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Nick Woodward

@woodwardnick.bsky.social
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Tulsa lawyer.

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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If any libertarian had ever actually been a libertarian they would constantly be bitching about the death penalty. Provides no value, purely symbolic and costs a shit ton of money.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need everyone to stop with Google Docs. The 9-step verification for access is stupid. “Oh, you got an email at 4:00 Friday saying you’ve received some docs? Great, you should be able to access those docs around noon on Monday.”
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Whoever the “Mike” guy is that forgot to sign out of all his TV accounts at this Air BnB has shit taste. I think I’m a little bit offended at some of the “picked for you” stuff popping up on my screen.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No way there's ever been a game with two less likeable QB's.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was told we are the snowflakes.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dude is just unfettered contempt and rage about the time he had to share a toy in pre-school. Nothing fixes the pain.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Underrated part of this is they got Kennedy to be one of the people holding the sign because he just assumed it would be a good photo op.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m not crying big boy tears. You’re crying! www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s...
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From the baseball community on Reddit: Justin Verlander's daughter has come out to get her dad from his final MLB game
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We have more than we'll ever need and we're making more.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This dude was too old to get drafted into 'Nam.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bojangles going too far with their chicken breast promotion.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why does this make it feel like something horrible is about to happen?
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
R Mason Thomas and the Chiefs were always a perfect marriage.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Aikman just said "Ja'Quan McMillan" and somehow emphasized all five syllables.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I wonder if he just got some bad news about weapons stockpiles?
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bryan Woo enters the chat as everyone’s new favorite player. www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s...
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From the baseball community on Reddit: [Jomboy Media] Bryan Woo pulled a kid out of the crowd and let him toss a couple pitches in the bullpen
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There's a decent chance both NE and SEA were both slightly above average and last year was an anomaly.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This guy lies like a 12-year old. He needs to be asked which branch he applied, and what injuries precluded his service.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Texas defense on pace to give up 14 pts/gm more than OU this season.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love that this shock is based on someone having 3 for 32 against N. Illinois.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Every MLB umpire has a burner account where he complains about the 19th Amendment.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Based on what I saw tonight UTEP is clearly a top-20 team and a CFP contender.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
lol, Trell Harris was certainly walking back to the huddle like "yeah, I caught that, don't look at the replay though"
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Kip Lewis has to get on that ball.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That's actually kind of a fun jurisdiction class for all the 1L kids over the next few years. "Sinema has acknowledged having a romantic relationship with Matthew Ammel but argued that she can’t be sued in North Carolina because she has no connection to the state."
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Did the crowd just boo a timeout? Is it that hot there?
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
UTEP is going to screw around and get their QB injured.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is it weird that Billy Bob Thornton plays two slightly different versions of himself in a phone commercial vs. a beer commercial?
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
How did Colorado St. not make the playoffs last year? #Avant #Beers
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"ROCKY BEERS CRACKING ONE OPEN!" 😂
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
That's the best example of out-kicking your coverage I've ever seen.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Avant Heisman frontrunner.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Perfect talkin'.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is actually the funniest joke JD has ever made.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And then one day no one was capable of writing a 10-page paper.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Given the opportunity I’d change my name to this to piss off an older sibling.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So it does come in threes.
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 23/08/2026
Amazing
In the week after the June 24 primary election for mayor, I was determined to meet with voters in conservative neighborhoods where
Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani (D-Astoria), a democratic socialist, had performed surprisingly well. In a Howard Beach precinct where Mamdani won, I met a couple who, despite being conservative, voted for Mamdani because they bizarrely thought he had run "to the right" of former Gov. Andrew Cuomo and also believed he was Italian-American, as his name ended in an
"'" and he was from Astoria.
When I dug further into why they thought he was running "to the right" of Cuomo, they noted that it was because he discussed "prices" and
"cost of living," as Donald Trump had in 2024.
They both voted for Trump. They had a hard time believing Mamdani was a socialist because they believed socialists "support making everything more expensive. 1"
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ice Cream is a step too far!
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I get both sides here, but I kind of think the best way to handle it would be to repurpose the space (relatively cheaply) into something useful, like office spaces for an exec department that needs an upgrade, or a White House museum that kids can explore.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Why is Maxx Crosby wearing eye-black if he's not suited up to play?
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Mendoza throws the most rookie pick ever.... "oh shit, the guy 4-yards away from my target can get in front of the ball before I can wind up and throw it 15-yards?!?!?"
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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
people are really getting into a row about spreadsheets. my column:
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Important, but unfortunately it’s a long way from addressing Citizen’s United and PAC money.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I bet that’s so fucking good.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We should probably stop letting him hit at Coors.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Bluesky finds out she's the kind of crazy that's tatted up and dudes start shooting their shot like Larry and Magic in a McDonalds.
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Nick Woodward @woodwardnick.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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