berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 20mhere's an idea: if someone works trying to fix the kind of evil systems that are invisible to you by design, maybe shut the fuck up when they tell you about the reality on the ground 040
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 3hCOPS: Police! Put that ice cold beer down! GUY: What'd I do? COPS: If you don't put that beer down and start drinking a seltzer water or a THC beverage, we'll be forced to dialogue with you! GUY: I don't like seltzer YOUNG COP: give the word sarge and i'll dialogue his f***ing head clean off 030
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 3hTHE FUTURE THEY WANT ____________________________ REGULAR GUY: ...and here's my Kroger Plus card CASHIER: Ok, that'll be $108.55. What's your Masculinity Score? GUY: Is that necessary? CASHIER: I can't sell you groceries unless you're under 87. GUY: But that's... CASHIER: Yes, "Worm" status 150
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 11hFondly remembering when Obama went on TV to announce they killed bin Laden and everyone ran to Facebook to jerk each other off 1100
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 15hPeople completely hate being reminded that they are just a little machine cobbled together by another little machine, that even the idea of species is specious, that they are not part of some grand order of the universe, but the fabric of the universe itself. They hate it so much. 0172
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 23hYes, for most of history, Murdertown's residents were legally required to murder. Yes, even after that law was repealed, the people of Murdertown still kept murdering. But what about the promise of Murdertown: that it is a town. Of people. Who, yes, sure, they murder. 040
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 23hHi, welcome to Murdertown. Haha no, it's just a name, unless you count the unusually high number of murders. 1100
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 23hthis is a common mistake but it's actually a dog they take into the camp 050
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Is 10/7 worse than 9/11? Obviously. In fact, it's nearly twice as bad: 10 / 7 = 1.43 9 / 11 = 0.82 1100
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"Oh, you think the evil country's chickens came home to roost? What if it was a different evil country whose chickens came home to roost?" 020
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's not a false dilemma for the people the candidate wants dead though is it 150
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026To clarify, I think it is ludicrous to suggest that well-known "YIMBYs" like Matt Yglesias and Ezra Klein are in conversation with anyone who seriously thinks about or does work to create affordable housing. Classifying it as a single movement is incoherent. 020
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026As Bryce alludes to, it's not really important what "most people" think about YIMBYism except insofar as their perception of it makes it easy for bad faith actors to achieve their goals 140
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026YIMBY hasn't meant anything concrete for over a decade. It's an umbrella that covers everyone from "let's harness the market to increase stock while we fight for public housing" people to "let's bring tenements back" ghouls. 150
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The thing is that Sagan was cool. Smoke weed, learn about the universe, love the planet. A true standard bearer in dudes rocking. 1160
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I fear I have invented Kool Keith from first principles 1120
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Jay Z hosting a horror anthology series: today we have a story about ghoulies and Sasquatches, but also draculas, a monster I can't legally call Godzilla, and the spookiest creature of all - me, Jay Z 1100
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I normally agree with the hell dude's takes but you can't expect this kind of maximal support for free expression from a contributing editor at "Liberal Currents" 0100
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 08/10/2026You ever notice how permitting reform opponents drive like this ...but permitting reform enthusiasts drive like THIS 040
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026call me old fashioned but I want photoshop to be unresponsive because my computer is a piece of crap, not because the buttons don't work 070
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I don't get it. They say they made a copy of the program, but it only *looks* like the program? It doesn't actually work like the program? 270
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026CARTOON TURTLE: 🎶I'm a fool to do your daddywork, oh yeah🎶 130
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Men are socialized to be misogynistic predators. It is normalized within our culture to ignore women's autonomy. You are feeding into that culture by drawing a distinction that does not exist. 030
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026What is the difference between a "normal man" and a predator? Getting caught. 130
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's not anything innate to men. It's about socialization. Men are not taught to have empathy or emotional intelligence. They are taught to be competitive, aggressive, and selfish. We don't need to get rid of men, we need to get rid of masculinity. 1170
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'm just building a tower with my friends. If you think it's tall enough to reach God, that's just your opinion. That's not what we're doing. Don't tell God we're building a tower to reach him. 380
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Saying "we can't eat road salt" is a great way to get your conservative opponent's voters to try to eat road salt 050
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 07/10/2026For the last time, I am not Mr. Met. I'm his brother. I have nothing to do with the Mets. This is not a Mets uniform. This is my body. This is what my skin looks like. I'm completely nude right now. Now please, I am trying to read the NY Times cooking section. Apparently they have a recipe for pasta 071
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026tarot reader, flipping a card: the king of hams you: and they call it the king of hams despite him clearly being a pauper? tarot reader: I'm not doing this with you 010
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The boys from The Boys Are Back in Town piling out of this thing like a clown car 020
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Big shout out to the editors, too, for not being cowards. 071
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Defector is the only site I'm aware of that closely follows the intersection of sports and sexual violence. Diana's reporting alone is worth the subscription price. Go sub. 18218
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I would particularly like it if the post doesn't sound much like him at all 040
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026They couldn't find any true Boston guys who were plausibly dateable 050
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Everyone's upset about the recent measles outbreak. It's just a few measly cases. 120
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Offering a pyramid another pharaoh and it's like "oh no I just ate" 010
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 06/10/2026DA BOSS: I need you to meet with Jimmy Fingers and make him an offer about that thing. But be careful. He might come in heavy. JOHNNY MUSSELS: Okay Boss PAULIE CARBONARA: Youse got it Boss FRANKIE NOODLES: Absolutely Boss VINNY FEEDERFETISH: Wha- *wiping sweat from brow* whatever you say Boss 071
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026alignment chart but it's which fincher character you stupidly think is cool 070
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026a dumb guy but he doesn't think tyler durden is cool, he thinks zuck in the social network is cool 280
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don't care about any claims made in this article besides this: the brain does not work like a computer and people who glibly tell you that they are on the verge of creating machines that can think like us are charlatans 160
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The article spends at least three paragraphs describing exactly how it is defining "processing" so put a W in the article's column for "does the brain process words" 130
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The people arguing that Yglesias thinks he's so smart are missing the point. He doesn't care if he's smart. He's an elitist who believes he is better and more deserving of wealth than you because he grew up rich. 060
berserk @worstplace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yglesias understands that the value of his degree is not derived from what it's in, but where it's from. He is fundamentally incurious and does not place any value on learning unless it happens to be within the confines of an institution that will allow you to print money using its name. 180
