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Bob Skrezyna

@wordrebel.bsky.social
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Dad, procrastinating writer, avid reader, fountain pen and watch enthusiast, socialist, atheist, militant supporter of trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️. Follow me - but not so close you step on the back of my shoe and make it come off. That’s super annoying. Thanks.

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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
John Fetterman doesn't exist. That's just Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema in a big fucking hoodie.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
As a writer and short lived stand up comedian it annoys me when other writers and comics (but mostly the writers) don’t understand the difference between comedy and humor. They are NOT the same!
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
It's the Ides of March. Just reminding everyone in case one of you is in the DC area and really into historical reenactments.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Gonna try to use this more than Facebook. Let’s see how I get on. Odds are high I’ll just forget that I ever posted this. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 03/03/2026
"Republicans in the White House and Congress admitted something astonishing: It was Israel, not America, that picked the moment of attack. This isn’t to say the White House was dragged into the conflict kicking and screaming." lnk.thebulwark.com/4r3CIbV
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Can’t spell “micro penis” without I.C.E.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 11/01/2026
BREAKING: ICE agents pepper-spray peaceful demonstrators and journalists and deploy chemical irritants in Minneapolis. Our partners @statuscoupnews.bsky.social captured the moment live on the ground as it happened.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Hitting the comment section of MAGA posts about Minneapolis and copy/pasting “You’re a twat” on every comment. It’s called Self Care.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Hot literary take: the short interaction between Boo Radley and Scout Finch when Boo finally comes out (from “Hey, Boo.” on to when Boo escorts Scout home) shows more about knocking down the racial barriers of the time than the rest of the book does.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Wild that The Sound Of Freedom/Comet Pizza basement/Wayfair sex trafficking Republicans are now bending over backwards to not only forgive child rape but to normalize child rape. Fucking nuts.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I’m afraid Bill Clinton will be in the Epstein files because I’m on the left? Honey, no. You’re talking to a guy who drove around with an “Impeach Clinton” sign on his car in 1998 and well into 1999. Try again, sweetie.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
The New Testament is just Jesus’ Substack.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I don’t care what anyone eats regardless of how they’re paying for it. If there’s something less my business than someone else’s genitals it’s what they eat. For some reason MAGA is super concerned with both. It’s fucking weird, man.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
#fuckice
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
The more AI a company shoves into a product the less I will use said product.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I don’t want to be rich. I just want to be wealthy enough to produce thousands of super nice signs for protests against fascism and print “Paid For By Jesse Watter’s Mom” on the back just to hear Jesse Watters have to say it.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Trump “lost” the Nobel Peace Prize the same way I “lost” the World’s Best Latina Grandmother contest.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I understand the technical differences between authoritarianism, fascism, and Nazism. I am a lover of words and treat them almost sacredly. All that said I see no reason to play a game of semantics in the US right now. What’s going on? ALL OF THESE AND MORE AND WORSE!!
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I was just in bed with an amazingly hot woman and we were both very satisfied but then she got raptured and you’ll just have to take my word for it.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
First Colbert. Now Kimmel. Free speech is dead. Fascism is here. And if you think your red hat is going to protect you forever you’re as stupid as that hat makes you look.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17/09/2025
Tim Walz: "I'll tell you what doesn't make people feel safe -- a tank next to Chipotle. It's stupid and it's for the cameras ... where are the 'don't tread on me' people?"
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
When I was a kid my mom told me a list of names to never call a woman. Turns out, Nancy Mace is every single one of them.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I picked the wrong presidential administration to stop sniffing glue.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
It’s like the entire Right saw Starship Troopers and totally missed the point.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
One of favorite albums of all time came out 32 years ago today. It’s since gotten me through heartbreak, uncertainty, hopeful moments, joyful moments, and every feeling in between. Happy 32nd anniversary, Counting Crows’ August and Everything After!
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Someone didn’t look at my profile pic when they went off on me for “celebrating his death” (I was not, I just said I’m not sad). The dude is going on and on and ends with “Think of his kids!”. I responded “I can’t. I’m too busy protecting mine from the deadly rhetoric he spouted.”
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Weird how I’m supposed to be afraid of black and brown skinned people but every dangerous shooter looks a lot like me. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Having to take a moment away from the Charlie Kirk shooting - that happened while be was defending the right for school shooters to have guns - to read reports about the concurrent high school shooting in Colorado might be the most American thing I’ve ever done in my life.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Violence is never the answer. But sometimes it’s the only avenue left to trod.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Charlie Kirk was shot at an event in Utah. No word on the severity or other details. We can be sure he wasn’t hit in the heart or the spine, as he lacks both of these things.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I will stand by this post all of my days! #chicago
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Do I have a type? Well I’m not picky but 1998/99 Julia Stiles if I have to choose. Was never really the same after 10 Things I Hate About You. Self assured, sarcastic feminists just do it for me. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Starting a petition to change the name of the Dunning Kruger Effect to “Just Being RFK Jr.”
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Fellow Chicagoans! We know what’s coming. I will simply say: the Tree of Liberty is looking rather parched.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Weird how we’re all cool with making children get naked in front of each other, then making them get sweaty, and then making them get naked in front of each other again. And all while an adult watches. This is gym class, BTW. And it’s always been weird.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Nancy Drew? Hard no. We are a proud Trixie Belden family, dammit!
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I think a compulsory national viewing of “The Obsolete Man” episiode of The Twilight Zone would be very useful right now.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I want to make jokes about Trump disappearing for days after years of health declines but I can’t. We continue to normalize things that would end careers for literally anyone else. HE RAPED KIDS, FOR FUCK’S SAKE!! Please do continue to post jokes though, as we could all use a laugh in dark times.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
All respect to Annunciation Catholic School this morning. Their statement is everything a responsible steward of the Church should be. I am not one to ever commend the Catholic Church but even I have to applaud them today. The entire Conservative population of this country should take notes.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Why the does media interview survivors of a school shooting that happened moments before?! Who is letting them that happen?! Little Timmy just had a juice box then watched his friend Jonny get mowed down by a AK but I’m sure it’s fine. Go ahead and ask him all about it. What the fuck?!
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
THE EPSTEIN FILES WERE IN THE BARREL!! This whole thing is a psyop from the Trump admin so they can disappear the files and under the guise of woke. It’s brilliant! This makes about as much sense as everything else Sweet Potato Hitler says so it’s what I’m going with. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
My kids and I don’t work together as a team. We’re more like a struggling nonprofit.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Anyone else notice that ICE recruitment and action is giving strong Starship Troopers?
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I don’t use guns. Not my thing. Luckily I have a punch card at my local Subway. If I chuck 2 more sandwiches at a cop I get free cookie!! It’s a win/win!
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I’ll just say it: the Big Balls attack was staged as preamble to Trump taking over DC - and I have a feeling he’s using it as a test. JFC. I can’t believe I just typed this sentence.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Wild how much pushback I get for saying that your children aren’t property, they’re people. Just wild.
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
I remember watching action movies in the 90s where the White House blew up and thinking “Oh man! That would be horrible if it actually happened!” Fast forward to 2025 and I’m more “😍”
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
What if I told you “Donald Trump is a child rapist” isn’t a political statement and you’re a sad, disgusting person if you think it is? Cuz that’s facts. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Bob Skrezyna @wordrebel.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Gonna start a petition requiring all history programming from here out to be hosted by Lucy Worsley.
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