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Woolley

@woolley1.bsky.social
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he/him 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 Kindergarten teacher ordinaire. Magic is real, bc I make it real. ♎ 🐎 40+ X-illennial liberal I love cats, cactii, & comics. More abt me on Tumblr: woolsyzygy (banner art by @evenlyevi.bsky.social)

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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
So true. @alibris.com is quite an enabler too tbh
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
QTP with an anime you'd give a perfect 10/10.
static.klipy.com
Tekkon Kinkreet Tekkonkinreet
Alt: Tekkon Kinkreet Kuro & Shiro
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone. Some new(ish) arrivals at the Turquoise Teapot in SF & at Catopia in ABQ.
Hrey & white litten happily snoozing under a pink blankie.A puddle of grey & black kittens asleep in a cat tree hollow.
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
In my 40+ years on this Earth, I have found one eternal truth: When you are alone in a room and wish someone would drop in... ...fart. Fate will ALWAYS send those you love or respect to bask in the rankest miasmas your body can produce. #sorryhoney #sorryboss
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 12/05/2026
Can confirm
"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with someone, and they don't have books, don't fuck them."
- John Waters
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Anxiety Pie Anxpiety? Cherry Anxpiety?
Quote Post Prompt:
"Your Kentucky Derby horse name is: A symptom of one of your mental illnesses + the last thing you ate"
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Share some of the best eyes in movies 🎥👀🖤
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Finally managed to capture how loud this guy can snore. Sound on for cat snores!
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 29/03/2026
Loud techno music is cool
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Libra on Fire 🔥 ⚖️ @libraonfire.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
. He was NOT shot. He did NOT win (in 2020 OR 2024). He DID rape children and women. He NEEDS to be removed from office. #TrumpFiles #IMPEACH #ARRESTHIM #Epstein .
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
#2A protectors! #Trump & #GOP abuse 2A rights, subverting the Founders' ideals #ICE doesn't use guns to protect freedom they use them to terrorize citizens on US soil No discipline, they shoot out of hate & fear No responsibility, they wear masks & flee shootings THIS is the TYRANNY we MUST FIGHT!
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE isn't a branch of US gov anymore, but the de facto domestic policing arm of Trump's regime. There is no 'abolishing' it while he ignores any law against him. Now, the only rally cry should be DEPOSE TRUMP. Until then, ICE won't disappear, just change acronyms. As stated, "langauge matters."
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
apnews.com/article/jack...  Smith before Congress, under oath. Takeaway: "Smith presented his case against Trump, publicly and in previous private testimony, in ways that have not wavered." Under oath, Trump only pleads the 5th. "...if you are innocent why are you taking the 5th Amendment?" -Trump
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Takeaways from Jack Smith on his case against Trump, 'so many witnesses' and the threats ahead
Former Special Counsel Jack Smith testified publicly for the first time on Capitol Hill about his investigation of President Donald Trump’s efforts to overturn the 2020 election.
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Trump's Board of Peace: "Who is still on my side once Jack Smith's testimony & the Epstein Files prove I'm a traitor to the US & I ran a child trafficking ring to rise to power?"
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Libra on Fire 🔥 ⚖️ @libraonfire.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
. We deserved better… #Kamala #Trump #TrumpFiles .
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waiting74patiently @waiting74patiently.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Consider this, if we had just agreed to listen to the victims and believe them, Trump et al, would be in prison, our neighbors wouldn't be traumatized, Venezuela would be a Sovereign Nation, NATO wouldn't be worried, Renee would be alive, and US Citizens wouldn't be ashamed of their government.
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Trump, as Jan Brady, pouting, "Epstein, Epstein, Epstein! Well, I'm gonna invade other nations, send the DOJ after my political enemies, and use ICE to terrorize American citizens. Then we'll see if anybody talks about Epstein anymore!"
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Evidence that ICE is not actually enforcing law. Professional LEAs would pick themselves up & continue the job. The 'agent', with a bruised ego, ran away. Unserious men, cosplaying as soldiers, trying to intimidate others. Jeers & laughter is not the reaction ICE wants. Run, you fascist coward.
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
One possibility for Trump to avoid elections to stay in power. There will be (have been) multiple excuses to refute unfavorable election results. This admin has shown that they never deserved benefit of the doubt when they cry "foul!" They are lying, power hungry criminals. Be aware & stay vigilant.
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
#Trump is using American power for personal gain & elite corruption. We (yes WE) invaded a sovereign nation to distract from his #Epstein involvement & to secure oil for billionaires. He's already been #impeached, twice. It's time we admit what we really need: #Depose the fucking #Traitor!
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Snyder's view on the VZ invasion. Only argument is we DO know what Trump will do. He's not smart or original, nor quiet w his plans. He mimics those he considers great leaders: dictators. Our leaders won't admit he's a dicatator, but then he does this fascist shit. open.substack.com/pub/snyder/p...
open.substack.com
Venezuela: The Precedents
And America: The Future
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beatrice ☾ .⁺⋆ @beawiitch.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
remember to drink lots of water because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population 🐸
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet.
A blurry selfie pic of an orange cat struggling to escape from the arms of a smiling man wearing red pajamas and a Santa hat.
