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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I don't know much about fighting a war, but I *do* know more then is necessary or sensible about charts & graphs. So I'm confident I can say: this is absurd.

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If you can't use your very own money to buy the bag you want, you're adulting all wrong

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Did you know it's NOT always full of scary water? DID YOU KNOW THIS AND NOT TELL ME??

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

But surely the whole point of P&P was that only The Pretty One deserves a happy ending 😭😭

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm saving this, and you don't need to know why.

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"The right is turning Harry Potter into something heteronormative, promale, and anti-trans" is ........... no, actually, gonna let him have this one. Go ahead & claim responsibility for the franchise. Yes we're soooooooo sad about it, weeping in my tea, you should probably go gloat far far away now.

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I got lucky, it was worse for me than any of the kids. Blisters fully covering soles of both feet, I couldn't walk for days 😭

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

the pediatrician SWORE we didn't need to worry because "no one over 10 gets hand-foot-mouth disease" well take away my bills and sign me up for naptime, because 🤒

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Like, I know the search will pop up the AI response at the top... but I can just ignore and scroll past it. The restaurant I looked up also has a bar, but that doesn't mean going out for dinner turns me into an alcoholic.

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Even for his example... If I'm looking for a restaurant's menu, I google them & click the link to *their website*. If they used an AI coder to build the site or something, that's out of my control, doesn't involve me directly engaging with the model, & realistically there's no way for me to know.

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My parents skirted the cost of school photos by just keeping the proofs sheet... but I guess feeding your kid into the Child Smasher 4000 also works

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

With a kid who's less than 100% committed to doing their part? This is a losing battle. With a kid who doesn't even know you?? Only God can help you now. So what you have to ask yourself is ... how sure am I that the angels are on the side of my political career? And VR got his answer.

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

But it IS possible. You're going to get down on their level, and then get organized. There's 2 of you, and this is now a team sport. Get secure while STILL SQUATTING. And then you're going to stand all 160% of your base weight back up. This is where you find out if you're overpaying at the gym. 👇

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

As a small person who spawned enormous offspring, here's my expert analysis. Where VR fails is in the planning. There's no quick swing to the hip anymore - we're at least 4 years past that. You've GOT TO do your squats. Lift with your legs; your back just doesn't play this game on this level. 👇

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Even the kid knew. Had a supporting hand ready on the podium before his feet came off the floor.

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I can't hear anything over the blinding glare coming off Pink Sweater's teeth

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I wrote down all the steps from A to B, with their distances. And then tracked the odometer to know when I was trading my next step. (I didn't drive pre internet-at-home for looking things ..... before that, I imagine it would involve a lot of going around the block twice, and swearing)

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Well it's definitely a palace. As for corn - I suggest going inside and asking loudly and repeatedly where they keep it. I'm sure a docent will be happy to assist you.

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tbh I think I do have a "personal style", if not the one I wanted, and if we can define it as "didn't sleep well and it's laundry day"

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I have to Reset the display every time I get in, because a SENSOR went bad. There's nothing wrong with the system, but the defective sensor thinks there is, and thinks telling me so is more important than letting me see my odometer, speedometer, or gas gauge.

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I think I smell the faint aroma of a Management Consultant behind this. "You could really bring up these line-speed numbers if they were standing up - we have research that says standing employees are 23% more productive than seated ones!"

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My feelings about capital punishment are not complicated at all, and the only way to improve it is to quit doing it at all.

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We already dont have income tax, how are we supposed to fund ANYTHING if we drop property tax too??

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The diacrit on oregano is killing me 🤣🤣 Go away, Brits, our grandmothers' cookbooks MADE us say it this way!

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Even that's pretty sus... at least for big cities en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peppere...

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Peppered moth evolution - Wikipedia

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They don't appear to understand how ANYTHING works. Even if the robot compositions were genuinely amazing, we'd probably still be finding them, on a day-to-day basis, through Apple Music/Spotify/misc streaming apps.

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

As someone more typically on the receiving end of such a taunt, I am willing to step up and start a raucous screech of "NERRRRRRRDDDD" at his entire staff

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Typical liberal media, zooming waaaayyyy out on one of the images so all the extraneous clutter will distract us from 2 completely identical people

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is such a good book! And it had recipes!

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Fruit cup eaters: we have figured out how to very gently pull to open these without needing to take a shower after Fruit cups: We have now invented a form of glue that could lift a cinderblock pasted to a single strand of dental floss

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I could clean out my bottom desk drawer and make a mint reselling my collection of Valuable Artifacts (lost pencils)

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Oh, so it's like my cat when she gets into a narrow spot. (Except she doesn't even try to keep going, EVEN WHEN SHE ABSOLUTELY COULD and the exit is RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER, she freezes and screams for resue.)

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Let it go, let it gooooooo * spins dramatically and accidentally knocks glasses flying*

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tv exec: watches porn once "I'm totally getting an Emmy for my new high-concept 8-episode series about a pizza guy! We're calling it "Delivered"."

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026

“I want it to be perfect but I also want it to be finished” is like AuDHD in a sentence

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have made fewer than 30 cookies in a go, but that's only because sometimes recipe writers do not have a clear understanding of how big a cookie should be

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I havent worked in healthcare, but I taught high school so ... same 😅

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yeah sure..... follow us right into the meeting room, immediately start talking to each other, and ask us where the coffee and snacks are 🙃

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We don't need this kind of negativity.

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Don't even get me started on putting tomatoes in there

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If my kids went looking for a snack and found out it was 1 cheese stick, 2 pieces of carrot, and 2 pieces of mostly-leaves celery, they would eat ME instead

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Those carrot sticks are going to be so floppy by tomorrow morning, you could use them for the next greatest trend : produce macrame

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Our parents didn't spend 40 years yelling "shut that door, what the hell are you staring at in there" just to be betrayed like this

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There's so much God-justified killing in the Old Testament, I think we can make a case

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you are incapable of behaving safely in a given space, if you are harming others, you don't get to be in that space. That is unfortunate, and I'm sorry you might miss out on some fun. But you can't be there. Because of THE HARM YOU ARE DOING, not your labels. They are NOT THE SAME THING.

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It is NOT POSSIBLE to exercise a "gaslighting kink" ethically. Someone might indeed have one, but there are many things that, if you find them arousing, you just have to learn to live without them because they can't be done safely and with true consent... and this is one of them.

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

And the very rare people who make it to/past college before their bump finds them? Often avoid dealing with it altogether, by declaring everything that presents difficulty as Not Worth Knowing, A Waste Of Valuable Time. Keep that in mind when Smart People tell you what does/doesn't matter to learn.

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The farther you make it into your education before you hit The Speedbump, the more devastating it is. When there's never been a *need* to learn study skills or perseverance ... they just don't exist when they're needed.

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World Ahead @worldahead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We talked about it a lot bc I was teaching math, & for almost all Smart Kids, their very first interaction with The Speedbump usually happens somewhere between Algebra 2 and Calculus. They've been getting straight A's on cruise control through their ENTIRE math career, and then BAM 🌟trigonometry🌟.

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