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woob @woob.zone · 01/10/2026
Dwarf Fortress is really the gift that keeps on giving
Reddit post, "Interrogating babies guide" submitted by Waaswaa to r/dwarffortress

To be brief. It's a hassle, and it's not really worth it. You won't learn anything anyway, and it's just a lot of micromanagement.

The back story of this is that I, in my naivety, wanted to interrogate everyone in the fort. Including a large amount of babies. It turned out that if you try to take a baby from it's mother for interrogation (or for any reason for that matter) she will hunt you down and snatch her offspring back, turning it all into a tug of war between the captain of the guard and the baby mother.

So here's the guide:

If you want to interrogate a dwarven baby, the only person that can do it is its mother. Ergo,

1.    Turn the mother, temorarily, into the captain of the guard.
2.    Pray you won't encounter a forgotten beast (I still speak from experience. The baby mother became the completely inexperienced captain of the guard, wielding a baby)
3.    If you have more than one baby to interrogate, cycle all the mothers as captains of the guard.
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woob @woob.zone · 28/09/2026
pov youre about to see the most miserable dogshit on earth
skydance animation
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woob @woob.zone · 27/09/2026
ok
hamburglar running away from the penis contest with all of the penis
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woob @woob.zone · 27/09/2026
does this gunbird thing i drew last night count
weird biomechanical gun bird thing, it's got a big curved magazine for a comb feeding into its rounded head, its long partially open toucan-like beak has air cooling holes with a barrel leading out the end of it with a flash suppressor thingy. Above the beak it has a gas return passage
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woob @woob.zone · 27/09/2026
so here';s my idea. it would get banned for smacking you all around and maybe killing you but it would be soooooo fun.
diagram of a pole sticking upwards with handles and "feetdles" on it, allowing a person (future plaintiff) to hold onto it. The pole is connected to a base on the ground with a spring. This allows the rider to just swing it all over the damn place as they please. yippeeeeee!!!
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woob @woob.zone · 27/09/2026
Many would fold in this situation. #art #sinkdog
Sinkdog, the famed and beloved dog with a sink in her tummy, looking to the viewer with her left hand twiddling at one of her faucet handles:  "Wanna give it a twist?", she invites.
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woob @woob.zone · 23/09/2026
oh my god this font rips fonts.google.com/specimen/Cor...
Coral Pixels designed by Tanukizamurai and available on Google Fonts: a color font that replicates subpixel hinting, including the blue and orange color tones
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woob @woob.zone · 23/09/2026
Much of the the essay is also about how drone warfare disorients soldiers from the traditional masculine rituals of combat and, well… Just how much of our current situation is simply on account of Pete Hegseth seeing this meme in his nightmares every night? (a bit nafo, i know, sorry,)
"noooo you cant just vaporize my entire armored divison, we had such a manly recruitment ad"
"omg integrated fire support?? go off queen sksksksk, JDAMs are such a gemini thing"
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woob @woob.zone · 23/09/2026
Does she deserve an apology?
Winner of the Enole Award 2014
Drone Disorientations
How "unmanned" weapons queer the experience of killing in war
by Cara Daggett
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woob @woob.zone · 23/09/2026
KIDS ARE SMOKING THE laura "thirty years old" cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social
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woob @woob.zone · 21/09/2026
drain brain
cat creature with a tangle of black draining from its mind out into the open air around
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woob @woob.zone · 20/09/2026
who do you think i was talking about?
guy with israel flag liked my fucking post
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woob @woob.zone · 16/09/2026
does this count
Blaze The Cat, looking uncharacteristically nonchalant while she sparks up some flame with a hand
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woob @woob.zone · 16/09/2026
ok!
a robot or computer person, standing in some kinda deserty landscape. They have a head that looks kind of like a mix between a searchlight and a jet engine. Their body has a big hole in it and spindly limbs. In a tentacle-hand they hold a staff. Also theyre wearing a faded green shawl robe thingy
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woob @woob.zone · 13/09/2026
when you know, you know
Wikipedia screenshot:

Animation, design and music
The animation is provided by La Chouette Compagnie, a French animation studio. According to DiMartino and Konietzko, the series' art direction was influenced by French surrealist artist Mœbius and 1990s anime. Avatar: Seven Havens music will be composed by Jeremy Zuckerman, who previously scored Avatar: The Last Airbender and The Legend of Korra with Benjamin Wynn.
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woob @woob.zone · 31/08/2026
Unit of Measure by @sandrabeasley.bsky.social
Unit of Measure, by Sandra Beasley

