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Wondercarrot

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Has anyone tried unplugging the US and plugging it back in again?

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 9h
Zelenskyy says Trump has betrayed Ukraine.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 11h
This is completely outrageous and disgusting. This must immediately be blocked by Congress and Trump should be impeached for this. The US is now funding Putin’s war machine as he murders civilians including children. We are lost as a country.
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 10h
JFC. I’m contemplating dating a variety of supermodels, and playing quarterback for the Cowboys. The lesson here? you don’t have to write it just because some asshole says it.
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know…like Jesus would. I’ve got a lot of words and none of them are enough for these despicably grotesque people. America is so lost and broken, it’s not even heartbreaking…it’s just disgusting.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff says that Mike Collins has "hired half the Third Reich to staff your congressional office"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff: "If John Lewis were marching today from Selma to Montgomery, Mike Collins would be grabbing a billy club"
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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This Is America Dance - Childish Gambino
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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This Is America Dance - Childish Gambino
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ill take back what I’ve said about robotics & AI. She can almost pass for a human, amazing.
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
his no big deal upside here is that only 12 million Americans would die
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well…it’s hard not to see why Maine voters can’t get enough of Susan Collins.
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How far to the right of a communist before someone is a piece of shit?
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NEW AD: Introducing SCANDUEL! The only betting app where you can parlay Ken Paxton’s scandals — and get paid! Here’s a tip: Always bet that he did the thing. 💰
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lmfao My worthless faithless husband betrayed me and our family and I can neither ever trust or live with him anymore. but you? You should totally vote for him and stick with him for another 6 years.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Michael Tracey wants it to be known that he was *not* trying to "doxx" the victim of a horrible gang rape, he was merely trying to expose her identity and reveal it to their entire world. They're very different things, you see.
Someone described as a "CNN Creator" put out this video claiming I called for the "doxxing" of Jane Doe, and now a nationwide movement has been sparked against me. I NEVER CALLED FOR "DOXXING." CNN APPARENTLY OPPOSES WHAT IS CALLED "REPORTING" ON CLAIMANTS IN CIVIL PROCEEDINGS
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone of these little freaks is the distillation of ever shitty person I’ve ever met.
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This guy has 3 masters & working on his PhD in global security. How is it possible to be so wrong, so confused, & so ignorant on global security matters in such a short article.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A classic case of a man Schmitting himself in public.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No I don’t believe it was a coincidence, I believe that’s what happens when you have more votes.
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes, and claiming that democrats lost because the elections were stolen is equally idiotic. Want to complain about gerrymandering etc go ahead but some vague - was stolen because of Elons spacer lasers or Elon flipped votes - denies the grotesque reality that yes….there really are that many morons.
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
STOP THIS NONSENSE. Many people do not believe this. Turning yourself into the mirror image of the GOP losers who claim stolen elections is embarrassing.
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You living in fantasy land that 73 million people didn’t vote for him is not helping anything.
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stop it. You sound like a dumbfuck January 6th imbecile. You elected him. 73 million Americans voted for him, another 50 million+ whatever didn’t even bother to vote. Twice.
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It seems impossible these people can be this stupid…
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well it’s just some adorable meddling…
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh well if they didn’t know about it then no worries because that’s just how the law works. It went rogue lmfao. No…the company who created this product is preposterously irresponsible and in any other industry you’d be punished for it.
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Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 24/09/2026
Aaron Swartz is no longer here to tell us what he saw like twenty years ago. futurism.com/artificial-i...
Swartz had been batchmates with Altman in the inaugural class of 2005 at the Silicon Valley incubator Y Combinator, and warned his friends about Altman shortly before his passing.

“You need to understand that Sam can never be trusted,” he told one confidante. “He is a sociopath. He would do anything.”
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don’t know, sounds like he’d be right at home on Bluesky…
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pretty richly fucking ironic given no one made you watch Charlie Sykes…
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pretty sure it looked a lot like this…
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I always imagine these things as how the hell does he trick her into doing this, revealing things, the humiliation etc. and the entire clip is like “are you sure you want me here?” “What if I see things you don’t want me to talk about” “You are making a big mistake” lol
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m sorry….what?
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
West Germany “You’re free!! We will take substantial portions of our income and treasury and do our best to help you re-integrate our brothers & sisters” East Germans who lived through it “Incredible, truly grateful” Their kids who suffered nothing “Fuck you what did Russia ever do to us?”
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Trump’s obsession with these vulgar memorials to his own vanity is a reminder of the darkness around him, of his hostility to democracy, his loathing of honor, and his disordered mind. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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Trump’s Monumental Obsession
The president fantasizes about a capital city full of memorials—to himself.
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Perhaps you would like to buy some bonds?”
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well if he said it that’s all that really matters. That’s just good journalism.
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Zaki Hasan @zakiscorner.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Update - GOP Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar has been abducted and subjected to extraordinary rendition to Equatorial Guinea. When asked to comment Trump said
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Mariah Carey: I Don't Know Her
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
FFS. Just get it done.
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey you guys were right, democracy does die in darkness. A shame you are helping to turn off the lights.
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Was it trying to vote?
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Irony Meter Maxed Out
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can actually picture Putin saying this to him on their call, and then watch it come out the buffoon’s mouth.
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“IM JUST SAYING MY WIFE WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER DUDE AND VACCINES ARE BULLSHIT. COULD I JUST GET MY PRIVACY BACK?!?”
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“The racist lying rapist sac of shit whose dick I rode hasn’t been enough of a giant sac of shit for my liking - and YOU are all so stupid for believing him”
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That is truly batshit bonkers. I truly can’t process it as anything other than satire…anything else is too soul crushing.
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Wondercarrot @wondercarrot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As usual, Hillary Clinton is once again correct.
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