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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye

@wolter.bsky.social
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Just a guy who did an antifascist drawing once, and used to tweet about Holiday Road. Also just a guy not actually named Nolan. I have an itchy block finger and am often in a foul mood, but I swear I’m often nice! Co-host of @MMISpodcast.bsky.social He/Him

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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 2h
Please help!
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 2h
*british bobby voice*
Close up of three reusable ziplock style bags stacked so that the logo ello repeats three times.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 2h
Please help!
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 2h
Yes! I think he was Bard’s grandson though. Or am I thinking of Grimbeorn the Old?
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 7h
Please do what you can! Any donation helps
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 7h
It might have been Bard III, now that I’m remembering better
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 7h
www.theguardian.com/film/2026/oc...
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‘I just wasn’t going to give up’: the fight to free the longest-serving political prisoner in the US
Leonard Peltier was imprisoned for 49 years before his sentence was commuted. A new Netflix documentary exposes the ‘corrupt’ system that allowed it to happen
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 8h
No I will not apologize.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 8h
I think we can all agree that the gumbo you like is coming back in style.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 8h
There’s no way Wood wasn’t dreaming of having big naturals in a pink angora sweater (or even big artificials, for that matter)
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 8h
Absolutely!
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 8h
Please please help if you can
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 8h
Ok, if I had the money to pay an actual human artist to create this as an actual physical painting, I would.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 8h
All the other philosophers in the background are breastploitation actresses like Tura Satana and Kitten Natividad.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 8h
Raphael’s SCHOOL OF ATHENS, but instead of Plato and Aristotle it’s Roger Ebert and Russ Meyer in the center.
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Jen Rosenberg @jendaby.bsky.social · 9h
Anyone else noticing the sudden surge of memes and posts about how GenAI=bad but other AI=amazeballs? Dozens of sites and pages wheeling out the same slopaganda in the same week. Trying to use the disability community as a prop claiming we need it, when it's actually gutted remote work. Gross.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 9h
One passage that will always be inherently better in a radio play is Moria, because you cannot spend a half hour on film in essentially total darkness, which is part of the extreme dread in the book.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 9h
I swear I had never seen that bsky.app/profile/wolt...
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 9h
Yeah. I get that saying “this needs to move slower and be less violent” is not a popular critique of those movies, but I have never courted popularity.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 9h
Now to be fair, you can learn a few more things about some of the Hobbit dwarves from LOTR: Glóin: father of an actual interesting dwarf Óin: dead Ori: dead, good handwriting Balin: Old, nice, and now also dead Bombur: Fatter now Dain: I think he died in battle at the end?
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 9h
BOFUR DESE NUTZ!
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 9h
Please help!
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 9h
Note that four of those characters are not actually on the page at any point
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 9h
Just listened to the relatively faithful 1968 BBC radio version and all I can get is: Thorin: pompous ass Balin: old but nice Dori: put upon piggyback giver Fili and Kili: young Bombur: fat Thrain and Thror: dead Durin: long dead Dain: Short Fortinbras
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 23h
Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 9h
I can sort of hear it. Though his Sam seems a bit rowdier and angrier in his reads. Though a lot of that is, indeed, script related.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 9h
So much padding.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 9h
From the start it was clear that everyone who publicly subscribed to H1 was either a credulous buffoon or a liar.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 9h
Nice try. He’s from the Silmarillion.
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Taylor Rioux @taylorjrioux.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I FOUND HER
Blonde meme lady
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Nome @nome.bsky.social · 14h
"ADHD label risks lifelong harm to children." If you don't label the disorder, then what we will be labelled instead is "Lazy." "Underachiever." "Doesn't live up to their potential." "Bad student." Those labels come with pain, shame, and abuse. The ADHD label comes with a chance for support.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 9h
Yesterday I challenged myself to see how many dwarves’ names I remembered that were mentioned in the hobbit (I got to 17 off the top of my head; there might be more). A much harder one would be to describe more than a handful of those dwarves’ personalities and non-clothing defining characteristics.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 9h
Also, if you can think of a better way to rid your child of scrofula, I’d love to hear it.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 10h
Please help Omar!
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 10h
Gavin newsom can, as ever, fuck right off into the sun.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 10h
Can I just say that "Mike Rogers has been advocating for war after war my entire adult life" is a DEEP CUT. LOLOLOLOL
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 10h
This is awful. Please help
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 10h
Elias is losing the light. Help if you can
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 10h
Please do what you can
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 10h
Which is why the cheetah is far more endangered than most cat species
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 10h
Please help!
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 10h
While clutching my pearls, my monocle popped out.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 10h
Using ladders or trees to explain evolution for example, give the false impression that one animal is “more” evolved than another or is a long destined endpoint of a process.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 10h
Last reskeet: people need to be very careful about the allure of a metaphor. We are pattern recognizers who learn lessons from stories and that’s an easy shortcut to just believing things that have no actual substance.
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Here, the ghost is me. @highway62.bsky.social · 10h
*whispers* Metaphors and novelty will go a long way to explain philosophies of science, particularly the science to study that which cannot be studied directly.
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Here, the ghost is me. @highway62.bsky.social · 10h
"You're assembling tokens just like our machines are!" I dunno. Sounds like someone's humors are disrupted. Liiitle too much black bile in the system today. Here's some exercises to regulate those. More foods with fire in them to set the balance right.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 10h
Ah yes, that country act fronted by former Avyan Anymals member Ritz Preachers.
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 19h
It just occurred to me that there is a nonzero chance there is a Coen brothers pork parody called The Cocksucker Proxy
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 20h
Ali just told me “don’t be churlish,” so I guess I can check “being called churlish by a loved one” off the bucket list
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Woltergeist 2: The Other Side-Eye @wolter.bsky.social · 20h
I…guess
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