All can be measured by the standard of the capybara.
Everyone is lesser than or greater than the capybara.
Everything is taller or shorter than the capybara.
Everything is mistaken for a Brazilian dance craze
more or less frequently than the capybara.
Everyone eats greater or fewer watermelons
than the capybara. Everyone eats more or less bark.
Everyone barks more than or less than the capybara,
who also whistles, clicks, grunts, and emits what is known
as his alarm squeal. Everyone is more or less alarmed
than a capybara, who—because his back legs
are longer than his front legs—feels like
he is going downhill at all times.
Everyone is more or less a master of grasses
than the capybara. Or going by the scientific name,
more or less Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris—
or, going by the Greek translation, more or less
water hog. Everyone is more or less
of a fish than the capybara, defined as the outermost realm
of fishdom by the 16th-century Catholic Church.
Everyone is eaten more or less often for Lent than
the capybara. Shredded, spiced, and served over plantains,
everything tastes more or less like pork
than the capybara. Before you decide that you are
greater than or lesser than a capybara, consider
that while the Brazilian capybara breeds only once a year,
the Venezuelan variety mates continuously.
Consider the last time you mated continuously.
Consider the year of your childhood when you had
exactly as many teeth as the capybara—
twenty—and all yours fell out, and all his
kept growing. Consider how his skin stretches
in only one direction. Accept that you are stretchier
than the capybara. Accept that you have foolishly
distributed your eyes, ears, and nostrils
all over your face. Accept that now you will never be able
to sleep underwater. Accept that the fish
will never gather to your capybara body offering
their soft, finned love. One of us, they say, one of us,
but they will not say it to you.
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woob @woob.zone · 28/08/2026
"HE ATE THEM" thumbnail with the little lil willy wonka from the box art on the left
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woob @woob.zone · 27/08/2026
lil bit a Whisper tonight! Still figuring her out
Ink and pencil drawing of Whisper the Wolf from IDW sonic, in a sorta falling megaman pose I guess!
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woob @woob.zone · 26/08/2026
solve for x
Fonctionnement d'un trébuchet, engin militaire du Moyen-Âge.The sketch of the G-4 (R-14) design concept is originated from a CIA Report RDP80-00810A001800090003-0 of 26 August 1953 and was based on details (including dimensions) provided by the German aircraft specialist Konrad Toebe who was member of Helmut Gröttrup's team on Gorodomlya island from 1946 to 1952. The sketch on the right is based on R-7 drawings of the booster which has also been used with Wostok and Soyuz rockets. There is a clear similarity of the size, the cone angle of 8 degrees and some other details described in the CIA report.
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woob @woob.zone · 26/08/2026
basicallyy
the mom from "are ya winning son" is like "are ya watering the evil seed" and her progeny's vr headset responds "indeed there are those who walk these halls in whom it has sprouted and taken root" while they play ace combat with a hitachi magic wand
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woob @woob.zone · 22/08/2026
couple pinterest exercises.
rough kinda charcoally lookin sketches,, the first of a woman sitting on a wall in black jacket and trousers with a beret lookin thing on. Second is a woman standing with a flat, broad brimmed hat, loose light upper garb, a tightly fit midsection and loose dark trousers.
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woob @woob.zone · 21/08/2026
Our little space
Photo, almost entirely black other than the thin slit of a steel door's window. Through it, a pothos and a wall mounted fire extinguisher are visible in a brightly lit room
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woob @woob.zone · 21/08/2026
the situation has developed .
Panel of Whisper The Wolf from an IDW sonic volume I currently have open (namely issue 24! Hoo boy!)
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woob @woob.zone · 19/08/2026
the jamiroquai "oh, now there is no sound" linux meme except linux is replaced with the pipewire logo and now there IS sound and jarmiroquai oh he is smiling oh yes
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woob @woob.zone · 11/08/2026
Can you make this place safe I dont want to run any more
smileover fuck up image grain mixy shit
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woob @woob.zone · 10/08/2026
"some crimes can never be forgiven" from that fuckin "THIS IS FEMINISM" meme
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woob @woob.zone · 10/08/2026
banger tweet now check out this guy
A great rotund echidna her name is Eleanor and she got hit by a car but she was so rotund that she was completely okay afterwards
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woob @woob.zone · 09/08/2026
stop using mibbit
A kittykitty goez "[:] <> Hehe x3c" in courier font with big red splatter behind it and a bit of red on its toof x3
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woob @woob.zone · 09/08/2026
just want to share my favorite video on here
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woob @woob.zone · 05/08/2026
week 1 of spironolactone they weren't kidding scoob
pathetic poorly lit mini bowl of pickle chips
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woob @woob.zone · 05/08/2026
real hominid hours
A bowl of delicious brambleberries! Dont eat the bugs!
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woob @woob.zone · 05/08/2026
bramblebitches rise the fuck up
Shitload of wild blackberries on the bush
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woob @woob.zone · 03/08/2026
Another couple #artfight attacks! #art #artfight2026
Alto, a purple and cyan mouse-chinchilla (minchilla), taking the rotund shape of a chomik from the hit roblox game find the chomiks. 
so as to affirm Alto's diminutive size, the bricks in the background are lego bricks. lego bricks in roblox. under no circumstances, i repeat under no circumstances are they a giant path blocking creature from an RPG that you have to pay money or a flute song to.Leviathan "Levi" the bee, chuffin back a fat dart ralsei-style. Above him is a push notification reading "⚠️ High Bee Activity Advisory"
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woob @woob.zone · 02/08/2026
Selected #Artfight attacks for this year! Feat: @eveyuwu.bsky.social's Cuddle Pup! @fragilescales.bsky.social's Effie! af/scooterloop's Beddy! #art #artfight2026
Cuddle pup, a cute plush puppy dog, springing up with a big happy expression on their face! Drawn in flat color binary brushEffie, a huge demon harbor seal woman (shoulda drawn her huger sorry), looking towards the viewer with a half-lidded spike-toothed grin on her face. She wears a dark red sleeveless shirt with "OUCH!" printed on it, and a green cap with "BAD DAY TO BE A HOT DOG" printed on it 

