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Dan (they/them)

@woodbeard.bsky.social
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
Happt Saturday, y’all
I’m wearing an open robe, standing in front of the couch, holding a coffee mug.
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 25/12/2023
Merry Christmas, cuties 😘
I’m sitting on garden furniture holding the camera up above me. I’m naked.
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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
The greatest thing about the final Doctor Who 60th special is that I can finally cosplay the Doctor, and without having to buy anything new.
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 07/12/2023
I don’t wanna get out of bed this morning… y’all are gonna need to come here.
I’m lying in bed naked, sheets twisted next to me, my penis erect.
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ncaries91 @ncaries91.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
☺️😉
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 02/12/2023
Reskeet with your favourite nude atm
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IainDHD @iainbeanz.bsky.social · 01/12/2023
Throwback Thursday to l e g s
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
I could really use some help.
I’m sitting in a chair with a tshirt lifted over my head to bare my torso. I’m holding my erect penis.
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
What’s that? It’s FRIDAY!?
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Hi! It’s Tuesday!
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
I’m in Melbourne for work and part of me wants to go to Adam (nude bar) tomorrow night but also part of me doesn’t like hanging out in bars without already knowing someone there so… I’ll probably just stay in the hotel and play Baldur’s Gate.
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
I should be going to sleep but no, I’m still up.
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
I’m very late for hump day I’m sorry!! Fresh hotel room travelling for work edition.
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Just hanging out in the back yard this morning
I’m sitting on a bench, wearing a blue singlet and blue shorts. My penis is poking out of the leg of the shorts. Behind me is a garden fence and pot plant.
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
It’s still Friday for an hour here! Happy FCF!
A photo of me lying in bed, with my tummy and legs in view. My left hand is holding my erect penis.
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
Not feeling FCF so here’s a flashback from 2020, stuck at home, enjoying the sun.
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
Repost with a thirst trap
Me naked from the waist up lying in bed looking at the camera. One arm rests in my torso, the other is extended holding the camera.
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
Cleaning out my photos found this one from last year. I miss the lighting in the bedroom of my old house.
A low angle across my naked body with nipple at the bottom left and penis at the top right. A blue sheet is draped across my legs.
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
I’m missing my monthly bator group today. Which is fine, but I could really go for a fun frot and such with some friends right now.
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
I hear it’s Friday
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
I want Simon Neil to tie me down and stand over me jerking off and shoot over my face.
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Good morning friends!
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
I do believe it’s Wednesday!
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
I finally played Baldur’s Gate with a naked party. I didn’t get into any combats that session but it was fun to have them all running around. (Also Gale could get it.)
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
Saturday night in?
An xbox controller is on my naked thigh next to my penis
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Happy FCF, apparently!
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Dan (they/them) @woodbeard.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
Bedtime 🥱 😴
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