Reposted by BrandonBrandon @worstmillennial.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don’t tan in this room. I only flex 1602
Brandon @worstmillennial.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I don’t get worked up about phones in movie theaters because I’m busy watching the movie 1120
Brandon @worstmillennial.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I sometimes forget that there are people who can’t suspend their disbelief when watching something fictional 4261
Reposted by BrandonGerry 🏴 🍀 @gerryr.bsky.social · 20/08/2026“I remember when my sister went on a date with a canibal to see a Russell Crowe movie”. “Gladiator?” “Nah, I really miss her”. 6201
Reposted by BrandonBrandon @worstmillennial.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My friend is going through a tough time and needs dental work done. Please consider donating to help him out! Any bit helpsgofundme.comDonate to Help Me Thrive After Overcoming Trauma, organized by Peter QuaresimaAbout a year ago, I ran from a toxic marriage after being discarded with the … Peter Quaresima needs your support for Help Me Thrive After Overcoming Trauma 041
Brandon @worstmillennial.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My friend is going through a tough time and needs dental work done. Please consider donating to help him out! Any bit helpsgofundme.comDonate to Help Me Thrive After Overcoming Trauma, organized by Peter QuaresimaAbout a year ago, I ran from a toxic marriage after being discarded with the … Peter Quaresima needs your support for Help Me Thrive After Overcoming Trauma 041
Brandon @worstmillennial.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Being a sex pest runs deep in the Boebert family 0170
Brandon @worstmillennial.bsky.social · 06/08/2026When I get a nicely worded boilerplate rejection email from a company I applied tostatic.klipy.comFarrah Moan: RuPaul's Drag Race 'You Don't Love Me'ALT: Farrah Moan: RuPaul's Drag Race 'You Don't Love Me' 1201
Brandon @worstmillennial.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I finally watched Stop! That! Train! and it's actually really funny and I loved it 3171
Brandon @worstmillennial.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Polaris wearing a bracelet with a skull charm in X-Men ‘97. I see what you’re doing! IYKYK 1160
Brandon @worstmillennial.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Rogue needs to be the POV character in X-Men ‘97 and that’s one of the reasons why season 2 feels underwhelming 180
Brandon @worstmillennial.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The most annoying thing about working with people on the coasts is that they think their time zone is the only time zone 1140
Brandon @worstmillennial.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Did you know that you can save a ton of money by doing group fitness at a local rec center instead of an expensive boutique studio like Barry's? Many of the instructors at boutique studios need to work multiple jobs, including rec centers. I know because I was one of them 1151
Brandon @worstmillennial.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Evil Dead Burn didn't hit the same way as Evil Dead Rise. It wasn't bad. It just wasn't nearly as good 1120
Reposted by BrandonRoss Johnson @rosserford.bsky.social · 30/06/2026This is good, but the fact that four Supreme Court justices were willing to ignore the VERY CLEAR text of the Constitution, history, and over 150 years of precedent just because their guy said to shows just how broken we are. 2252
Brandon @worstmillennial.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I was laid off on Friday. I have mixed feelings because the startup was a sinking ship, but it still sucks to get let go. I'm applying to product manager roles (remote or Denver area). If you know of any openings, please send my way! Thanks for letting me turn this into LinkedIn for a moment 6321