Drawn in flat shading with wobbly lineartBeddy, an anthro leavanny, in a leaping pose brandishing his scythe-like arms with an energetic/cocky expression on his face

Lineless, flat shading
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woob @woob.zone · 29/07/2026
drew your little gourdlet
the aforementioned baby gourd, getting into antics on its funny little chicken feet. antics include standing around, getting scared by cucumumumber, and falling down and eating shit
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woob @woob.zone · 28/07/2026
ragecomic edit
justin beiber: "Hey, I'm justin bieber"
derpinas: "and...?"
mrgreen emoticon: hey, I'm...
derpinas: ":mrgreen: !!!!"
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woob @woob.zone · 25/07/2026
bluesky in 2026
tweet edit: the fact that i'm at risk of seeing a agent's opinion at any point during my day is a human rights violation
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woob @woob.zone · 23/07/2026
The same quote as in the quoted post, but formatted as a The Onion "American Voices" quote
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woob @woob.zone · 20/07/2026
airhead #art #kaiba
illustration by me, of Chroniko from the 2008 anime Kaiba, showing a tearfully distressed expression as orange, roe-like masses drift from her head. Next to her is the text: "Please, don't hate me for this. I'll be tweaking your memory so that you don't change your mind". The last few lines decay to become unintelligible. Their rough shape suggest lines spoken in the anime.
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woob @woob.zone · 20/07/2026
alto wtf is ber
The post you're replying to was marked as being written in ber by its author. Would you like to reply in ber?
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woob @woob.zone · 19/07/2026
tumblr post by ultradracula:
Controversial opinion but i dont think people should go to jail for objectively funny crimes
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woob @woob.zone · 15/07/2026
Fucking hate havjng to consult the ancestors medallion and they just give you this smarmy fucking look every goddamn time. "Go ahead dearie. Ask your question." Go ahead and eat my ass.
Tumblr ad featuring a coin with horrendously ai generated old lady facing directly into the camera with beady black eyes and a contemptuous smile.
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woob @woob.zone · 10/07/2026
color selection demonstrating that jerma is as pink as his lava lamp
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woob @woob.zone · 10/07/2026
my fish #myfish
dingo dragging a fish out of the sea; photo by Marc Tarlock, taken from dingo wikipedia article
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woob @woob.zone · 02/07/2026
Did you know? Deltarune canonically takes place in Franklin County, Massachusetts.
Franklin County in north-western massachusetts, where Deltarune takes place.
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woob @woob.zone · 30/06/2026
domesticated beast.
Intermediate Bulk Container on a four legged stand in a grassy field, from wikipedia
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woob @woob.zone · 29/06/2026
🔊
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woob @woob.zone · 28/06/2026
Im sorry but these are the most façadey façades I have ever seen. How do you get this on the nose?
Crop of those weird vaguely neoclassical facades showing themselves to be blatantly obvious wood paneling wrapped around some regular ass tents??
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woob @woob.zone · 28/06/2026
NOT FUCKING MULLVAD GOD DAMN IT www.tumblr.com/3liza/820613... circumstances.run/@davidgerard...
tumblr post from 3liza titled "cancel your mullvad subscription":

tech news today is that Mullvad VPN has gone mask-off about being the major funding source for the Swedish Orebro party, who are racist nationalists. unfortunately all discussion of this is occurring on fucking Mastodon instances i can barely load

if you are a mullvad customer (as i am) and want to get out, here is guidance from this guy ( https://circumstances.run/@davidgerard/116823203601885385 )

"""
    If you don't want your Mullvad fees going to fund neo-Nazis - or @mozilla VPN fees, which is rebranded Mullvad - cancel and get a refund immediately

    that's whose "free speech" the official account is talking about here, and that's where your fees go to

    EDIT: Mullvad has a 14 day refund policy. But the message below is a direct call to ask for a refund if you don't want to give money to Nazis.

    If Mullvad refuse a refund, call your consumer protection agency. And reverse credit card charges on the basis of deceptive refund policy representations. It's not like you ever want to be a Mullvad customer again.

    archive copy of Mullvad statement: https://web.archive.org/web/2026062717
"""
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woob @woob.zone · 20/06/2026
"so woob what team are you gonna be on for art fight this yea-" artfight.net/~woob #artfight
drawover of my fox sona as Mystery the seahorse in Spongebob Squarepants
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