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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2023

As a human, I seriously feel bad for the guy, but…

A famous painting of Achilles (Aaron Rodgers) being dipped in the River Styx (Ivermectin)

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 08/09/2023

FTFY: jawn [jawn] noun Informal, Chiefly Philadelphia. 1. jawn

A screenshot of the Dictionary.com definition of the word jawn:

noun Informal, Chiefly Philadelphia.

1. something or someone for which the speaker does not know or does not need a specific name.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 20/08/2023

You can drop the L in a BLT, but it’s infinitely harder to drop the B or the T. I feel for you.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

@drewmagary.bsky.social For your sake and Kirk Cousins, I pray he was not wearing a Vikings jockstrap.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 07/08/2023

I showed this photo to my medium. Their eyes immediately rolled back into the back of their head and I listened to the most terrible voice I have ever heard slowly foretell the following: “PHL Hurts OUT (concussion) WFT Howell OUT (ribs) IND Richardson OUT (hamstring)” #trainingcamp2023

Carson Wentz is holding a football wearing a clashing set of equipment from the Philadelphia Eagles (helmet), Washington Football Team (Jersey), and Indianapolis Colts (shorts).

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 02/08/2023

Bluesky s2 ep15: The Fuss with Furries

A still photo of Captain James Kirk in Star Trek (the original series) s2 ep15, The Trouble with Tribbles.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

Free DMs between mutual follows. 50¢ to send to someone who doesn’t follow you back. Whatever the market will bear for “brands” who need to handle customer service.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

makes sense. she only provides compliments out of pity.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

My mom says all my posts are really good. She doesn’t have an account though. I think she might be referring to the fence I built last year.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 23/07/2023

Yet many still lovingly refer to it as Skeetstain.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

And here I thought no one had read my doctoral thesis.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 21/07/2023

Slugworth was just taking a reasonable business risk. Capitalism at its finest.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 13/07/2023

It’s oddly cathartic when a scrum master fails to read the room and you get to watch the whole development team turn against them.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

So is this the blocker chain everyone’s been talking about?

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

That’s just what an AI writer would say…

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

I’m more of a pushpin person. But I appreciate the utilitarian nature of the thumbtack. tomato, tomahto.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

Inquiring minds would like to know: what qualified as a special occasion?

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

Alas, the iceman cometh but once a fortnight.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

I still savor my nightly Ferraro Rocher, but only after serving Fancy Feast on a Waterford Crystal plate to my Persian cat. Never before.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

As a child, I thought Edy’s was a luxury brand. Right up there with Rolls Royce, Louis Vuitton, YSL, Tiffany’s, and Grey Poupon.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 07/07/2023

Like Schrödinger’s Cat, if I don’t click, I’ll never know if this is real or not.

An iPhone notification from the ESPN app stating: “Spurs’ Victor Wembanyama says Britney Spears grabbed him from behind, his security team stepped in; pop star refutes account.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 04/07/2023

wow, you were all really mean to my friend Pyraxias the Soul Eater. he signed up for bluesky expecting to engage openly with a diverse range of opinions, but you all kept telling him “eating souls is bad” “fuck off with the eating souls” “don’t eat my soul bro” etc

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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 03/07/2023

My favourite fact about Iceland is that we have many, many crime writers but only one forensic pathologist, and he was so busy answering all of their questions that he decided to have a small seminar for writers to get some peace. It immediately sold out so he had another one that also sold out.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

Folks, I’ve been posting on Blue Sky all day and I’m here to report that it’s just like Twitter: Everyone is preoccupied with dumb politics shit, Elon Musk, and ignoring my dumb posts. Feels right.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

I’ve only been here for about a day, but I gotta say… I kinda miss the rate limits. They really helped build up the excitement of scavenging through the next 600 posts for the one good one.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

Visiting the USA this holiday weekend? 🇺🇸🎆 Americans won’t tell you this, but the best place to get a hot dog and soft-serve ice cream on the 4th of July is the Ikea in Paramus, New Jersey. 🌭🍦🇸🇪

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

Hollywood: Please make a SkiFree movie. I need to know the Abominable Snowman’s backstory.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

I’d like to move somewhere less humid but interest rates are too high and this hot tub is already paid off.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

Everyone has two vacuum cleaner head attachments that they use and twenty that they can’t bring themselves to throw away.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

TFW you finish loading all the dirty dishes into the dishwasher then realize that the stuff already in there was clean.

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World’s Best Dave @worldsbestdave.bsky.social · 04/07/2023

I’m at the point in my life where being asked to proofread a slide deck outlining the details of an upcoming family trip to Disney World is considered a reasonable request.

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