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Sam

@woolandthyme.bsky.social
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Queer fiber artist 🧶, non-denominational swamp homesteader 🌱, future author ✍️, weirdo ☠️

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I'm in the office and took my noise canceling headphones off to hear someone talking about chicken alfredo on the phone. Working in the office is really providing me a lot of value, if you couldn't tell. Really riveting stuff.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/12/2025
What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ theonion.com/what-to-know-about-hea…
Q: What is the plot?

A: Two men have a steamy sexual affair despite not being vampires or elf nobility or anything.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
"But company culture!" My dude, the corporation does not have a culture, and the world is not the same as it was 5 years ago. Let go of the corporate real estate and give us some peace.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Ah yes another day in the office so I can sit in my cubicle next to my coworkers who yell into their phones all day on virtual meetings. I'll be here with my noise canceling headphones and sad fruit cup from the cafeteria #collaboration
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The Trump administration is advancing efforts to dismantle mental health services tailored for LGBTQ+ youth, particularly within the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the rayne, and the wynde, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I'm gonna need it to stop raining so I can light up this bitch (my new fire pit).
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
April 2025 update, although sharing a bit late. Garden is fully built up and starting to show signs of life. Right at the end of the month we got our first egg from the quail! I've been able to pick lettuce and small amounts of kale for meals this month.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Like I'm not trying to be mean here, it just genuinely seems like this cast is less equipped to deal with the whole situation than I'm used to seeing. I immediately called who I thought would win (and was right) because she is calm and knowledgeable.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I'm watching Alone Australia season 1 and my lord. What happened with the casting because damn these guys can't hang.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
March 2025! Amazing progress in just a few weeks! All the garden areas are laid out, most of the soil is spread, and things are planted. We also got our quail so hopefully eggs soon! Excited to spend so much time outside this summer.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
My coworker who ordered a regular chicken salad, like with all the toppings, somehow didn't realize she had my salad until she PICKED ALL THE CROUTONS OFF. She apologized like 8 billion times and I'm just like pleaaase just let me eat my sad salad.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Our boss ordered us good for lunch since we have a full in office day. I requested a chicken Caesar salad because pizza is a no go for me when not at home.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Today is my first day back to 3 days a week in the office and my glasses broke. Bad omen.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I may not have a greenhouse, but I do have this.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
It has been 0️⃣ days since the last greenhouse incident.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/03/2025
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them theonion.com/democra...
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
As usual, a trip to the greenhouse fixed me. The garden layout is finalized, just in time for it to get warmer! Hopefully the rest of the structural stuff comes this week so I can finish all the building and order a big ol pile of dirt.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Girls in the bathroom at tellus just asked me if I knew how to shake my butt and I was like "be so for real do I look like someone who knows how to shake their butt?"
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Gorgeous!
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
We want to send a message to the world: what has happened today is an absolute disgrace. It is completely un-American.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Ich have no thinge againste elegant dressinge, but the cult of the suit yn businesse ideologye ys ridiculous, superficial, and pettye.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Do not, my friends, become addicted to water
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Every day I have to hear about some asshole
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I'm gonna be honest, being queer and wanting to have a baby in the year of our lord 2025 is a whole ass animal. Anyone know a dude who wants to help a sister out? Lol
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
folk horror be like "here's some twigs arranged in a different than usual way"
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Martha Rich Art Projects @martharichart.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I made this the other night while procrastinating, mainly because I thought all the posts about the blackout were boring. It feels like there is momentum bringing people together!
A poster for the economic blackout on February 28. It is a big red Jack rabbit on an aqua blue back ground. It says economic blackout in hand done black type. There are two black speech bubbles. One says “don’t buy stuff Friday February 28th. The other says we have power. Below it says No Amazon, Walmart, target, gas food, gas. Below that it says OK small business, use cash. Designed by Martha Rich.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
This past weekend I got yet another library card, this time at the little local library in the town we moved to. They still stamp cards with the due date. The upstairs room is for kids. I'm charmed. #smalltownlife
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
1. This is not about you. 2. You can keep your "allyship" to yourself. 3. Mighty bold to pull that in a WORK CHAT.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
In a webinar (at work!) about legal considerations for the LGBTQ+ community. A woman just left in a huff because she "leans right but is an ally" and "she doesn't feel welcome." Girrrlllllllllllllll
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The saying goes "you learn something new every day." In Feb 2025 I learned not to try to assemble a greenhouse alone when there is a wind advisory.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Yes! I got it in my Feb box and am currently reading it!
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
In other news:
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
10/10 no notes
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
We were being very cute and brought our cheesecake to bed. Except jokes on us, Louis tried to steal the whole cheesecake.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Every year for our valentines dinner, we go to the Millworks for the art and brew crawl. Beer tastings and snacks and art and chatting with local artists. It's such a celebration of this city we live in and I love it.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I went to a galentines party with my friend who is deemed our "backup date"/"third wheel". I slayed the champagne walk and won a bottle of bubbly. ❤️🩷💜 What a fun time!
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
She's done and blocking!
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Do I need to start another project? No. Is that going to stop me from trying to finish something before our valentines day dinner on Wednesday? Also no! I love this yarn from Cat Sandwich Fibers! And it sparkles!
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I keep getting messages/calls that are asking if I want to run for local office. Yeah, I think I could fix everything for sure. I have the gay audacity.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Speaking of slay boots.
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Look I love my gay bird son slay boots. #pokemonviolet
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I'm at least less sleepy today so currently reading while waiting for Pokemon Violet to install. Harrow is a good snuggler. 🖤
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
God I hate taking 2 sick days in a row but I stood up this morning and almost fell back down. So I guess it's another day on the couch watching House.
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 01/02/2025
My LG washer: 🎶 your clothes are clean 🎶 My LG microwave: 🎶 your burrito is ready 🎶 My Zojirushi rice cooker: 🎶 perfectly cooked rice 🎶 My American-made egg cooker: EGGS! JESUS! FUCK!! EGGS!!!
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Joy-Ann Reid @joyannreid.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.
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a drawing of a fist with a purple bracelet around it
ALT: a drawing of a fist with a purple bracelet around it
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Ooo thank you. I'll have to check them out!
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Sam @woolandthyme.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I really liked the idea of eating a pomegranate in a bath. It just sounds so luxurious and indulgent.
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