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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle

@worst-heather.bsky.social
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Radical recluse, head change aficionado, ice cream monster, bug friend, saguaro lover, harm reductionist, drug policy reform advocate & consultant, creator of things, cat herder, neurodivergent weirdo 🤠 ‼️NO DMs‼️ She/They 💗 ✳️all photos by me unless noted✳️

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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Jeez dude seems pretty terrified and I love that for him
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
AOC: These are two young, talented, intelligent women who got elected against all odds, against millions of dollars. Perhaps there is something we can learn from them.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 27/06/2026
It is core to the nature of reactionary politics that its adherents *always* conceive of themselves as aggrieved victims, no matter how much power they amass. It's a permission structure for their own lawlessness & violence.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
But but but Hunter
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Because the Iran thing and the economy aren’t related 🙄 These people are so childish with their insistence that nothing can ever be more than one thing. Everything is either/or, nuance doesn’t exist to them.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Green Jelly née Jello
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Who’s paying team algae? George Sporos?
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Jeez Doug 😋🍄‍🟫
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
So, Jack of all trades, master of none? That doesn’t seem to go very well with intelligence matters and national security.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
That dude is a creep
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Exactly!
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The onus to prevent burnout should be on employers.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Operative word being “could”. This is just more trickle down rhetoric. Philanthropy is a circle jerk.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I don’t believe he’s actually a trillionaire. And even if he is, money is fake.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Seabather’s eruption sounds like something you get from getting boinked in the ocean.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You’re welcome! It’s pretty much the same thing every day, so you can rest assured you’ve heard it before and will probably hear it again.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Project it onto the side of the stadium
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Iran keeps calling his bluff and he’s lost control of everything and is freaking out, so he’s lashing out.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Unfortunately it’s the cheapest and most convenient option for us.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It’s about $6 for a bag of Cheetos. But you can get generic cheaper. I’ve been getting Great Value (Walmart brand) “queso” potato chips for $1.99 though.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Is Rep Dusty Johnson related to Napoleon Dynamite?
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Except that prosecutors present motives all the time.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
WSJ may think it understands me, but it doesn’t. I am perfectly aware of my inability to conceptualize a trillion.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Claude’s a douche
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I think I heard him say he wrote it himself
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I mean, unless you’re copying actual data onto a napkin in crayon, but I digress…
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Big time tiny dick energy
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The motives behind striking bridges and infrastructure don't matter, dipshit. They're still war crimes. Like a pedophile getting caught in the act and asking indignantly, "How dare you question my intentions?"
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Until we share it on Signal
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“I signed my own card.” Wonder what the statute of limitations is on that particular crime.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Epstein was let off light in ‘08 and nobody else went to jail because he was running a kompromat operation for multiple organizations. It’s likely Putin is in possession of his blackmail materials.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Being high never makes me “totally” JD Vance. Are you smoking Kirk’s corpse weed, or what?
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Why does she seem so happy about this… <<checks notes>> …screwworm outbreak?
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
You can’t pay your rent in doctors visits. Believe me, I tried.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I am a strong, masculine heterosexual conservative. Here’s why I can’t criticize Democrats without making it sound like I’m talking about a penis.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I happen to like feathers. They’re soft, they help you fly, they can be added to manure to create superior fertilizer…
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If we’re allowed to build houses that could collapse on top of you, we can build a lot more houses!
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Private equity firms
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
An audience of one, the occupant of the White House.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
They must be invisible because I sure see a lot of empty houses.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ehud Barak is named in the Epstein files as a violent rapist of teenage girls.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
You probably know this, but the problem isn’t that lying to Congress isn’t illegal, it’s that the GOP controlled committee would have to refer Bessent to Trump’s DOJ for consequences, and of course that’s not gonna happen.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I mean, it’s what Michael Flynn was pardoned for, he lied to Congress about his communications with the Russians.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Baseball is probably one of the dumbest things to ever come out of this country
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Sadly that seems common to many publications these days, so I’m not surprised. The best way to access good journalism these days is to find experienced journalists on Substack. The good ones are independent now. Like Alisa Valdes Rodriguez.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The company that’s building a data center east of Tucson was prohibited from using Tucson water by the city. They just stole 450k gallons anyway, just for dust control.
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Add mating snakes to the list of things RFK Jr isn’t allowed to be around, right there under teenage testicles
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
There goes the neighborhood
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Worst Heather the Bearded Gargoyle @worst-heather.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Every six months is not annual.
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