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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 19h

🤬 AI will only be used to suppress us & boost profits for corporations. Stop building data centers to support & contribute to this behavior. www.instagram.com/reel/DbbDz__...

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It’s so tiring going thru & figuring out what activity & replies interests me. Goddamnit, AI. I gave you many kidneys on ice to pull thru for me!

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Sounds like you should sell everything & move where it’s not cloudy.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

This meteor event reminds me of my youth. “Oh, I’m gonna watch you soo hard. I’ve prepared all day & researched some aspects you’ve never contemplated.” *5 minutes later* “Zzzzzzz”

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Can we be real? My multiple margarita deck drains for when it rarely rains & drains into 1 of my 5-3m x 3m drainage pits…those are what I call ‘urinals’.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If I die right now, I’ll be a grateful, happy man. If I die 30 minutes from now when the beer buzz will have worn off, I’m gonna come back & haunt all you a-holes.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It’s 83 degrees. Gentle cool breeze. Coyotes howling to the East & West of me. Laying in hammock on my margarita deck looking at the Milky Way toward the West near Draco for what was advertised as a fireworks display of meteors. So far, haven’t seen shit. Fake news!

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Meteor shower tonight!! Get out there and monitor the situation! Peak time is right now!

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

It’s not only that rich keep getting richer. But what they do with all those billions. Lotof good could be done w/it. But, unfortunately, mostly it’s lotta bad. US oligarchs r buying up networks/studios/streaming services/TV stations/newspapers/social media platforms. Goal: Control the propaganda.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Remember the good ol’ days when “going postal” was the in thing?

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Being on 3 meds that have hair loss as side effect, I sleep on a silk pillow. Didn’t occur to me to protect from the noggin’ side using a silk bonnet. 🤔

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This is a lame Penthouse Forum article. The word “throbbing” wasn’t used once.😄

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Road. Salt? Are you fucking kidding me? Come on, Main. Don’t be dumb this time.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I remember ironing. Like 35 years ago back in the dress shirt & tie era. Back in the day when Ross Perot’s EDS allowed facial hair. Just moved personal items, stowed for last 5 years in storage facility, into my new house. What’s that? Oh, right. An ironing board.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

And after we back up, let’s go forward. Nope, back it up again…now forward. It’s still bumpy. Try it again…

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

No better campaign ad than that right there. Short & sweet & everyone knows the weight of the threat.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Signals? What the fuck is that? Nobody told me there was a thing called signals. Is this like the last day before graduating high school when I found out every Friday in cafeteria they had pizza?

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’ve blocked soo many numbers the last month texting me, asking to fill out some political survey.🖕🖕 That’s why we don’t trust any poll. Our people don’t have time for that shit.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

6am. Already 80 degrees & 82% humidity. The outside moisture is dripping down my patio slider door screen & glass.😩

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That has failed me plenty. Best club is made by Juan with sourdough & an IPA.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

What do the captions of the Godzilla noises look like? *Arg!* or *(insert angry noises here)* or *(imagine stubbing your bare toe on table leg here)*

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

At 7pm? Ok, maybe a baby wipe sheet to wash off the melted goo. Or have Norbs! do his thing.🐶 👅

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hope you’re also handing out little packets of dry ice to go with those candy bars else kiddos will get home with a Halloween bag full of pudding. It’s hot out!

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Watched War of the Worlds (2005) with my son (age 16?) at home when it came out on TV. Said he had nightmares for days after that. I had no idea. He didn’t seem scared at all while watching.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Haskert, this fuck. We’re on a roll. Let’s keep it going! Come on, Mitch! You’re made in China. That shit don’t last this long!

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

60 Minutes just had a segment with this cocksucker. Painted him all prince-like rebel goody-2-shoes on white horse. He has voted with bag of shit’s position 98% of the time. Füçk all of them. I look forward to his obit.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Guaranteed entrance into Heaven where 50 virgins at your feet wait. Nope. Füçk them nuns.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Plenty of mulligans & swearing. I don’t keep score. I can’t count that high.

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Boooo! What the hell? How long have you been on this? Is this normal? Was listening to Stern the other day. Said he has a famous guy friend who’s on 1 of these weight loss drugs. Drug makes him poop in his bed a couple times a week. And he doesn’t care because he’s losing the weight.🥴

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Woody☘️Expat in🇲🇽Slava🇺🇦🖕🐸🖕 @woodyphi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Or, or, you can cook it since I’m just a dumb man & I’ll come over & eat & if I sit down afterward in a chair & undo my belt & top pants clasp, u’ll know that u could do better next time. This was a post about capitalism, corporate America, & Heritage Foundation’s view of traditional family values.

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