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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m like girl talk except I mashed up ff7 prelude with ff7 prelude

ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Never been more proud to be a man when my wife asked me at dinner “honey, what’s the La Li Lu Le Lo?” and I told her the correct answer

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

doing a delicate sneaking mission in MGS4 and chat keeps scaring me with sound alerts..

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

this guy speaks to my soul

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I wonder what's new with grok

a screen capture of twitter dot com showing the grok menu item with a tantalizing blue dot, indicating some new and exciting feature is available. it's probably not going to ask me to give elon musk money

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

grogu is 70 years old and still acts like a baby... must be a millennial

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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Here in this case is a disgustingly deformed Swamp Tentacle. Such a freak of nature has never been seen before, and hopefully not since either!

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I’m all in on jelly roll now

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Citan Uzuki @doccitanuzuki.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

When I 'buy a game,' I buy 'seven copies': one to 'play,' one to 'keep sealed in the shrinkwrap,' one to have 'graded and encapsulated,' one as 'an extra,' one as 'a backup,' one 'just in case,' and, of course, one to 'masturbate with and/or to.'

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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Ah, there you are. It seems that we have a... bit of a problem. It's the Font of Madness... no doubt you were on your way there just now.

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

you vibe coded this? wow that's awesome. I vibe coded a way to fuck your wife!

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

as an industry insider who has been working the ad business for over 40 years I have to say, Liberty Bibberty is going to go down as one of the most important campaigns of our lifetime

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

My personal belief is that president shinra from ff7 has a milking fetish. That’s one fun fact about me

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

no!!! an impish thief has stolen my weapon!! no!!!

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

A Gold Saucer? A saucer of milk perhaps? 💦

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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Did you know you can officially complain about the merchants in town?

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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Once I've perfected my act, I'll be the toast of the Realm!

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

There better not be any random battles in this rpg or so help me

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

It's really gross, honestly. I mean I'm supposed to be the nasty little freak at Shinra and this grosses even ME out! --Palmer

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The $#&^ is wrong with that guy? He wanted me to build a rocket, was that part of his whole "thing"? --Cid Highwind, after meeting with eco-terrorist group Avalanche and being told to avoid President Shinra at all costs, due to his obsession with milking

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I’ll smash em I’ll cut em off I’ll milk them!!! —President Shrina excitedly interrupting a tense exchange between the slumlord Don Corneo and members of terrorist organization Avalanche

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Did Sephiroth... do this? --President Shinra's shocked response upon learning that his employee Sephiroth took over all man-milking procedures in Shinra Tower

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

My balls are dyin', Cloud! --Barret to Cloud, after hours of torturous milking sessions after being captured by the nefarious President Shinra

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

the first time I posted this I think it was about an actual turtle

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Yeah I've got a milking fetish. I love milking the planet of it's sweet Mako energy!!! --President Shinra, moments before he gets tugged off by a big purple dog with squid arms through a hole in his plexiglass conference table

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I am seeking investors in building a massive AI data center I plan to build right here in America. investors of $100 or more will receive a personalized NFT of me taking a shit into the water reservoir of a major metropolitan area

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

My Shadow Knows My STORY!!!!!!!!!! queue bbq sauce commercial footage

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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Everyone calls me Sten the Ugly. I got tired of beating people up for it. So go ahead. Live it up.

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I was a lifelong democrat but now I know that white christians are constantly being gang raped by brown people. like 250000 times. it's really messed up

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Everyone, be careful not to eat too much horse sashimi

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

asked my partner if she wanted to watch the jazz anime movie again and she said "maybe next time, let's just watch ER" :(

the cover of the manga volume of blue giant issues 5-6, showing a young man enthralled in the passion of jazzing out on the piano

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I found 100 Gold in a small poo

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

more like boreds of Canada! Jk I love them. I’m so excited I pre ordered the cd and the vinyl

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Does anyone know what the “stink” status effect does in blue dragon xbox360? I Stink

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

*brushing the enamel off my teeth* I could never be a socialist bc I love my HD DVD box set of Blade Runner too much

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

even my toothbrushes are retro!

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Also I love the tv show martin

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I did 3 full turns on my skateboard while pissing my pants. 1080 pee

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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I followed the bones. They lead me here. I just moved in when I got here. No one seemed to mind. Everyone here seems to be waiting for something. Believes bones talk to him and tell him to kill. He has a burning need in the pit of his stomache to kill things and rip out their bones.

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ws @wonderswaan.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

A car is just 4 toilets to me

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Citan Uzuki @doccitanuzuki.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Buying '500 videogames' every month (as I do) is 'expensive as hell.' You won't buy '500 videogames' every month (as I do) if you are one of those 'plebeians' who have to think, even for a moment, about where 'money' comes from.

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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

It is by the order of the Madgod. The residents don't like it, though.

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