
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
@deesnider.bsky.social Dee, I know today’s announcement must be a disappointment to say the literal least. Please know that we know you — your heart, spirit, and commitment. We feel TRULY feel your pain. We love you man, and we wish you all the best
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever seen as big a disconnect between the critic score and the (target) audience score on Rotten Tomatoes as I do here. A rather poignant indictment of the target audience‘s critical thinking skills, yes?
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This Has Happened Before open.substack.com/pub/genewein...
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This Has Happened Before
Viola Liuzzo was 39 years old when she was murdered. It was March 25, 1965.
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 08/01/2026
Renee Nicole Good was killed yesterday by an ICE officer in Minneapolis—now her family has to cope not only with their loss “but with a campaign designed to justify her killing,” Adam Serwer argues:
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First the Shooting. Then the Lies.
The Trump administration has perfected the smear campaign.
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession — theonion.com/nicolas-madu...
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I recall a Mad magazine piece from the 80s when Reagan was busy rattling sabres. A news report stated, The United States declared war on Greenland today. When asked why, the President said, ‘They should be easy to beat.’”
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Title open.substack.com/pub/genewein...
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The Coronavirus has now crept from my left nostril into my brain, where it is annihilating good judgment and exterminating all resolve, including, say, deciding whether to go upstairs to pee, or just ...
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Looking forward to finally getting around to the interview with Stephen Graham Jones @sgj.bsky.social in the new issue of Heavy Metal @heavymetalofficial.bsky.social this weekend.
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Alex Skolnick @alexskolnick.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Today seems as good a day as any to “release” the Epstein Files song. Sorry, couldn’t help myself 🤷🏻‍♂️ Lyrics by yours truly, based on “Edelweiss” by Rogers & Hammerstein (with apologies to “The Sound of Music”) PS. Gizmo is not impressed #epstein #epsteinlist #epsteinfiles #epsteinsisland
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 20/09/2025
@radiofreetom.bsky.social at #TAF25l: Donald Trump’s use of the military as his “personal militia” is “everything George Washington feared about what the U.S. military could become.” Watch more: bit.ly/3ItaNSB
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Watch some documentaries about the ugliness in the entertainment industry (and by default American society) and then listen to Ronnie James Dio spitting acid about it in 1993. “I hate you, and you hate me, and everybody smiles.” youtu.be/YvxgcDi_iHs?...
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Evilution (2016 Remaster)
YouTube video by Dio - Topic
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 05/09/2025
“Even in a term marked by political performance art, Trump’s plan to rename the Department of Defense as the Department of War might be a new high—or low,” @radiofreetom.bsky.social argues:
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Pete Hegseth’s Department of Cringe
Renaming the Defense Department is a pathetic stunt.
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
If President Nyarlathotep Says Colonial Williamsburg Requires 24-7 Carcass Battalion Patrols, So Be It www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/if-...
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If President Nyarlathotep Says Colonial Williamsburg Requires 24-7 Carcass Battalion Patrols, So Be It
“President Trump announced that he’s placing the DC Metropolitan Police Department under federal control and deploying National Guard troops to the...
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Tiny tree frogs have been sheltering from the oppressive heat and humidity on my deck. They are most welcome.
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
@sgj.bsky.social So cool that Jade recognizes Stephen Crane as the most “metal” of poets! I have thought the same since I read The Black Riders in the 80s at the same time Ozzy and Dio ruled my tape deck. I’ve had fun teaching that body of work to my students.
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
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Yes, 'South Park' Went There -- And It's Glorious
'South Park' Season 27 premiere depicts President Trump as a con man with a micropenis who's in bed with Satan, and takes on parent company Paramount.
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
drive.google.com/file/d/1UO1e... Some mates and I giving this an unrehearsed go in the studio a few years back.
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Black Sabbath - War Pigs (SUP11) (BrianH, Kevin, Jeff, Woody, BrianR).avi
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
@sgj.bsky.social Finally getting around to Don’t Fear The Reaper. That initial dialogue between Jennifer and Ginger. Freaking masterclass!
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 22/06/2025
Bombing Iran is a terrible idea. It’s unlikely to work—and nothing could be more perilous to American democracy than going to war under Donald Trump, Robert Kagan writes. theatln.tc/CH1ulpLM
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Fifteen years ago we arguably lost the greatest voice in rock history. youtu.be/U9O5FrgXAPw?...
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Black Sabbath - Children of the Sea (lyrics)
YouTube video by A National Acrobat
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...
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The Real Goal of the Trump Economy
The president isn’t trying to engineer prosperity for Americans. He’s seeking power for himself.
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru... "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States." 🤬
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Trump, asked if he has to 'uphold the Constitution,' says, 'I don't know'
Trump said on NBC News’ “Meet the Press” that he’s following lawyers’ advice as he tries to execute rapid deportations, arguing that giving immigrants due process is time-consuming.
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Universal Antivenom May Grow Out of Man Who Let Snakes Bite Him 200 Times www.nytimes.com/2025/05/02/h... This crazy motherfucker may be an eternal hero.
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Universal Antivenom May Grow Out of Man Who Let Snakes Bite Him 200 Times
Scientists identified antibodies that neutralized the poison in whole or in part from the bites of cobras, mambas and other deadly species.
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
As I am a writer and must peddle my wares lest I die in the abyss, hey! In April 2025, THE STAIRCASE IN THE WOODS emerges from the fog and the trees and if you wanted to pre-order it from your favorite local bookstore -- or get signed, personalized copies from Doylestown Bookshop -- that'd be nice.
Cover reveal for Chuck Wendig's THE STAIRCASE IN THE WOODS, listed as Coming April 29, 2025. On the cover a spiral staircase rises through eerie mist in a dim forest of crooked trees. A crow sits on the railing of the staircase. DEL REY is the publisher. Cover design by The Boland Design Co.Text: A group of friends investigates the mystery of a strange staircase in the woods in this mesmerizing horror novel from the New York Times bestselling author of The Book of Accidents.

