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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Someone wants to speak to the manager about the lack of food in their bowl……

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I may never be an artist, but I can paint a straight line that’s somewhat decent. 🎨

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sometimes he’s adorable, when he’s asleep. He’s grown so much in just 3 months. #kitten #gayswithcats #beard #hairy

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I think he’s trying to get my attention. Perhaps I should feed him.

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Marlowe always crashing my thirst traps.

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Let’s call the winter body a starting position.

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

PSA for those of you in Melbourne. Swoop season has officially begun.

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Someone decided Daddy needed a hug today.

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I can’t find the words to sum up decades of friendship, love & support. Anything I say will fall painfully short of how I & many others are feeling, most importantly your loving partner Mateo who is dealing with unimaginable loss. Please share the link & donate if you can 💔 gofund.me/1e4f92abd

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

You keep me awake all night, I dress you as a lobster. It’s only fair.

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

We’re staying in bed all day, how should we keep ourselves entertained?

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Another fun weekend with good friends, meeting a childhood hero; Frazer Hines who played Jaime alongside Patrick Troughton in Doctor Who in the 60’s.

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Kevin Phthalo @phthalo-paladin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Out for a wander with @meholt.bsky.social while the weather is still good...

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

There’s something terrifying behind me isn’t there…….. @poundpuppy.bsky.social

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Time to bate the thirst trap…. 🪤

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Can’t even take a thirst trap without Marlowe upstaging me!

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

5 months old and Marlowe can already strike a pose.

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

This is how I show off my new haircut right?

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

A hint of sunlight, time to get my pants off. (UK translation: pants = trousers)

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I’m not fat, I’m just as Nolan intended.

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Marlowe is such a harsh critic, he’s always making edits to what I write.

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Marlowe and I are pretending to be kangaroos.

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Is it warm enough to be in my slutty era yet?

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

3 hours, laying awake. insomnia. Eyes won’t close. The kitten snores gently. -a haiku by me, in collaboration with the kitten.

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I’ve realized two very important things this morning: 1. I could inhale a full bag of wizz fizz right now. 2. Outside Australia, no one seems to know what wizz fizz is…..

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

“My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts.” I shouldn’t let Marlowe watch Star Trek. He thinks because he’s got pointy ears he must be a Vulcan and he’s trying to mind meld with me to feed him a second dinner.

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

The simpsons really do predict everything!

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Now that I have your attention….. Please follow this link and vote for my friends Troy Hunter’s book Gus and the Burning Stones. www.betterreading.com.au/news/vote-fo... (All the good boys are doing it, just saying)

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not your real Dad @meholt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I had just fallen asleep, when something hit me in the face. I panic turned the lights on, and guess who’s sitting on my bed head knocking books onto my head…… He’s so damned lucky he’s cute.