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year! Sending love to all my friends & fam Sending wishes of prosperity to comic/graphic artists, cat caretakers, woollie watchers, whimsical witches, book devourers, nsfw workers, tremendous teachers, flow fanatics, succulent growers, tarot readers... ...& Eleanor, wherever you may be ❤️
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Snow Loving Cat 😻 #Caturday #SaturdayVibes
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Herdwick Sheep @herdwicksheep.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
All I want for Christmas… … is ewe 💚
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LAURETTE 😻 @xxhi-its-lauraxx.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Pretty sure #witchsky would like this!
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Another I can't stand: "Fake it 'til you make it!" -that's literally all my interactions, when is it 'made'? -what 'it' does this apply to? -doesn't "fake it" = lie to yourself & others? -Waddyamean I'm faking it wrong? So, everyone's BSing it all but I'm 'divergent' cuz nothing makes sense to me
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Kelly Barnhill @kellybarnhill.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Dear Google, Stop suggesting your AI nonsense to me. I do not want it. I have never wanted it, and never will. The suggestions are disruptive and enraging and make me want to never use your services again. Just because you sunk your fortunes into AI slop doesn't mean we have to use it. Love, Us.
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
made me yawn, too
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a cat laying on a table with its mouth open and the word sleepy above it
ALT: a cat laying on a table with its mouth open and the word sleepy above it
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Sadly, I must admit I am NOT all that...nor am I a bag of chips.
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Reps control all 3 branches of gvt, purge admin of left-leaning civil workers, give tax breaks to billionaires, defund liberal programs, strip healthcare & food from millions, then shut down the gvt, & refuse to return to DC... ...& ppl STILL say it's the Dems' fault. (Please vote, y'all)
media.tenor.com
a cartoon character says sighs in disgust
Alt: Kip from Futurama sighs in disgust
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
"...goddamn kids...I could feed some of them to that goldfish...fewer mouths to feed...not like Phil would ever notice...he never watches the fuckin' kids...dumbass can't even count anyways...*sigh*...this is my life now...I swore to myself I would never become my mother...shit..."
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The Life of Sharks @thelifeofsharks.com · 03/10/2025
I hope you all have a nice weekend. It doesn’t have to be amazing. Just nice. I think we all deserve a nice weekend after the last few weeks.
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
American Democracy was felled by the GOP reaching two simple numbers: 6-3
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Inside you are two rams...
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Missed this event & her article earlier this week. Jo is right. This is fascist, genocidal talk. No hyperbole. “Just Kill Them.” Casual Cruelty, Broadcast at Dawn open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom... (btw, lest we forget, what about the #EpsteinFiles?)
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“Just Kill Them.” Casual Cruelty, Broadcast at Dawn
If you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention.
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Timeline cleanse: Quote post 5 things that make you happy 1. Smell of cinnamon rolls in the morning 2. Looking *up* at my mammoth sunflower 3. Seeing rain clouds approaching 4. Reading to kinders cuddling their stuffies 5. Reading a book with my cat purring in my lap
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Which would you be? Leaner or Leaned Upon? #woolies
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Been a while since I checked my woolies feed, let alone shared such majestic "fluffballs".
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adeadmanwalking.bsky.social @adeadmanwalking.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
When 2 kids get in trouble the 1 changing their story & blaming everyone else is the real culprit #Trump "I'll release the #Epstein Files "My name isn't in there "We can't release it" #GOP "He's being framed "He was an informant "Well, he *helped* the FBI" #FOX "Evil Dems "It's a Hoax! "Clinton!"
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
(Except in failed democracies, like Russia, Belarus, Hungary, and now the United States!)
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Powerful words by JoJofromJerz: "They’re not mad that we’re unattractive. They’re mad that we’re not ashamed. They’re mad that we exist on our own terms..." Great article! open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
1st thing MAGA must accept: Non-whites, liberals, & anyone else different ARE NOT EVIL. The GOP propaganda machine has worked tirelessly for decades convincing you the 'others' are conspiring to destroy America & take everything from you. You now support a lying, grifting pedo bc of this lie.
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Hollywood, call me. I can have this script done on a weekend. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/lesson PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
Part 1 of an 11-panel SMBC comic update where aliens attack Earth with an alien virus, and kindergarten teachers discover they have immunity from it due to being sneezed on by children for 20 years. The teachers fight back.Part 2 of an 11-panel SMBC comic update where aliens attack Earth with an alien virus, and kindergarten teachers discover they have immunity from it due to being sneezed on by children for 20 years. The teachers fight back.Part 3 of an 11-panel SMBC comic update where aliens attack Earth with an alien virus, and kindergarten teachers discover they have immunity from it due to being sneezed on by children for 20 years. The teachers fight back.Part 4 of an 11-panel SMBC comic update where aliens attack Earth with an alien virus, and kindergarten teachers discover they have immunity from it due to being sneezed on by children for 20 years. The teachers fight back.
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Woolley @woolley1.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
repost with an old pic you still love ✨ 30th bday, Lebowski-themed party
Me smiling dressed up as Walter Sobchek from the Big Lebowski.
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