Five high school friends are bonded by an oath to protect one another no matter what.

Then, on a camping trip in the middle of the forest, they find something extraordinary: a mysterious staircase to nowhere.

One friend walks up—and never comes back down. Then the staircase disappears.

Twenty years later, the staircase has reappeared. Now the group returns to find the lost boy—and what lies beyond the staircase in the woods. . . .
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
John Paul Jones certainly channels his inner Billy Preston on ”Trampled Under Foot.”
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Meditations on Hell www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/med...
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Meditations on Hell
“I’m coming to Boston, I’m bringing hell with me.” —Tom Homan, “border czar” and former acting director of ICE - - - Hell is not a lake of fire, no...
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
How we’re being asked to live now is objectively insane
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
@sgj.bsky.social this seems like it would be up your alley. Familiar? mississippibones.bandcamp.com/album/the-wi...
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The Witch of Fulci Holler, by Mississippi Bones, Scott Lawhun, & Mer Whinery
6 track album
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
@jasonkpargin.bsky.social Jason, Just finished ISTWATBBOD. I think it’s your best. It’s got me thinking about how I might address some issues of my own. Bravo, and thanks. One two-part question: Is Malort’s Creamsicle Moonshine recipe legit, and can you recommend it from personal experience?
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 28/02/2025
Trump and Vance’s meeting with Zelensky in the Oval Office today “gave the lie to any claim that this administration’s policy is driven by any strategic effort to advance the interests of the United States, however misguided,” @davidfrum.bsky.social writes. Read more: theatln.tc/SowY3Uin
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I’ll be donating again today. Please consider joining me. www.unicef.org/ukraine/en
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UNICEF Ukraine
Find out what UNICEF does for children in Ukranie
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mind...
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How Religious Fundamentalism Hijacks the Brain
If we want to inoculate society against the harms of fundamentalist ideologies, we must start thinking about how they function in the brain.
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc... One of the more disturbing articles in Feb. Meet a toxic mixture of the deluded and the malevolent who serve as further examples the evils wrought by religious dogma. The most encouraging bit: the reminder that the fastest growing religious demographic is “none.”
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The Army of God Comes Out of the Shadows
Tens of millions of American Christians are embracing a charismatic movement known as the New Apostolic Reformation, which seeks to destroy the secular state.
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Needless to say, the reps at the record label were none too thrilled . . . :"'How come you've got a monster drowning a priest?' We wanted to be able to say, 'How do you know it's not a priest drowning a monster?'
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Tony Iommi @iommi.com · 13/02/2025
✟ ✟ The Beginning ✟ ✟ Our debut album "Black Sabbath" was released 55 years ago today, where did that go?!... - Tony
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This sums up my longstanding complaints about biopics quite well. In general, the better I know the subject and the facts of their life, the less enjoyable these films are. Even when I know very little there are still those moments that ring false. www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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Opinion | Here’s my beef with ‘A Complete Unknown’ — and all biopics
“A Complete Unknown,” like most biopics, isn’t interested in the limitations of facts or history.
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 24/01/2025
Yesterday, Italy’s highest court convicted Amanda Knox of criminal slander. “Many people are familiar with my wrongful conviction for Meredith Kercher’s murder,” Knox writes. “But this lesser charge … is the one that has continued to haunt me.”
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My Last Trial
I’ve been fighting this charge for half my life.
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/thi...
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This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
“There were angry reactions across Europe to Elon Musk’s apparent use of a salute banned for its Nazi links in Germany, where some condemned it as ...
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
And hockey season begins! Go Caps!
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Uncomfortable truth: “Dance music” is music for people who don’t like music.
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
SNL needs to stop pretending they have “musical” guests.
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The Meat and Potatoes Crowd open.substack.com/pub/genewein...
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The Meat and Potatoes Crowd
Hello. Welcome to The Weekend Gene Pool.
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Enough Is Enough. It's Time for the Rock Hall to Recognize Metal
What Iron Maiden's snub says about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
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Would’e? @woulde.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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Opinion | Joe Biden achieved a great deal — and committed two unforgivable sins
Biden inherited a mess. He leaves the U.S. in far better shape, at home and abroad.
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